Worst program ever?

[Daz]

It has the credentials (http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Cognos-Koans.aspx).

[Garp]

LOL

[Mark]

Fail. Our own software used to be able to compete until a customer discovered a rather naughty error message and words of dissatisfaction were expressed. :eek: :)

[Will]

We use Cognos at work! That fills me with so much confidence! :D :p

[Flibster]

They're not bad. :D

We've got an error message in our software:
If you can read this... we're bloody surprised you cocked it up this much!

Simon/~Flibster

[Goose]

Jeez, I'm a programmer and I've never done anything nearly as bad as that (apart from a few, erm, odd remarks in my code).