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We all know every sensible person in the world has a zombie plan. Most have discussed any and all eventualities after seeing one of the many films availible on the matter.
my question is not too far off this one but lacks the zombies that kinda makeup most of the first one.
You wake up in the morning. Your(theoretical) other half is not in bed beside you. You wander through to the (theoretical) kids room to find them not in their bed either. You switch the TV on to find just static... on all the channels. Open your laptop to find all the forums you would normally use deserted for the last few hours. Heading outside you see cars in the street, with no drivers and no one anywhere to be seen. The only noise you can hear is the slight buzz of the streetlight that hasn't turned off yet and a couple of dogs trying to hump each other down the street.
where do you go from here?
(oh and hi, welcome me, gimme some love and other such salutations)
Excellent first post!
I'll ponder this a while I think, I just wanted to say hi :)
Piggymon
11-09-2007, 20:36
I would go back to bed and hide !
Welcome btw :)
Haha, nutter! You'll fit right in ;D
Welcome, watch out for Tak and Huddy. We cant be held responsible if they escape ;)
Kell_ee001
11-09-2007, 20:43
Welcome
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Welcome, watch out for Tak and Huddy.
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
But I'm a http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Takhisis_uk/Smilies/Angels%20and%20Devils/angel13.gif
Oh and in response to the thread I'm liking Piggys idea - go back to bed and hide...that or streak :D
Richard Slater
11-09-2007, 20:48
Welcome... I can imagine being fairly depressed that my wife had vanished, kids would be pretty darn depressing too, don't know what I would do really... learn to play the guitar properly, learn to fly something, learn to fly something bigger than the aforementioned something, read all the books I haven't read, build a huge house in the middle of a forest - probably have to figure out what to eat, get clean water and so on.
Richard Slater
11-09-2007, 20:50
that or streak :D
Oh yeah sod the clothes wear something warm if it is cold :)
/edit - You know, it serves me right for not reading the first post properly as I'm doing multiple things at once. Ignore my rambling, I'll be back later!
Stan_Lite
11-09-2007, 20:54
Hi, and welcome.
I'd raid the whisky shop and drink (to quote lyrics from the Pam Tillis track of the same name) " 'til all the lonely's gone".
where do you go from here?
Feek's house. He's not going to need his guns any more, and there are apparently zombies about.
PS: About time you joined us. :beer:
I'd have an extremely strong urge to go track down Simon Pegg and Nick Frost :D
And welcome :)
Masturbate. Then go out and grab the nearest car and just roar around until I found someone. I think I'd do this until I got bored and then might consider killing myself but that all depends on how I'm feeling at the time and if I've given up all hope of finding somebody else. Then I'd masturbate.
Hi, and welcome.
I'd raid the whisky shop and drink (to quote lyrics from the Pam Tillis track of the same name) " 'til all the lonely's gone".
I'd visit one too. *bows to oh-great-knowledged-one* :D
Quickly followed by a visit to an RAF base. Free fighter jet use!
I'd go to the Winchester.
SidewinderINC
11-09-2007, 22:04
see post below:p
Muwahahahahaha, I wasn't the only one who didn't read the first post properly!
SidewinderINC
11-09-2007, 22:14
Muwahahahahaha, I wasn't the only one who didn't read the first post properly!
darn it! :(
What would i do if i was the only person left alive... go to the Marshall amplification warehouse and make a wall of amps 30 meters wide by 20 meters high. turn it on to full blast and play the sweet child o' mine riff.
Kell_ee001
11-09-2007, 22:28
I'd get Goose to pick me up and take me to Feeks cos he'd look after me! :D
If they were zombies I'd just go back to bed tbh!
Fortunately I've been training for years for this very situation. I'd go back in the house and get my swords. I'd then go hunting these aforementioned zombies, as slow moving targets that can be destroyed by decapitation should be easy picking.
I'd maybe go loot myself a gun from somewhere to add a bit of variety and for when I can't be bothered waiting for them to shamble toward me.
SidewinderINC
11-09-2007, 22:53
^ So It's not just Feek and I that missed that part of the 1st post :p
Kell_ee001
11-09-2007, 22:55
Too late for this discussion! :(
No zombies? Why wouldn't there be any zombies anyway? Where are they hiding and why would I be the only 1 left? :p
No Zombies? No use for the well-heated frying-pan then. :'(
Anyway, since my survival skills are next to useless, I'd sleep a lot, then break as many rules/laws/objects as possible for the hell of it, and when I was done, I'd find a way to end it. :)
Blackstar
12-09-2007, 00:07
I'd be wondering why there were two dogs humping. Then i'd wander around for a little bit and try find some people. Then go see places i've always wanted to but never managed due to there being too many people.
Oh and hello ****face welcome to the forums. :)
Stan_Lite
12-09-2007, 05:29
Anyway, since my survival skills are next to useless, I'd sleep a lot, then break as many rules/laws/objects as possible for the hell of it, and when I was done, I'd find a way to end it. :)
Pretty much all laws are made to limit any adverse effects one's actions would have on other people by causing a nuisance or hardship to them.
This poses a bit of a conundrum. If you were the only person left in the world, surely all of these laws would be rendered invalid, therefore removing most of the pleasure from committing the act which would have violated the law, if it were still valid.
About the only law you could break would be the law which prohibits suicide - not a lot of fun breaking that one, really :undecided:
Pheebs and myself discuss this all the time (well, a lot) and have devised a master plan to survive which evolves on a weekly basis... I'll let her explain as she does so so elegantly... ;)
as she does so so elegantly... ;)
*coughspluttergiggle* ;D ;D
Oh the n00bs are gonna be in for a treat when she does :D
Pheebs and myself discuss this all the time (well, a lot) and have devised a master plan to survive which evolves on a weekly basis... I'll let her explain as she does so so elegantly... ;)
OMG!
AWESOME!
Wowee... don't have enough time to put my masterplan onto this poota as work commencing soono!
Will post later!
Genius!
I love these things!
/me will write out plan during all her lessons today
Thank you for making me excited about my day! ;D
Not sure quite what I'd do. Probably top myself in the end.. a world without love is not one I'd want to live in particularly.
There are animals left, and judging by the fact that the dogs are humping, there is still love.
I'd take my car and drive like the wind just for ****s and giggles. Or I'd go to the coast and sail across to France or just wander around aimlessly for a while and try and work out what's happened. I wouldn't panic to start with - it'd take a few days for me to start worrying.
I'd *still* go to the Winchester.
I'd *still* go to the Winchester.
Because of the free beer?
Good call. I'm in.
Pheebs and myself discuss this all the time (well, a lot) and have devised a master plan to survive which evolves on a weekly basis... I'll let her explain as she does so so elegantly... ;)
Is this the Zombie plan, which is irrelevant in the scenario described in post one because there are no zombies, you're alone in the world?
I'd take my car and drive like the wind just for ****s and giggles. Or I'd go to the coast and sail across to France or just wander around aimlessly for a while and try and work out what's happened. I wouldn't panic to start with - it'd take a few days for me to start worrying.
see that would be similar to mine. i recon i'd blag a silly expesive bike to go play with because i'm thinking there would still be cars littering the road.
only thing is, i'd be looking over my shoulder ALL the time, just thinking that there must be someone else out there.
This poses a bit of a conundrum. If you were the only person left in the world, surely all of these laws would be rendered invalid, therefore removing most of the pleasure from committing the act which would have violated the law, if it were still valid.
I personally think that's overthinking the situation - something I'm normally guilty of. ;D
see that would be similar to mine. i recon i'd blag a silly expesive bike to go play with because i'm thinking there would still be cars littering the road.
only thing is, i'd be looking over my shoulder ALL the time, just thinking that there must be someone else out there.
Yeah - paranoia!! lol. Definitely take my bike though - go and fuel up for free too ;)
This poses a bit of a conundrum. If you were the only person left in the world, surely all of these laws would be rendered invalid, therefore removing most of the pleasure from committing the act which would have violated the law, if it were still valid.
I'd still fap in Trafalgar Square.
Stan_Lite
12-09-2007, 10:38
I personally think that's overthinking the situation - something I'm normally guilty of. ;D
;)
I'd still fap in Trafalgar Square.
;D ;D ;D
If there really was nobody left I would go from town to town, living there until there was no more food and driving about until there was no more petrol then either filling up or taking another car.
Living on tinned/frozen food would suck after a bit though I guess.
I actually think I would go insane after a while, although before I did I would probably try and work out how to drive the Eurostar and get across to the continent to try and find some people somewhere.
I actually think I would go insane after a while, although before I did I would probably try and work out how to drive the Eurostar and get across to the continent to try and find some people somewhere.
there is a tunnel that goes through the middle, batter down that in the veyron that you've "aquired" elsewhere on your travels....
there is a tunnel that goes through the middle, batter down that in the veyron that you've "aquired" elsewhere on your travels....
While the sensible among us (me and Feek) sit in the pub.
SidewinderINC
12-09-2007, 12:24
there is a tunnel that goes through the middle, batter down that in the veyron that you've "aquired" elsewhere on your travels....
Where is the straightest, longest, flattest stretch of land that would be possible to drive to?
I'd go there when i was ready to finish my lonely time and see how fast i could go! no doubt ending up 'doing a hamster'
EDIT - really should have thought about typing 'doing a hamster' before i hit the post button... evidently i mean doing what Richard Hammond did in his WR attempt... ahem
no doubt ending up 'doing a hamster'
In Trafalgar Square!
SidewinderINC
12-09-2007, 12:28
In Trafalgar Square!
whilst you fap?
You won't see me, I'll be hiding behind the column.
Fancy a game of darts, Faysh?
SidewinderINC
12-09-2007, 12:30
You won't see me, I'll be hiding behind the column.
I'm sure your column isnt big enough to hide behind ;) :shocked:
Stan_Lite
12-09-2007, 12:30
While the sensible among us (me and Feek) sit in the pub.
I would be there but I'd be pissed up on expensive whisky by then :p
I would be there but I'd be pissed up on expensive whisky by then :p
Hmm..
*wonders if people have quite got the concept of "only one left"*
Stan_Lite
12-09-2007, 12:35
Hmm..
*wonders if people have quite got the concept of "only one left"*
I said I'd be in the pub - I never mentioned anything about meeting people :p
If there really was nobody left I would go from town to town, living there until there was no more food and driving about until there was no more petrol then either filling up or taking another car.
Living on tinned/frozen food would suck after a bit though I guess.
I actually think I would go insane after a while, although before I did I would probably try and work out how to drive the Eurostar and get across to the continent to try and find some people somewhere.
Come on... be truthful. You'd sleep through it!!! ;)
Matblack
12-09-2007, 13:23
I'd work out a way of generating electricity as its unlikely that that would be working for long if at all, build a portable pump to get myself petrol from the tanks then go hunting for a pad.
I'll be needing one close to a branch of blockbuster and with its own home cinema, A quick trip to Le Manior in a truck to collect the contents of the cellar and I'd be pretty set. Come the winter I'd be thinking about moving to the continent, maybe learn Spanish and find a Blockbuster there.
I'd be OK once I was on the continent loads of nice roads and things to see. Once I got bored I'd go up to the north of Europe and freeze to death :)
MB
Ahhh feeky - you see, poor picky has to put up with me constantly asking these hypothetical questions allllllllll the time. Literally - all the time.
I think I've devised a plan for pretty much anything that would come my way :D
Do you know what though... I started writing a sensible answer but then I thought "this is boring"
So I've settled on the following:
I would go live in Ann Summers and die with a smile on my face.
;D
Richard Slater
12-09-2007, 19:11
I just thought, I could find a Tank! drive across England in a challenger II... sounds like fun as for generating electricity if you can get into a MOD complex you shouldn't have any problems for several years.
Piggymon
12-09-2007, 20:02
Ahhh feeky - you see, poor picky has to put up with me constantly asking these hypothetical questions allllllllll the time. Literally - all the time.
I think I've devised a plan for pretty much anything that would come my way :D
Do you know what though... I started writing a sensible answer but then I thought "this is boring"
So I've settled on the following:
I would go live in Ann Summers and die with a smile on my face.
;D
Sod the bed - I'm with Pheebs ! ;)
Sod the bed - I'm with Pheebs ! ;)
Well I'm already streaking so this is definitely sounding like the logical next step ;D
Curses mister feek - serves me right for scanning the post... :'(
I'd still fap in Trafalgar Square.
;D ;D fapping my way around the world sounds like fun...
Blackstar
13-09-2007, 18:27
I would be nice to think that everything would be there to use, likely handy open houses/shops/cars. I quite like being on my own sometimes, i still think i would be concerned about where everyone had gone.
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