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Justsomebloke
14-09-2007, 21:09
I pulled my Tooth out earlier. It's been loose for ages & ****** me off whilst i was having a nosebag so i went in the bathroom & got a yanking. 2nd one this year but this one is a Biggy :evil:
I was going to include a pic of my tooth & my Kidney stone next to a brown match head for scale but it looks to Disgusting ;D So i won't.
I think this thread can be clearly labelled SPAM :D
SidewinderINC
14-09-2007, 21:22
gooo oooon, I wanna see the size of the things. Was the kidney stone removed surgically? Or was it a bit your teeth and go for it jobby?
The last painful thing to happen to me that would be fitting in here was a 3cm long bit of wood embedding itself 1cm deep into my finger, it had a barb on it so i had to cut it out :(
What's a nosebag? I'm guessing it wasn't a milk tooth... does that mean it's never growing back?!
but but but... but... but surely your dentist will need to see you!? Did it not hurt? I hope you're alright :confused: :shocked: :(
Kell_ee001
14-09-2007, 21:41
You so cwazy! ;D
Justsomebloke
14-09-2007, 21:42
Kidney stone exit story:
I went for a Wizz & although i desperatly wanted to go only a Trickle came out, I was Scared :'( I said to myself. Ooo eeerrrr that can't be right ;D
An hour later i needed another Wizz but was a bit scared so i thought a sit down was in order. My Wizz started as a Trickle then POW Squirt GUSH :D it steamed out & i had the most saticying Wizz I've had in years. It flowed like Niagra & my smile was a Foot wide :)
I peered into the bowl to see my Kidney Asteroid type stone hurty little mofo looking back at me :shocked:
So i dipped my hand in my Piss ;D Trainspotter style & fished the little bugger out for Posterity. I took it up to my specialist when i had the appointment & showed it to the lovely lady. "AAARRRrrrrrrrr is that the little sweety is it she said :shocked: I nearly forgot myself & insulted her but i was saved by my Natural David Niven persona :cool:
So i dipped my hand in my Piss ;D
Good for you Malc :)
But do us a favour and post the pics ;)
You pulled out your tooth? What was wrong with it? :huh:
SidewinderINC
15-09-2007, 00:19
He watched Oldboy and thought he would give it a try?
Blackstar
15-09-2007, 00:29
I used to get my dad to pull out my wobbly teeth when i was young. Mainly so i could get the tooth fairy money faster!
Baby teeth are meant to come out. Adult molars aren't. :D
Are you in pain malc? Any idea why it became lose?
Justsomebloke
15-09-2007, 00:48
No pain now although tugging it out was a Tad painful :evil:
I think in all i have pulled about 4 or 5 out. I think they just wear loose after many years of chomping. Once they wiggle i just set about them with my fingers :)
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