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Firstly Oh My God I have the BESTEST ever friends EVER! Did I say EVAAAH!!!! To those involved, thank you for last night and I wubs you ALL, and big extra special thank you to the ringleader, luvs you lady! Surprise birthday dinners are brilltastic :D :D :D A big effort for everyone on a Sunday night, it's hugely appreciated.
Secondly Oh My God for the first day in the new job. My brain is oozing out of my ears and it's just taken me several attempts to type this without too many errors, I've got a thumping headache too. I've spent the day being told the many exciting and diverse ways I can get myself sacked or 'requested to resign', how to stay out of the papers and how to properly bow and scrape depending on the amount of silver bits on a shoulder.
Tescos shelf stacking is the way forward.
I'll expand on the birthday bit later, I have the cutest things to get some snaps of but I need to go and lay in a darkened room for an hour or three :)
Glad to hear your first day went well :D
You survived!!! HURRAH!!! :D
BB x
Matblack
24-09-2007, 17:40
Have you got the keys to the company car yet?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Lamborghini_Gallardo_British_police_1.JPG/800px-Lamborghini_Gallardo_British_police_1.JPG
Glad it all went well :D
MB
Von Smallhausen
24-09-2007, 17:46
Have you got the keys to the company car yet?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Lamborghini_Gallardo_British_police_1.JPG/800px-Lamborghini_Gallardo_British_police_1.JPG
MB
MINT !!!!
White Testarossa for the win.
It'a all new Pebs .... you will find it all clicks into place.
I can see you cruising in that Von. Windows down, shades on, white suit flapping in the wind :cool:
Von Smallhausen
24-09-2007, 17:50
I can see you cruising in that Von. Windows down, shades on, white suit flapping in the wind :cool:
With Jan Hammer playing in the background ..... * sighs *
It isn't quite the same in a 1.7 Astra or a lock up van.
SidewinderINC
24-09-2007, 17:50
What be the cute things you have? ;) :p
Glad it all went good on both counts, hope my *hug* was passed on :)
Admiral Huddy
24-09-2007, 17:53
Glad you had a good time last night... and hope your first day went well.
What be the cute things you have? ;) :p
Like you don't already know sneaky beaky! :D
Shhhh, I'm meditating
Von Smallhausen
24-09-2007, 17:57
Tie or checked thing ?
Tie. Pick it all up tomorrow.
My collar number is depressingly easy to remember too :)
Piggymon
24-09-2007, 18:18
Weeeeeee !! She survived ! \o/ :D
We had fun last night, I'm glad you liked the 2 ickle beasties :D
SidewinderINC
24-09-2007, 18:19
which one is your favourite?
Tie. Pick it all up tomorrow.
My collar number is depressingly easy to remember too :)
666? :p
You always get tons of new info in the first few days of a new job - if you don't the job is probably rubbish :D
Enjoy :) When do they give you handcuffs and a stick?!
SidewinderINC
24-09-2007, 19:09
And have they given rules on appropriate usage of said handcuffs and stick :p
Get it ALL tomorrow :evil:
All we've been told is they aren't pink and they're not fluffy :D
SidewinderINC
24-09-2007, 19:12
Get it ALL tomorrow :evil:
All we've been told is they aren't pink and they're not fluffy :D
Makes it all the more real! :embarrassed:
Get it ALL tomorrow :evil:
All we've been told is they aren't pink and they're not fluffy :D
Maybe the stick is? Gotta hold out some hope :evil:
Ooooh sneaky parties are cool - hope you had fun! :D
Sounds like your first day at work was pretty good - nothing quite like brain ooze.
All we've been told is they aren't pink and they're not fluffy :D
New vocation for Piggymon perhaps? I'm sure most of us know what she thinks of pink stuff. :D
*runs* :eek:
666? :p
Har har! :p
which one is your favourite?
Hmmm I shouldnt have favourites but I think they non hairy one is my fave :)
SidewinderINC
24-09-2007, 19:26
Hmmm I shouldnt have favourites but I think they non hairy one is my fave :)
That'll be the Tiger ;)
And Lion pwns tiger! :p
That'll be the Tiger ;)
And Lion pwns tiger! :p
:shocked:
Awesome presents :D \o/
If it's what I think it is :p
Piggymon
24-09-2007, 20:17
Oook... cutsie things !!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/piggymon/Odds%20and%20Ends/P1000991.jpg
I didn't want to wrap them :/
Lion ftw !! .. I love their ickle tails :D
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!! They're my favourite teddies in the universe!!!
I just had some more chocolate cake. Oh my god it's so yummeh!!!!!
Only got one more portion left :/
I got in from work and it had all gone! Kids had some suspicious chocolate moustaches too.
Should have given me more ;)
Bah! I only had one bit!
Just as well though, I'm decidedly biffaesque this week :o
The lion and tiger sooooooooooooooo cute :D
Awwwwwww, they're so cute :D:D
Sounds like you had a lovely day Pebs. It was my Mum's bday too, and I did think of you... but my phone battery was dead and we were in Wales so I couldn't charge it.
Glad your first day at work went well too. So, you get your toys today then? COOL!!!! :cool:
Got 'em :) Can't wear it all though 'cause my hat is too small and keeps pinging off my head. PING!
SidewinderINC
25-09-2007, 17:28
Video evidence of said pinging is required :p
Video evidence of said pinging is required :p
She's now got big boots, an extendable baton, handcuffs, firearms, police uniform.... and you want a vid of her hat falling off???? :huh: :p
SidewinderINC
25-09-2007, 17:32
Well I hoped she would have kept the rest on for authenticity :p
LOL! No toys yet, they come from somewhere else apparently. I have everything else though including all kinds of cool stuff :)
Von Smallhausen
25-09-2007, 17:41
Have you learned the caution and Section 3 of the Criminal Law Act yet ?
First things we learned back in 2000.
Actually, finding where the bar was first.
We have to learn the caution, phonetic alphabet, definition of constable and ACTION for a test tomorrow, plus a fitness test tomorrow, fingerprints, DNA and photos
Von can you come on msn for a sec, I need to ask something
You nicked anyone yet? :D
Von Smallhausen
25-09-2007, 17:54
Von can you come on msn for a sec, I need to ask something
No, you can't take bribes !!!!
Von Smallhausen
25-09-2007, 18:06
We have to learn the caution, phonetic alphabet, definition of constable and ACTION for a test tomorrow, plus a fitness test tomorrow, fingerprints, DNA and photos
Caution is a doddle ..... watch the Bill. ;) There are two cautions, one for arrest and use prior to interview and one prior to charge although it is only a one word difference.
You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do no mention when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
If someone makes a comment after caution then it is known as a significant statement .... ie if he says I'm glad I shot the bastard then do make a note of it and give them the opportunity to sign for it.
When asked to explain, I say .... I'm going to ask you some questions about the alleged offence and you don't have to answer any of them. You can sit in silence or no reply if you wish. This is your opportunity to give your side of events and if you don't answer any questions I put to you and you subsequently go to court then offer an explanation then then the court may draw an inference from that and they may not believe you. A recording is being made of this and may be used in evidence in a court of law.
On Charge
You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention now, something that you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
Now is the only difference.
A=Aitch
B=Belmit
C=Crappity
D=Desmo
E=Elvis
F=Flump
G=Gimp
H=Haly
I=Impotent
J=Jelly
K=Kronenbourg
L=Lol
M=Malc
N=Noob
O=O Rly
P=Pigmo
Q=Quiznight
R=Roxor
S=Smacktard
T=Truffle
U=U-Bend
V=Vosene
W=Will
X=Xylophone
Z=Zippy
;D
Excellent phonetic alphabet :D
No, you can't take bribes !!!!
Poo :( ;)
Woooh I made it to the Von-phonetic alphabet! :cool:
Woooh I made it to the Von-phonetic alphabet! :cool:
I'm in there....twice. Well, one and a half times :p
Piggymon
25-09-2007, 18:43
Von - we salute you :cool:
I'm in there....twice. Well, one and a half times :p
Aww sorry mate, didn't realise you were Impotent :p
Awww cutie teddys! They're wubberly! :D
Hehehe loving your phonetics vonny boy! :D
Very weird thing happened today - after reading this thread I started reminiscing about my initial police training and all that. I then decided to check my email and saw an old friend had contacted me saying an ancient email from me had just gone into her inbox from me... from November 2003!
Check it out!:
Date: Mon, 03 Nov 2003 12:21:25 +0000
WOw! I got loadsa replies! Mainly saying "god help us the worlds falling to pieces" due to my blondness and all! But all the same nice to hear from you all!
My trainings going well thankyou - had cs spray sprayed in my eyes the other day... it is EVIL! I warn you! Pure evilty! These wee little crystals fly into your eyes and immediately cripple you! Its like rubbing your face in a pile of stinging nettles for 20minutes!! WRONG! SO WRONG! I did a very silly thing tho, you see, the crystals dont go away too easily and theyre reactivated by heat... so when I got back from training I went and had a nice hot shower from where I was exhausted and all my parents heard was me shouting "aARRgGGGHh IM GOOING BLIND" from the shower. God knows what they thought I was doing! Ended up in the middle of the street in my towel trying to find a breeze so I could blow the crystals away! Never ever argue with a police officer with cs spray (unless youre wearing an astronauts suit!) The reason we had to have it done was so we could feel "empathy" for the victim!! B****r off!! If some blokes running towards me witha baseball bat Im not going to give two monkehs whether its gonna hurt him or not! Silly people!
Annoyingly Ive got to have it done again because that was when I was doing some pretraining with some special officers... once my regular training commences *shudder* we're gonna get it twice as bad! Get my uniform soon (meeeeega!) so well excited about that!
How weird?! She didn't have a clue why she received it so late! I do not envy you for having to go through the spraying procedures that for sure! ;D Hoping you're loving it hun! xx
Wubbles xx :)
I'm going to start giving out temporary passwords at work in the Vonetic alphabet!
"Yep, eight random letters, all lower case; impotent desmo, crappity smacktard, jelly flump, u-bend truffle. You'll be required to change it the first time you log in."
Aww sorry mate, didn't realise you were Impotent :p
I didn't see that one coming ;) :D
On another note....I'm about to finish off my chocolate cake :D
Should have be Fnar on this fourm :p
Von Smallhausen
26-09-2007, 18:54
Change ....
F=Feekshun.
Passed the fitness test, AWOOOGA! But the fun has started. I have 80 pages of pre-reads to have learnt by the morning (given to us at 4pm), boots to make shiner (they arent shiney enough), creases to put into shirts and trousers, eppaulettes to sew buttons back onto (quality. not) and and and and...er..... lol!!! Thats after getting in, taking kids to tescos for biggish shop, sorting dinner and checking homework. I'm not complaining, but hats OFF to all of you full time workers!!
I have so much catching up to do with the forums but I just can't this week. I'm sorry if I miss anything, I'm not being roood I promise :(
Oh and I've got me hats! Uniform from now on :)
Are you running around the house going "OOOOH, ooooh, OOOOH, ooooh, OOOOH, ooooh"? <-- Siren noise
I would be.
SidewinderINC
26-09-2007, 21:00
I always thought it was "Knee Gnaw"
And only now have I noticed how pointless the K and G are in both of those words :p
Good to hear that its keeping you busy. Get the Kiwi shoe polish? Thats the good stuff. What time do you head off in the mornings, I may need to do a covert drive by.
Good to hear that its keeping you busy. Get the Kiwi shoe polish? Thats the good stuff. What time do you head off in the mornings, I may need to do a covert drive by.
Stalker!!!! ;D ;D
Kiwi parade gloss is what I used to use when bulling my boots for parade or generaly duty. I used to love doing it. I think it's so much better seeing military, police or that sort of figure in a smart uniform, well looked after and well turned out - I'm sure Pebs will look super smart and uber sexy! ;)
Parade gloss is the stuff :) We have an ex commando on our course and he gave us all a quick lesson and I can see my face in my boots now!
Zirax you can stalk but you won't see much lol! I'm not allowed to look like a copper out of college so I have to keep it all hidden under fleeces :p
New hats still dont effing fit :( Had my pic taken for my warrant card though, I did a daft idiot smiley type face at the people in my class trying to make me laugh behind the camera and 'click'. *sigh*
I have a nickname :/ Easymouth. NO!!! Not because I've been bad, the person who took our DNA said rather too loudly 'OOOOOO you have an easy mouth compared to most'. Marvelous :/
All good fun though :)
SidewinderINC
27-09-2007, 18:08
Hahaha, I'm sure different stories will go round about that nickname :D
Rofl, easymouth haha.
I won't feel safe going down south now :D
I think I've read her book Kitten, it's an excellent read, really entertaining too :)
I actually put the mockers on the Easymouth name and said 'nice, but no!'.....it's already been shown that we are being watched and it's only day 4. People are in trouble already (not me!) for things done outside of classes seen by senior officers. It's a whoooooooooe new world! :D
FNAR!! ;D
Just realised ;D
If I see a cop going round with pink handcuffs I'll know it's you.
Today I mostly was being made into a police officer! :D I have a certificate and a warrant card with the obligatory dodgy photo!
Quite a cool day actually :)
Woohoo! Go WPC Daniels!!! :cool: :D
Piggymon
02-10-2007, 17:40
Blog woman blog !! :D
Kell_ee001
02-10-2007, 17:42
Yay! :D
Blog woman blog !! :D
YES! I will :)
And Will it's not pc to say wpc, it's pc, else it's not pc ;)
Oooh sorry! I've been told :o Please don't arrest me for breach of PC'ness!! :p
Are you serious though? Crickey this country's gone mad! What if I couldn't tell if you were a woman or not?! :p
Yup, we've had the PC/WPC discussion before. Silly PC requiring WPC to be PC. :)
Does this mean you can be seen uniformed in public then? ;)
Learn something new everyday! :D
I want to see you in uniform!! :evil: ;) :D
What if I couldn't tell if you were a woman or not?! :p
After that many beers, it wouldn't matter :)
Does it say "PC Pebs" on your warrant card?
We're all dead proud of you, you know :)
Today I mostly was being made into a police officer! :D I have a certificate and a warrant card with the obligatory dodgy photo!
Quite a cool day actually :)
A belated "Nice one!" from me too :)
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