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iicatsii
05-10-2007, 08:25
Just logged in to this site after I got a message that I hadn't been on here for ages (can't remember signing up but there you go) and I get this PM:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9143/trollingio6.jpg
I mean WTF??? Someone should throw the banhammer at this nincom-****ing-poop. If you allow people to troll than you're no better than eBUMSworld.
Ban her tbh. I always knew that Roberta was a trouble maker.
Yeah, she's a pain in the arse. Kick her in the gonads.
SidewinderINC
05-10-2007, 10:45
thats just not nice :(
Matblack
05-10-2007, 10:46
I like the way shes made the effort to split the message over the title and body of the message. Thats the sign of a professional insulter that!
MB
That's not trolling, when she gets going there's more ****, *****, ****ing *** and ******* **** than your message.
Kell_ee001
05-10-2007, 11:14
I'm sorry... I don't see a problem? :huh: :p
thats just not nice :(
He's my bloke, it's my job to insult him!
SidewinderINC
05-10-2007, 13:17
He's my bloke, it's my job to insult him!
I guessed as much ;D
iicatsii
05-10-2007, 13:19
Send more paramedics...
I mean WTF? you don't even know what movie that quote is from.
Dymetrie
05-10-2007, 13:21
I mean WTF? you don't even know what movie that quote is from.
*raises hand*
Sir! Sir! I know!
*hides from Roberta before he gets any rude PMs*
Matblack
05-10-2007, 13:21
RotLD
MB
I mean WTF? you don't even know what movie that quote is from.
Pfft! I was probably watching it while you were still playing with train sets!
SidewinderINC
05-10-2007, 13:24
I mean WTF? you don't even know what movie that quote is from.
I asked a while back, because I thought it was in reference to the band and got this reply
http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showpost.php?p=146532&postcount=52
You lose :p ;D
He's my bloke, it's my job to insult him!
You should hear what Lom says to me. :(
You should hear what Lom says to me. :(
"ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU ****ING ****! IAM GOING TO ****ING KILL YOU!"
I can only assume thats what was said during labour
It's clearly a photoshop, she's too lovely to be saying stuff like that (well out of the bedroom anyway :evil: ) ;)
I call shennanigans!! ;D :p
It's clearly a photoshop, she's too lovely to be saying stuff like that (well out of the bedroom anyway :evil: ) ;)
I call shennanigans!! ;D :p
Thank you!
Heh heh heh.
Dymetrie
05-10-2007, 15:53
It's clearly a photoshop, she's too lovely to be saying stuff like that (well out of the bedroom anyway :evil: ) ;)
I call shennanigans!! ;D :p
Thank you!
Heh heh heh.
Collusion!
Collusion!
Nah, just bribery!
I think the lady has a point tbh. He is one of those smelly man things after all!
I think the lady has a point tbh. He is one of those smelly man things after all!
He should be on his best behaviour with you due to the mention of a spider. Only let him have it if he's a good boy!
Frankly I'm shocked!
Shocked smiley for emphasis please!
:shocked: :shocked:
So shocked in fact that I cried a little :'(
:shocked: :shocked:
So shocked in fact that I cried a little :'(
Good!
*bullies boys for fun*
You're mean. I might have to comfort eat on lots of hydrogenated vegetable fat and carbohydrates. :(
Then I can try and get you as a client to PT - winn0r!
Hasn't anyone kicked you in the gonads yet?
Yes. They kicked them so hard I'm now wearing them as ovaries. Don't worry though - Paul is going to punch them back down later.
Then I can try and get you as a client to PT - winn0r!
You shall not break me!!!!!!! :evil:
Hasn't anyone kicked you in the gonads yet?
I tried, but then she flashed her boobs and I was transfixed.. :o
I tried, but then she flashed her boobs and I was transfixed.. :o
Beacuse after breastfeeding 3 kids they were swinging low, pendulum fashion.
Sorry about swinging them so much - I was transfixed (I like that word.)
Yes. They kicked them so hard I'm now wearing them as ovaries.
/me strikes the appropriate pose
/me strikes the appropriate pose
'\o/'
Wooo! Ovaries! ;D
'\o/' Ovaries!
'\o/, <---- Oooh look Pheebs - a zombie with his hand fallen off!
'\o/' Ovaries!
'\o/, <---- Oooh look Pheebs - a zombie with his hand fallen off!
Hahahahahahaha! lol! Heh... I blew a snot bubble laughing at that! Hahaha! Darn snotty nose! ;D
Kell_ee001
05-10-2007, 20:40
I--I I--I
/\/\/\
(flob!)
Pooncup.... or whatever the f00k it's called
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9143/trollingio6.jpg
*Monocle pops out*
My ears are tainted by this foul language! Tainted!
As you can see, I'm still very sensitive to Roberta's personality. :p
*Monocle pops out*
I'd pop that back in before you get arrested old bean.
I was just looking for an image of Mooncat when I found this begging to be shopped...
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/451188670_e198333860.jpg
Kell_ee001
06-10-2007, 11:36
If this is going to turn into a flame war don't forget...
The Twelve Commandments of Flaming! :D
1. Make things up about your opponent: It's important to make your lies sound true. Preface your argument with the word "clearly." "Clearly, Fred Flooney is a liar, and a dirtball to boot."
2. Be an armchair psychologist: You're a smart person. You've heard of Freud. You took a psychology course in college. Clearly, you're qualified to psychoanalyze your opponent. "Polly Purebread, by using the word 'zucchini' in her posting, shows she has a bad case of penis envy."
3. Cross-post your flames: Everyone on the net is just waiting for the next literary masterpiece to leave your terminal. From rec.arts.wobegon to alt.gourmand, they're all holding their breaths until your next flame. Therefore, post everywhere.
4. Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't possibly be that you're a ****head. There's obviously a conspiracy against you, and you will be doing the entire net a favor by exposing it.
5. Lawsuit threats: This is the reverse of Rule #4 (sort of like the Yin & Yang of flaming). Threatening a lawsuit is always considered to be in good form. "By saying that I've posted to the wrong group, Bertha has libeled me, slandered me, and sodomized me. See you in court, Bertha."
6. Force them to document their claims: Even if Harry Hoinkus states outright that he likes tomato sauce on his pasta, you should demand documentation. If Newsweek hasn't written an article on Harry's pasta preferences, then Harry's obviously lying.
7. Use foreign phrases: French is good, but Latin is the lingua franca of flaming. You should use the words "ad hominem" at least three times per article. Other favorite Latin phrases are "ad nauseam," "veni, vidi, vici," and "fettuccini alfredo."
8. Tell 'em how smart you are: Why use intelligent arguments to convince them you're smart when all you have to do is tell them? State that you're a member of Mensa! Tell them the scores you received on every exam since high school. "I got all A's in my GCSE's, and I can also spell the word 'premeiotic'."
9. Accuse your opponent of censorship. It is your right to post whatever the hell you want to the net! Anyone who tries to limit your cross-posting or move a flame war to email is either a communist, a fascist, or both.
10. Doubt their existence: You've never actually seen your opponent, have you? And since you're the center of the universe, you should have seen them by now, shouldn't you? Therefore, THEY DON'T EXIST! This is the beauty of flamers' logic.
11. Lie, cheat, steal, leave the toilet seat up.
12. When in doubt, insult: If you forget the other 11 rules, remember this one. At some point during your wonderful career as a flamer you will undoubtedly end up in a flame war with someone who is better than you. This person will expose your lies, tear apart your arguments, make you look generally like a bozo. At this point, there's only one thing to do: insult the dirtbag!!! "Oh yeah? Well, your mother does strange things with vegetables."
;D
I can also spell the word 'premeiotic'."
I'd never heard that word before, but thought that knowing this place it'd have something to do with sex and/or reproduction. I wasn't disappointed. :evil: ;D
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