Kell_ee001
28-10-2007, 18:42
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why don't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls and hollow-weenies.
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
He wanted to get ahead in life.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why don't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have crystal balls and hollow-weenies.
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.