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Desmo and I were discussing Piggys butt when we got on to the topic of butt munchies.
Butt munchies happen to us all... you know, when you bend over and stand back up only to realise your butt has consumed the vast majority of your underwear... or perhaps even outer garments. In huddys case possibly mens ding-a-lings in the shower.
When this happens, this means your butt is hungry. Therefore you have to feed it.
WITH SAUSAGES!
This is where me and Desmo had the bestest idea in the whole entire universe. In a matter of minutes and consumption of vast amounts of brain power we invented..
THE SAUSO SKIRT.
http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/TheSausoSkirt.JPG
Not only will this skirt satisfy you butt munching needs, but provide you with a delightful meal in those times of hunger. Just yank off a sausage, give it a dip and NOM NOM NOM NOM!
This invention is GENIUS because:
a) it feeds you
b) it clothes you (for a while) and will never need washing as you eat it
c) for us - the inventors - we'll be minted as people need to continue purchasing replacement sausages *CHA CHING* to prevent any embarrassing situations arising (i.e. your foof being exposed).
(Oh yes, the yellow things are baps but Desmo thinks they should be removed. My reasoning of keeping them in was so when you sat down you didn't by accident (or purpose) lose a sausage where the sun don't shine.)
/me feels proud.
/me thinks she needs to stop avoiding the washing up.
Stan_Lite
29-10-2007, 18:37
:rolleyes:
Weirdos tbh :p
:rolleyes:
Weirdos tbh :p
MINTED Weirdos don't you mean!
;)
I thought about asking whether the BBQ should be positioned front or back, but then realised that for men either would be very bad indeed. :D
Piggymon
29-10-2007, 19:17
Why on earth were you discussing my butt ! And more to the point what were you discussing ?? :shocked:
I think the skirt is a good idea though, I'm hungry right now and a sausage would be yumoooor !
I think this is a most excellent idea. My butt is always trying to eat my underwear, and mostly succeeding.
"These underpants cost me a quid, and I've got about fifty pence worth stuck up me arse."
Jim Royle needs Sauso Skirt.
SidewinderINC
29-10-2007, 21:03
I don't think the Sauso Skirt would work on bike rides :p
Boxer shorts should never turn into G-Strings :(
Pumpkinstew
29-10-2007, 21:19
Have you been sniffing permanent markers or something?
When are you going on Dragons Den?
Have you been sniffing permanent markers or something?
I think Pheebs' parents must have sniffed permanent markers. She's like Obelix, who fell in the cauldron of magic potion as a baby so the effects are, like the markers, permanent.
Well I think it's a great idea. And we can always add to the range at a later date. Maybe cake pants or chocolate trousers would be a good addition to the range.
SidewinderINC
29-10-2007, 23:29
Cake pants - YES oh my god yes!
Chocolate trousers - I'd eat them before I put them on.
Wellington
30-10-2007, 00:08
maybe you should talk to the people who make these, they might be able to help you start up a business
http://www.prezzybox.com/products/index.aspx?pid=3577&TID=901
Pumpkinstew
30-10-2007, 00:20
A marshmallow dufflecoat with chocolate buttons!
Why on earth were you discussing my butt ! And more to the point what were you discussing ?? :shocked:
well..
a) Cos your butts mighty fine
b) Your butt.
Have you been sniffing permanent markers or something?
I'm only allowed to play with crayons :'(
I think Pheebs' parents must have sniffed permanent markers. She's like Obelix, who fell in the cauldron of magic potion as a baby so the effects are, like the markers, permanent.
Heeeeeeeeey... isn't Obelix the dude that's got a tasch and wears big stripey pants and is mahoosive?!
*googles image search*
OI!! What are you insinuating Mister Milky Bar Kid!??!
;)
I couldn't find a thread to put this and didn't want to create one of its own.
I just saw a goatse on my friends FB profile :(
Its made me sick/:(
Thanks for listening.
BB x
Whats a goatse?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry.. this was the most obvious thread to put that comment.
Your eyes will bleed Pheebles :(
BB x
Piggymon
01-11-2007, 19:15
Whats a goatse?
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! :evil:
Whats a goatse?
Aw, bless!
Desmo, now's your chance. You might just have another unsuspecting customer for Goatse Inc. :evil: ;D
NOoOOO ONONON ONOOO oOO oOOO oTHAT'S SOOoOSOO WRRROOOOOOOONG
/me officially hates google image search
OMG!
I thought you may have meant goaty (like face mini beard thing)... but couldn't figure out why a goaty would be bad. I therefore logged off after my post and thought no more of it... but but but on return... after seeing all your "NOOoOO" posts etc I had to google image search!
/me is scarred for life.
Dear lord, what these forums have taught me!! Buck-ache (hehe), cottaging, soggy biscuits and now goatse!
omg.
That's so wrong.
:'( *sobs*
So many goatses ... on one page at once... the size of them... and and... hair... so much hair...
/me will never be the same again
My face is still in a shocked position (squewy mouth and goggled eyes).
I think the wind may have changed when I looked that up.
My face hurts.
SidewinderINC
01-11-2007, 21:12
There are 'worse' things out there than that :p
Pebs can now attest to that hehehe.
WORSE things than a Goatse?! :huh:
BB x
SidewinderINC
01-11-2007, 23:34
oh yes, much worse. :barf:
This is true. It's bad enough when you have a clue that they're bad, but when you're presented with one with no warning whatsoever, well, I thought about finding the nearest bridge. ;D
oh yes, much worse. :barf:
/me is scared :(
BB x
Davey_Pitch
02-11-2007, 00:01
Pheebs, I love you, your threads never fail to make me smile :D
And yes, there are definitely worse things than Goatse. I could tell you all, but none of you would be my friends every again. :(
Pumpkinstew
02-11-2007, 01:01
WORSE things than a Goatse?! :huh:
BB x
Yes.
I can think of at least two other famous ones that you really don't want to know about.
Back when I was a student I went to a houseparty where someone had stuck pictures from rotten up in their bathroom. You either had a strong stomach or tried to pee with your eyes shut.:confused:
*LAAAAAAAH LaaAAHLAAAhhLAAAHLAAaAAAaH I'm nooooooot liIIiiSttEennning!!*
/me is a bit sad though because she can still see :(
Yes.
I can think of at least two other famous ones that you really don't want to know about.
Back when I was a student I went to a houseparty where someone had stuck pictures from rotten up in their bathroom. You either had a strong stomach or tried to pee with your eyes shut.:confused:
Bejesus!!! :shocked:
Hmm... ok... I will pass.. the Goatse had a bad enough mind imprint.... I really don't need to add to the collection.
Or scar Pheebles anymore ;)
BB x
Piggymon
02-11-2007, 18:54
Tubgirl or lemon party ;D
SidewinderINC
02-11-2007, 19:05
hai 2 u :p
or maybe 2 girls 1 cup.
Piggymon
02-11-2007, 19:09
Noooo.... now that is bloody revolting .. I think I prefer Goatse to that !
I'm still at work... so thankfully this time I am saved.
Yeah its friday, yeah its 6.30 but I'm leaving now and am going to have a brilliant weekend :cool:
After I have cleaned my flat tonight that is :( hence the delay in leaving.
BB x
Davey_Pitch
02-11-2007, 19:36
Tubgirl or lemon party ;D
They were the 2 I didn't want to say :p
Oooh I've seen they two. I don't really remember tub girl (I think that image has been physically scarred out of my brain.) As for lemon party - a bunch of old codgers with thier todgers - doesn't bother me :)
GOATSE however!! Dear lord.
/me is still scarred.
SidewinderINC
02-11-2007, 19:52
Check out the two I mentioned then :eek: :barf:
I'm not going to, thanks.
I was greeted with Tubgirl without warning while I was an OcUK mod. Someone had used it as a hotlink prevention image. That's fine but the perpetrator doesn't see it - everyone else does. :puke:
I prefer Goatse!
Selective quoting for the win.
Can someone enlighten about Tubgirl?
I'm here alone and curiousity is getting the better of me :(
BB x
You don't need enlightening tbh. Just one word will do: Avoid.
And, if you must, three more: At all costs.
Pumpkinstew
02-11-2007, 23:34
No amount of brain bleach can ever remove tubgirl from your memory.
Just. Say. No.
My brother has told me what Tubgirl is... I haven't seen it, but I think goatse is worse than what Tubgirl has been described as... but Sidewinder's ones are scaring me still...
Better go to bed.
BB x
SidewinderINC
02-11-2007, 23:54
you actually looked?
More fool you :p tehehe.
No... didn't look at your ones :p
I got a description off of my bro on msn about Tub Girl.
;)
BB x
I've had to section off too much of my brain up to date and I require all I have left of it.... so I will be avoiding the two you've suggested sidewinder :)
so I will be avoiding the two you've suggested sidewinder :)
I wish I had!
Davey_Pitch
03-11-2007, 16:55
you actually looked?
More fool you :p tehehe.
I looked. One didn't bother me much at all, the other was rather nasty. I'm fairly desensitised to all internet crap these days though so it takes a lot to bother me nowadays.
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