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Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 18:02
Well today I've managed to wear a pair of trousers all day and it was only upon getting home that I found there was a crisp £5 and a crisp £10 note in one of the pockets.
I have not worn these trousers since they were last washed and the notes do have a certain fragrant 'washing machine fresh' odour about them.
Due to this I can surmise that they were left in the pocket and washed after the deluge of the 8th November (when I arrived home somewhat sodden and hurled my trousers into the laundry basket where they festered for an hour before I did washing).
What is more worrying is that I didn't notice £15 being missing on the last weekend of payday.
Anyway.
As I now have this free money, what shall I spend it on?
Well done on managing to wear a pair of trousers all day.
I have a cub scout badge for that.
Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 18:12
Well done on managing to wear a pair of trousers all day.
I've taken them off now ;)
I have a cub scout badge for that.
dyb dyb dyb :)
Keep it for the next time you say you can't do something because you are skint so that you can do that something :p
BB x
Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 18:46
Keep it for the next time you say you can't do something because you are skint so that you can do that something :p
BB x
Should I build a shrine for it?
Spend it on beer and smokes.
Alternatively just waste it.
Stan_Lite
19-11-2007, 20:18
Spend it on beer and smokes.
Gets my vote.
Buy some paraffin and some milk then put on a fire breathing show and raise more monies for bigger and better things.
Like the biggest bar of chocolate ever. And then some more.
Nom.
Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 20:40
Spend it on beer and smokes.
Gets my vote.
Beer and smokes fundage have already been aportioned out of my monthly salary. This £15 is extra on top of that which could lead to blindness.
Doesn't sound so sensible now does it? eh? eh? EH?
:p
Buy some paraffin and some milk then put on a fire breathing show and raise more monies for bigger and better things.
Like the biggest bar of chocolate ever. And then some more.
Nom.
You'd trust me with paraffin and milk in the same room? :confused:
Stan_Lite
19-11-2007, 21:18
Beer and smokes fundage have already been aportioned out of my monthly salary. This £15 is extra on top of that which could lead to blindness.
Doesn't sound so sensible now does it? eh? eh? EH?
:p
Southern softie :p
Snuggle Ferret
19-11-2007, 23:17
Well today I've managed to wear a pair of trousers all day and it was only upon getting home that I found there was a crisp £5 and a crisp £10 note in one of the pockets.
I have not worn these trousers since they were last washed and the notes do have a certain fragrant 'washing machine fresh' odour about them.
Due to this I can surmise that they were left in the pocket and washed after the deluge of the 8th November (when I arrived home somewhat sodden and hurled my trousers into the laundry basket where they festered for an hour before I did washing).
What is more worrying is that I didn't notice £15 being missing on the last weekend of payday.
Anyway.
As I now have this free money, what shall I spend it on?
That's half Guitar Hero III, that is :D
That's half Guitar Hero III, that is :D
Sounds like your mind works like mine :D 'Hmm money.....oooh game' :D
Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 23:41
Southern softie :p
You do realise that it's 90% of my monthly salary which goes on beer and smokes don't you?
:p
That's half Guitar Hero III, that is :D
Sounds like your mind works like mine :D 'Hmm money.....oooh game' :D
Bloody girls and their love of strumming eh...
:rolleyes:
Stan_Lite
19-11-2007, 23:45
You do realise that it's 90% of my monthly salary which goes on beer and smokes don't you?
:p
That is as it should be, young Mr Bond.
When you start to earn a man's salary, you will be able to drink like a man ;)
Blackstar
19-11-2007, 23:47
I love finding free money.
Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 23:47
That is as it should be, young Mr Bond.
When you start to earn a man's salary, you will be able to drink like a man ;)
My paper round lets me buy 10 Mayfair and a can of Kalibre a week :D
Dymetrie
19-11-2007, 23:56
Ok.
I can see none of you are taking this seriously...
I have a free £15 to spend!!!!
Whoever comes up with the best idea of how I should spend it will win a percentage (decided upon the roll of two dice) of the £15 for their very own :D
*waits for the ideas to come rolling in*
Blackstar
20-11-2007, 00:02
Marlborough gold and beer. Or some gloves.
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 00:05
Marlborough gold and beer. Or some gloves.
I smoke Sovereign, as well you know... Of which I have ample stocks...
I have beer in stock also...
Gloves? Are you suggesting I'm some kind of girl? :huh:
Blackstar
20-11-2007, 00:10
or this
http://www.asos.com/Asos/Lush-Animal-Tower-Coffee-Set/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=202976&cid=4013&clr=Multi&Rf-600=2&sh=0
or this
http://www.asos.com/Asos/Dollar-Money-Box/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=202974&cid=4013&clr=Silver&Rf-600=2&sh=0
I've got lots of ideas
(Gloves like these http://www.asos.com/Diesel/Diesel-Fingerless-Gloves/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=157095&cid=4210&clr=Grey&sh=0&Rf-600=2 )
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 00:14
or this
http://www.asos.com/Asos/Lush-Animal-Tower-Coffee-Set/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=202976&cid=4013&clr=Multi&Rf-600=2&sh=0
or this
http://www.asos.com/Asos/Dollar-Money-Box/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=202974&cid=4013&clr=Silver&Rf-600=2&sh=0
I've got lots of ideas
Are you suggesting I'm some kind of girl? :huh:
Or some kind of American (no offence) :confused:
Blackstar
20-11-2007, 00:15
Or some kind of American (no offence) :confused:
:( but they are cute.
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 00:20
:( but they are cute.
*hugs*
Unfortunately I don't do cute, dahlink ;)
Blackstar
20-11-2007, 00:21
Ok then, buy yourself a fancy belt.
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 00:23
Ok then, buy yourself a fancy belt.
I already have enough belts.
But keep plugging away there lass, you're showing chutzpah and that's what I like to see :D
Blackstar
20-11-2007, 00:28
I give up, buy yourself a dirty video. My final suggestion.
Stan_Lite
20-11-2007, 00:29
An eighth? ;)
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 00:30
I give up, buy yourself a dirty video. My final suggestion.
Dirty Video (http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3475170/Dirty-Dancing-20th-Anniversary-Limited-Collector-Edition/Product.html)?
Are you suggesting I'm some kind of girl? :huh:
:shocked:
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 00:31
An eighth? ;)
No thanks, I don't do the horse :)
Blackstar
20-11-2007, 00:46
Donate it to the 'Paula would really love some new shoes" charity, charity number 893794723964.
I keep reading the thread title as Monkey Laundering. No-one can trace them... not even the feds!
So that's where the ITV Digital monkey went. ;D
Since you also have no Virgin bill to pay this month, you clearly have more than £15 spare.
Save it for your birthday, or maybe even the night after your birthday. ;)
Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 07:53
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/dymetrie/15.jpg
Mr Flibble loves the notes :)
Donate it to Merlins lump removal round 2 :p
Or buy books!!!! £15 could get you 3-4 brand new paperbacks or 10 ish from charity shops :)
I WAS SERIOUS about my paraffin!!! How wude.
If I was being proper sensible I would say "Open a savings account and plonk it in". But...
GIVE IT TO CHAAAAARITY! Woo yeH!
Put it in some random shares!!
Buy 15 scratch cards!!
Take Garpy out for a meal!
Purchase some iron-on-reversible-paper, a £2 top and make your own tshirt!!
Get your nails done!
Have your hair done!
Shop for a stupid dressing up costume!
Go play some golf!
Plod along to the gym - should get you in there around 3 times!
Pick up some herb plants for the kitchen for fud!
Start a new hobby - try out contact juggling and find yourself an acrylic ball!
Set up a betting fight and see who will pay to see Garp vs Midget Man (you'll have to buy the popcorn).
How about a new business?! Invent something, spend the money prototyping and go on dragons den.
Put it towards a Christmas present?!
SoooOOooo many things you could do. So little time.
A Coach Ticket?! To somewhere random but where you've never been and want to go?!
As Sam said - BOOKS!
Be a romantic and send Garpy some flowers at work!
Hire a cleaner for 2 hours to sort out the house fully!
Be a romantic and send Garpy some flowers at work!
With a really embarrassing message which can get read out to the whole office ;D
OH OH!
Buy a group of funny birthday cards! It will save you on having to find them later on!
Nick 60 envelopes from work and chop up some paper and send out 60 first class letters to your friends telling them how much they mean to you!
Buy a friend a phone top up card!!?
Go see a show!
Or an exhibition (the star wars one if it's still there!)
Go see a psychic! Have your future read!
Massage?!?
Buy a piggy bank so next time this blooming well happens you can shove it in there!
Put it on a bet/races!?
Play poker online/cards and use the £15!
Okay. I'm going to do more important things with my time now!
Good luck in finding something to do! The world is your oyster!
My paper round lets me buy 10 Mayfair and a can of Kalibre a week :D
Why do you need ten copies of Mayfair magazine each week????? :eek:
whatever you do don't try spending them somewhere that uses the UV fake note detectors as they will appear to be fakes
very embarrassing it was last time it happened to me :o
http://www.firebox.com/product/993?src_t=sbk&src_id=retrosweets
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Dymetrie
20-11-2007, 13:57
http://www.firebox.com/product/993?src_t=sbk&src_id=retrosweets
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Now THAT is a suggestion :D
Anyone fancy countering?
Know someone with a Costco card?
Could get another one (or two) of those giant sweet buckets for £15. :)
Could even get me some flying saucers (I polished off the last lot :o) ;)
Wrap up a poo in the fiver and leave it in the office see if anyone is cheap enough to scrape it all off to spend it.
Snuggle Ferret
20-11-2007, 22:29
Sounds like your mind works like mine :D 'Hmm money.....oooh game' :D
Well I am not going to say "hmmm money ... ooooh shiny girly stuff" unless it is New Rock boots :D
It's not out yet, but I suggest buying this: http://kotaku.com/gaming/portal/the-official-plush-companion-cube-321259.php
Dymetrie
21-11-2007, 10:57
It's not out yet, but I suggest buying this: http://kotaku.com/gaming/portal/the-official-plush-companion-cube-321259.php
Noice :)
There is always this (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/news/forevercube.jpg) though :p
Wellington
24-11-2007, 12:21
For the fan you really are http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/11/22/wii_light_sword/
I got one for you mate:
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-of-a-goat-1024/index.html
What's the actual chance of you blowing it on the Guristas or Concord T-shirts?
I got one for you mate:
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/gift-of-a-goat-1024/index.html
I love that this is in the "fathers day" section of gifts ;D Something Dym isn't telling us? :p
Mrs Slater
24-11-2007, 20:43
Towards re-subbing your 2nd account in EVE
Von Smallhausen
24-11-2007, 21:09
Donate it to charity.
The Von Kronenbourg Foundation is a very worthy cause and helps underpriviledged rozzers craft fine lager into hot dog flavoured water.
Roughly translated that means piss the lot up the wall.
hot dog flavoured water.
You know this how??
Von Smallhausen
27-11-2007, 14:42
You know this how??
Limp Bizkit said so.
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