How often...??

[Admiral Huddy]

If men think about sex on average every 7 seconds (or less in my case), how often do women think about sex..?

and how can we get them thinking about it more? I was thinking chocolate pants for the win since that's what most women think about mostly.. Chocolate that is not the pants but comboine the two we might get a result.. So I asked one of the girls here at the office what she thought. She burried here head and said. "Please Paul, not today" and continued her social life on FB.. Bloody socialising on the internet!!

On second thoughts, maybe chocolate pants isn't such a great idea. She wouldn't know whats chocolate and what are the stubborn understains from 5 days worth of wear.

Ideas?

[Pheebs]

/me demands chocolate pants....

though can I wear them on my head instead please?

[BBx]

Every time I am in a meeting at work and I get bored so my brain shifts to sex.

Weird!!!

Lol!

BB x

[Dymetrie]

Every time I am in a meeting at work and I get bored so my brain shifts to sex.

Weird!!!

Lol!

BB x

It reveals that you want to do it with your MD on the boardroom table :p

[Admiral Huddy]

Every time I am in a meeting at work and I get bored so my brain shifts to sex.

Weird!!!

Lol!

BB x

Great timing.. I'm thinking about sex just now.. and again.. there see..
and I'm only across the road too :D

[Roberta]

I'm the same Mei. If I'm bored the next thing I know I'm getting jiggy in my brain.

[Admiral Huddy]

"We are sorry for the interuption of this broadcast"

:****er:

[Roberta]

...aaaaaaaaaaaand back in the room.

[BBx]

It reveals that you want to do it with your MD on the boardroom table :p

or that I'm just bored?

:p

BB x

[Admiral Huddy]

BBx I'm having hot flushes!

[Blackstar]

At the moment a lot but it varies.

[Admiral Huddy]

At the moment a lot but it varies.

Please expand and share :p

[Blackstar]

Please expand and share :p
Well last night, i sent one of those texts that you look at after and go *hits head*
Basically i have SO much work to be doing right now, i'm nearly finished writing a 12 page portfolio. It's all rather getting on top of me, which i construed to my friend as "things getting on top of me and not the good kind". Which unfortunately resulted in a friend of 4 years deciding he would like to give things a shot with me - not sure how to go about letting him down gently.
My conversations on msn have taken a down turn as well, last night there was one on the sizes of wangs.
Woe is me. :confused:

[Pheebs]

I started to think about how often I think of sex whilst staring blankley at my toes... and 5 minutes later I had managed to pick up a pen with my foot and write "PHEEBS" on a bit of paper and then I started laughing at a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip on STUPENDOUS MAAAAAN!

So yeh. I don't know how often I think about sex because I become too distracted thinking about what I've thought about and when I think it.

*brain hurts*

[Haly]

Lots, probably too much :p

[Admiral Huddy]

..getting on top of me... last night there was one on the sizes of wangs.
Woe is me. :confused:


Is this the sort of thing you should be saying in a thread like this with the likes of me around :D

[leowyatt]

Chocolate pants aren't the best plan Huddy, I think a set of candy pants and a bra are a better idea, the pants probably wouldn't even go on before they melted :p Now a chocolate bra ;)

Seriously though I'm not sure what to say about getting women to think about sex more often, I don't think it's something you can arrange/do. Only thing I could suggest is to talk to your woman and ask her what you can do to get her to think about it more often.

Us on the other hand we can think about sex almost instantly. It all comes down to communication I'd say.

[Desmo]

I reckon 99% of my time is thinking of rooodies.

[leowyatt]

I reckon 99% of my time is thinking of rooodies.

The other 1% COD4? :p

[Blackstar]

Is this the sort of thing you should be saying in a thread like this with the likes of me around :D
Well you did ask! :p

[Pebs]

It varies. At the moment it's too much. MEH!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[Kell_ee001]

I don't know! :confused:

I'll have to work it out today for you :)

[petemc]

Women have norks. Of course they think about sex all the time. Who wouldn't wearing those bad boys ;)

[benneh]

Women have norks. Of course they think about sex all the time. Who wouldn't wearing those bad boys ;)

I can't think of a reasonable counter-argument. It must be true.

[Fayshun]

/me gets distracted thinking about norks

[Admiral Huddy]

I reckon 99% of my time is thinking of rooodies.

What ?? As in Wayne Rooodie