The PARTAY season beckons

[Del Lardo]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

[Will]

I couldn't even say some of those sober!!

[Tak]

5. Chrysanthemum

I never know when to stop :o Same as Nanny and the spelling of banananananananananana :D

I have problems with "celebrities" I always say "celebritrees" :o

[Pheebs]

I couldn't even say some of those sober!!

Me too! ;D Though it is the morning and my motor functions are still waiting to become fully operational.

[Kell_ee001]

I couldn't even say some of those sober!!

Just what I thought :o Up to and including the last paragraph :D

[Tysonator]

I have 4 pints of larger or beer and I fall over dead !
So can write, talk or breath !
Shame really I really like Larger & Beer !