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Daz
18-12-2007, 13:22
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ :D

I can take 18.

Haly
18-12-2007, 13:24
To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten
;D

I could take 9. :D

leowyatt
18-12-2007, 13:25
26 :cool:

Belmit
18-12-2007, 13:26
25. Hell yeah! I imagine the martial arts question bumps it up a bit. :)

Rich_L
18-12-2007, 13:27
29 :D

I love the question about picking one up and using it as a weapon - it has always been my position that swinging a 5-year old like a club has gotta be good for your survival chances!

Snuggle Ferret
18-12-2007, 13:29
14 apparently !!!

Darrin
18-12-2007, 13:37
Hee, hee, hee. I guess I'm just a morally challenged arsehole then. I got a score of 32!!

Dymetrie
18-12-2007, 13:40
You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight.

Go me :D

Blackstar
18-12-2007, 13:58
23 \o/ wasn't expecting that :D

Zirax
18-12-2007, 14:09
27, I always wondered how many kids I could take out should the need arise.

Pumpkinstew
18-12-2007, 14:10
26 for me. Luckily I just have the one to worry about over Christmas.;D

SidewinderINC
18-12-2007, 14:12
28.. apparently!

I suppose my immunity to being trampled helped a lot :p

Stan_Lite
18-12-2007, 14:13
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

More than I thought to be honest, I must be harder than I thought ;)

Zirax
18-12-2007, 14:15
Some high scorers here. I thought I would be right down around 10 or something, but it appears that prior fight experience counts :D

Muban
18-12-2007, 14:21
23 \o/ wasn't expecting that :D
Ditto :)

Roberta
18-12-2007, 14:24
26 for me too.

Bring it on short stuff.

FakeSnake
18-12-2007, 14:30
25 for me, although, I did notice Cups are worn!
I can be Banjaxed by 1 three year old in a play fight on the floor.. take eyes off him for a second, and its a flying kneedrop to the nuts.. resulting in...
MEDIC
Fakey Down!!!!

and one solitary tear rolling down the cheek.

Creature
18-12-2007, 14:31
30 apparently =/

Davey_Pitch
18-12-2007, 14:31
30 for me. I guess being a tall fat bastard who can kick high has it's advantages! ;D

Fayshun
18-12-2007, 14:33
You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.


30 five year olds? :eek:

Will
18-12-2007, 14:33
1 :o :(

Haly
18-12-2007, 14:33
1 :o :(

Yay :D Makes my score look good :p

Will
18-12-2007, 14:39
I didn't post my real answer :p Though I did try once with morality in mind and the other with survival in mind ;) They didn't vary that much to my concern! ;D

Haly
18-12-2007, 14:45
I didn't post my real answer :p Though I did try once with morality in mind and the other with survival in mind ;) They didn't vary that much to my concern! ;D

Well if we're going for not real answers, mine's 500 :p

Garp
18-12-2007, 14:46
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

Zirax
18-12-2007, 14:51
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

You were one of the people I thought would be handing out some serious whoopage when the chips are down. Another one is JMC41, I reckon he would be good

Jonny69
18-12-2007, 15:46
22. Some of you girls are scaring me :shocked:

Joe 90
18-12-2007, 15:49
26

Pheebs
18-12-2007, 16:36
:jawdrop:

32

Dear lordy lord. I didn't think I would have it in me!!

... how come as an average joe I could do that?!!

*is confused*

*goes back to try again to make sure she didn't exaggerate*

no no... no way!

32!!!

Bring on small zombie children I say :cool:

Mark
18-12-2007, 16:52
It's the experience from working in schools that does it. ;D

Pheebs
18-12-2007, 16:55
I think it's because I imagined they were all zombies and therefore had no morals to beating the hell out of them :)

I don't know! Maybe it's because I've been in a few fights (not self started! People picked on me!)?!

I feel meeeeeeeeean.

:'(

Haly
18-12-2007, 16:57
Zombie 5 year olds would be cool :D

petemc
18-12-2007, 17:21
13. I'm such a nice guy compared to you heartless meanies :p Its Christmas. Have a heart and spare at least one.

Del Lardo
18-12-2007, 18:05
http://www.pertheus.co.uk/pics/5.jpg

phear my l33t paint skills

Mondo
18-12-2007, 18:24
27

Before the site loaded I was expecting a game like Dead Rising where I get to fight some kids lol

Will
18-12-2007, 18:28
Well if we're going for not real answers, mine's 500 :p

Don't hurt me :o


Mine was actually 34 :/ That's a scary thought - what if they were just REALLY small people?

Tak
18-12-2007, 18:32
I could take on 30 ;D

Nutcase
18-12-2007, 18:39
502 :D

(server error...).

When it worked, 28.

Haly
18-12-2007, 19:15
Don't hurt me :o


Mine was actually 34 :/ That's a scary thought - what if they were just REALLY small people?

;D Don't worry, I won't ;) I can't even beat up 5 year olds so I'd have no chance in a fight with you ;D

Will
18-12-2007, 19:16
;D Don't worry, I won't ;) I can't even beat up 5 year olds so I'd have no chance in a fight with you ;D

I bet you have thumbs of steel though :evil:

Haly
18-12-2007, 19:17
I bet you have thumbs of steel though :evil:

It's my (not so) secret weapon :cool:

Will
18-12-2007, 19:19
I *knew* it.

Haly
18-12-2007, 19:22
:D

Richard Slater
18-12-2007, 20:38
14 apparently, I did answer that the whole concept is just a little wrong!

Feek
18-12-2007, 20:40
27. It must be an age thing, but I'm sure that if I'm allowed firearms I could do more :D

Darrin
18-12-2007, 21:44
27. It must be an age thing, but I'm sure that if I'm allowed firearms I could do more :D

Is it entirely wrong that that's what I thought, too? :evil:

Preferably semi-auto and even better if it means buckshot is the ammo of choice...

Desmo
18-12-2007, 21:51
23 apparently

Will
18-12-2007, 22:47
I feel morally very very wrong for being proud of being able to take all these kids on :o

Dymetrie
18-12-2007, 22:52
27. It must be an age thing, but I'm sure that if I'm allowed firearms I could do more :D

Is it entirely wrong that that's what I thought, too? :evil:

Preferably semi-auto and even better if it means buckshot is the ammo of choice...

To be perfectly honest... In a brawl then you want either a short sword (pair of) or a katana...

Far more devestating :D

Feek
18-12-2007, 23:40
Mebee. A multi-shot, semi-automatic 12 gauge at close range is pretty devastating ;)

Darrin
19-12-2007, 00:17
Two words.

Coach. Gun.

Matblack
19-12-2007, 00:54
32

MB

jmc41
19-12-2007, 08:16
27?

[Edit] Wrenches don't count.

JUMPURS
19-12-2007, 10:07
27 for me. Wonder how many teenagers that equates too? hmmm

Wellington
19-12-2007, 15:57
33!!! Bring it on.... maybe it's cause I got a sprog of my own.... get to try out the moves :p

Karl
19-12-2007, 18:26
34 for me

Will
19-12-2007, 18:35
34 for me

Woohoo! Howdy partner! :cool:

Kell_ee001
19-12-2007, 18:36
27 :cool:

Dr. Z
20-12-2007, 17:39
I got 31. I hate kids and am thus proud I could take on 31 at once and win!

Piggymon
20-12-2007, 22:23
16 !

Not bad for a short arse ;)

Toby
22-12-2007, 02:13
18.

I think it's the lack of martial arts skills holding it back and my lardy arse and lack of any morals when it comes to beating up small children that's pushing it up :)

john
22-12-2007, 10:30
28

Got no morals