Tak
20-12-2007, 16:20
Moneys short and times are hard, so here's your sh*tty Christmas card.
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house
Everyone was knackered
Even the mouse
Mum in the bog house
Being sick as a mule
Dad in his undies
Just acting the fool
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung off my arse
To see what's the matter
And there on the lawn
Lay a great big fat dick
I knew in a instant
It must be St Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a Bat out of Hell
I knew in a instant
The fat prat had fell
He filled all our stockings
With prezzies and beer
and a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer
And he shot up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The silly fat prat
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
And he rode out of sight
Don't get too rat-arsed
But have a hell of a night
:cool:
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house
Everyone was knackered
Even the mouse
Mum in the bog house
Being sick as a mule
Dad in his undies
Just acting the fool
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung off my arse
To see what's the matter
And there on the lawn
Lay a great big fat dick
I knew in a instant
It must be St Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a Bat out of Hell
I knew in a instant
The fat prat had fell
He filled all our stockings
With prezzies and beer
and a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer
And he shot up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The silly fat prat
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
And he rode out of sight
Don't get too rat-arsed
But have a hell of a night
:cool: