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Kell_ee001
26-12-2007, 23:54
As Ben Franklin said: βIn wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.β
In a number of very carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) β bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
Beer?
/me looks at glass and considers reviving the thread from last night ;)
Beer?
/me looks at glass and considers reviving the thread from last night ;)
\o/
Cheese!!!
Creature
27-12-2007, 01:20
I drink around 8 pints of water a day.....oh dear.
I drink around 8 pints of water a day.....oh dear.
So do I... I wonder if it helps if it goes through a filter or not? Obviously bottled water doesn't count ;)
Hmm, time to drink more wine! I wonder when I'll lift my teetotal curfew on myself..... this seems like a good excuse! :p
In a number of very carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) β bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
Eh? How does that work? Bacteria != poop.
Wooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :p
I suspect that as most people have their tooth brushes in the same room as the loo, we are already taking in a ton of poo.
The only option is to a) keep your toothbrush in a different room and b) brush your teeth with whiskey instead of water. Not the good stuff mind, something you can spit out. ;)
Yeah I saw that article that when you flush the toilet anything within a 12 inch radius of the toilet is likely to receive a proportion of toilet water on the brush. I keep mine a good couple of meters away but I'm sure it still gets covered in bacteria :p
Besides it's does your body some good to battle some bugs.
Kell_ee001
27-12-2007, 15:52
brush your teeth with whiskey instead of water. Not the good stuff mind, something you can spit out. ;)
;D
Yeah I saw that article that when you flush the toilet anything within a 12 inch radius of the toilet is likely to receive a proportion of toilet water
Which is why you should always put the lid down! :p
A Place of Light
27-12-2007, 17:39
Yeah I saw that article that when you flush the toilet anything within a 12 inch radius of the toilet is likely to receive a proportion of toilet water on the brush. I keep mine a good couple of meters away but I'm sure it still gets covered in bacteria :p
Besides it's does your body some good to battle some bugs.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
(Unless some smart alec mentions amputation ;) )
I do actually by habit (working on yachts and having spent a lot of my childhood on sailing yachts you can't help but do that).
It is really horrid to think what spreads around, however I guess it's only natural... :o
Which is why you should always put the lid down! :p
But then you lose vital seconds, causing countless problems!
b) brush your teeth with whiskey instead of water. Not the good stuff mind, something you can spit out. ;)
That's fine until you get pulled over and the plod notices your whisky breath ;D
Dymetrie
28-12-2007, 03:19
Which is why you should always put the lid down! :p
QFT
(especially with the kind of things my arse produces!)
That's fine until you get pulled over and the plod notices your whisky breath ;D
The key is the whiskey-to-mint-toothpaste ratio. :cool:
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