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Feek
30-12-2007, 22:11
Tonight, I did my usual Sunday evening trick of having a good decent wet shave - Most weekday mornings I just run over my chin(s) with an electric which although rubbish is good enough for work.

However today I decided that my beard had got too bushy and needed a trim. I knew it was bushy as I found a nest of Swallows in there yesterday. European ones, before anyone asks.

So, out with the poncy hair trimmer things and on with the number one guard. The blades seemed a bit dry so I looked around for some oil.

No sign of the official stuff.

Ahhhh, this'll do.

http://www.ukrm.org/feek/napier.jpg

It's got a foldy down lid with a nozzle thing, I upfolded it and gingerly tilted the bottle over the blades to get a few drops out, but a full stream of oil fell out onto the trimmers, all over the blades. Oops.

I mopped up what I could and proceeded to trim the beard, making sure I did my usual Hitler impression when I got to the moustache "You vill get me a beer", "Ve haff vays ov making you cook ze tea" etc etc and then I had my proper wet shave.

Now my chin(s) have the delicate aroma of Aramis shaving foam mixed in with Napier Gun Oil. Impressive.

Darrin
30-12-2007, 22:47
Nice.......

The scent should be reminiscent a la Chuck Norris. :D

Kell_ee001
30-12-2007, 22:53
;D

MarcLister
31-12-2007, 02:24
Nice.......

The scent should be reminiscent a la Chuck Norris. :DBut Chuck Norris doesn't shave! He just looks at his beard in the mirror and frightens the hair off his face. ;D

Nutcase
31-12-2007, 08:55
I didn't think it was possible to laugh that hard before 8am ;D

Snuggle Ferret
31-12-2007, 13:20
mmm aramis and gun oil - there could be a market out there for that you know ;)

Von Smallhausen
31-12-2007, 19:25
Feek, you are officially a bad ass mother ****** !!!!!!!!

:cool:

Treefrog
01-01-2008, 03:02
Classic! ;D

So why hadn't they migrated?

Wellington
02-01-2008, 19:42
Nice!