Post Office Lady Comment

[Pheebs]

Probably doesn't deserve a thread of it's own but I thought it was hilarious:

Yesterday I galloped into the Post Office at 12:45 thinking *Poo poo poo poo poopy doo poo I've missed the chance for guaranteed next day delivery I know it Poo poo poo poopy doo*

So I patiently stand in the queue for 10mins and fiiiiiinally reach the lady serving who says "Yes, you can still send it next day delivery"! YAAAAAAAAAY! I was beaming soo soo much! So I filled out my slip and things and happily chatted to the lady.

Lady: "Would you mind putting your box on the weighing machine"

Me: *stifles giggle - feels slightly immature - decides to try and cover laugh as a laugh of relief* "Oh I am so happy. I didn't think I would make it! Thank you so much" *puts "box" on machine and giggles more*

Lady: "That will be £7.50 then, is that ok?"

Me: "Yup yup yupparoo! It could be £50 at the moment! I wouldn't mind! As long as it's there tomorrow!"

Lady: "Excellent!"

Me: *passes dosh*

Lady: "Thank you. Now, would you like to give it to me through the back hatch now?"

Me: *involuntary "PBBbBbT HAHAha" laugh, followed by shaking of shoulders and frequent "PpbbT giggle" laughing!
;D;D

It was hilarious! I couldn't control myself laughing! I was just stood there shaking uncontrollably! The man behind must have been mid 30s and started laughing too (I don't know whether he was laughing at what she said or just laughing at me in tears trying to ever-so-politely-continue my transaction!)

Awww. Hehehe. I was so happy after giving it to her through the back hatch. She made my day! ;D

[Matblack]

You should have offered to take her up the OXO tower to thank her.

MB

[Tak]

;D I loves you Pheebs ;D

[Admiral Huddy]

ROFL..

I love a young lady who takes it through the hatch :p

have some stars haha

[Garp]

;D I loves you Pheebs ;D

Likewise.. only you would come up with such hilarity at simple things like posting a package :D

[Feek]

How did you manage to get your box on the weighing machine, is there a pair or steps or something like that? ;)

[Justsomebloke]

;D I loves you Pheebs ;D

So do i, That is Comedy Gold & well worth a thread. Only thing wrong with it is you need someone like me there at times like that to put it Bang on her ;D

[Belmit]

So... how much did your box weigh?!

[Kell_ee001]

;D ;D ;D

[Pheebs]

How did you manage to get your box on the weighing machine, is there a pair or steps or something like that? ;)

So... how much did your box weigh?!

Well having an odd and rather large box it was naturally quite hard to balance it on the incredibly small scales. It kept sliding down and I had to eventually prop it up with my finger.

Also, because it was angled strangely I couldn't see how much it weighed... I would have had to bend right down to have seen it.


(tis true!)

;) ;D

Glad it made other people laugh! I just couldn't believe myself! I did the whole "pBBbBTWAaahahahPbbtbt" *shudder* "pbBTs" *shudder* "Pppftt heeheehee" laughing for a good couple of minutes! I must have looked so silly!

I am so immature!

[Jonny69]

The postman will take your box up the trademan's entrance later on when he turns up in his red van.

[Pumpkinstew]

After receiving one of those 'you were out' cards from the Royal Mail I visited the depot and handed it to the woman behind th desk. She disappeared off behind a screen and returned 5 minutes later with the kind of news you never want to hear.
'I'm having trouble locating your package at the moment...'

[MarcLister]

What was in the package? Fudge? :D

I'll leave the dirty bastards to carry on this joke. ;)

[Treefrog]

Pheebs you are a riot!

/wubs you ;D

[Lopez]

One of the blokes I speak to at Park Royal depot today told me he was a natural with the ladies because he's "Handled thousands of boxes, and knows what to do with his package" :D

[Mohinder]

When I was fifteen I worked at a shop selling car bits, and I did all the posting and packing and whatnots. I had a rather long, phallic carpet tube full of windscreen rubbers or somesuch, and had to take it to the post office as the couriers had been and gone that day and it had to go.

No problem, you'd think, but someone had fed me speed that day and I had the hardcore giggles.

When the woman told me to 'just put it in her end' I literally creased up in front of the entire post office in a massive fit of giggles.

Then some kid came in and asked for a fishing license, and for some reason that set me off again, again in front of everyone :/

Drugs are bad

[petemc]

lollolololololol I'll just leave these stars in your slot.