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*edited from OP*
Right! I am now an Ann Summers rep! HOORAH!
If you spot anything on www.annsummers.co.uk that tickles your fancy, you can have it from me with a 12% discount (this includes 12% off sales items)
P&P will cost £3.50 - orders over £35, delivery will be The Free! Yay! (I will post Special Delivery only so to cover for any losses/damage to items)
For MARCH 2008 orders need to be in by Thursday 27th.
Other offers:
If you spend over £40 on goods then you can get Viagel (for men or women) at £10 each (normal rtp £25). Bit like viagra, but you just rub it in your pubes and within two minutes - DAH DAH DAAAAAH - you're raring to go :)
Email Address for orders or questions is: cs.annsummers@yahoo.com
LeperousDust
03-02-2008, 18:14
I've got a friend who does it on and off, she doesn't do that many tbh but she has a laugh and also has basically the whole catalogue...
Funny actually because i met her on holiday and when i met her back home i was shocked to see someone owning so much ann summers stuff... Glad she explained that one.
As for supplementing an income/having a laugh (which you seem to be good at) go for it, you've got nothing to loose and i think you just give your kit back when you finish (or pay a fee i think). I can talk to her about it if you want? Get some actual answers...
Oh and don't worry i'm about to get on the email and website stuff today for some reason i've been bloody busy these last few days! After i make something quick to eat!
Kell_ee001
03-02-2008, 19:43
I can't think of anyone who would be more fun than you Pheebs, go for it! :D
Justsomebloke
03-02-2008, 19:49
I am one of the few men in the World that has attended an Anne Summers party, Go Me :****er:
I would have to kill you or take you below decks for the story though :p
goldilocks
03-02-2008, 20:37
http://www.annsummers.com/partyplan.asp
personally i couldn't do it - what if someone you knew was at a party.
an ex colleague, an old teacher, one of your mums friends - 'oooooh - how does this one work' :o
I think you'd be ace at it Pheebs. You've got such a big bouncy personality and fab sense of humour they'd love you.
goldilocks
03-02-2008, 21:57
I have no idea why that would be a problem - unless you're one of those people who can't stand the thought of other people having a sex life.... :huh:...and in which case, it's certainly not the job for you.
If people go an Ann Summer's party then they know what it entails, and I'm fairly sure that Pheebs would be ok with other people (even, shock! Horror! ones that she knows :shocked:) having sex! (though maybe not in front of her ;D)
lol! i'm aware that other people have sex lives (even old people... :shocked:) but that doesn't mean i'd feel comfortable giving them advice on how to improve it! :D
and no, definitely not the job for me :eek: but if pheebs can, and it'll make some half decent money - why not!
You'd be great at it Pheebs :)
And so much better than the one Saturday night! She was just sooooooo nervy, poor thing.
Oh I don't mind speaking about things like that to anyone (though I don't think I would like to speak to my Mama about vibrators!) Plus none of our family live down this way/never went to school here etc so I think I'm fairly safe :D
I don't think you need to advise much really... I wouldn't have had to of trialled all the goods!
Just obviously worried about it not being a steady income. Other than that, I think I'd be fine as I know a couple of nurses (so a whole community there), piles of teachers, one or two police bobby and some students from the Uni too! Not to mention a number of fitness classes full of ladies! So lots of categories of ladies to attack!
We'll see what she says when she pops over and have a read of the info she's bringing... then probably call a number of other people who do it.
Then do the figures :)
Justsomebloke
04-02-2008, 08:43
I think you'll be a great hostess. It is a bit lairy though when you get a dozen women pissed on wine passing Dildos about. The hostess just initiates the chat & party games & the guests take over with there usual Party larking about attitude. If you mix well & are fun & up for a Laugh you'll do great.
Admiral Huddy
04-02-2008, 10:12
My wife was a rep for about 4 years.. :)
Wow Huddy! 4 years! I'm guessing she enjoyed it?! Was it worth it bucks wise?! (wude question really but that's basically what I am trying to find out!)
If you wouldn't mind asking/finding out more for me I would be uber happy! Same goes to LepD too! You can always PM me too if you'd rather!
*hmmmmmmmmm* See now, I have my PT work tonight at Sainsburys and I'm not looking forward to it at all. Customer Services as well so I'm going to be boo-hoo'd at lots and lots. Would be nice to be able to do something fun and enjoyable part time wise instead.
*hmmmm*
I know Picky's not overly keen though. :( Will get more details when I can and come to a conclusion. Fankoo for your help peoples :D x
leowyatt
04-02-2008, 11:59
He's worried he wont be able to keep up with the passion pants :D;D
More likely he's scared he'll be modelling the pouches ;D
My wife was a rep for about 4 years.. :)
bet they were interesting years :cool:
I just mentioned the idea to my Ma... whilst mid explaining (she kinda clicked at the "I figured I could do on par with what the Ann Summers girl was doing... if not better") she responded
"Don't you go putting it on your CV!"
;D
I also said to her that it was only an idea and if I were to do it would she be embarrassed and she said:
"Well no. But I wouldn't tell anyone what you did!"
Hehehe. God bless her. She thought I would have to dress up and do rudey stuff too! I brought her back down to earth!
My Pa on the other hand:
"OOh Would you get freebies?! Could I have a party"
;D
*phew*
Your dad sounds like a legend tbh.
Edit: Or a tranny.
leowyatt
04-02-2008, 16:06
Go Daddy Pheebs ;D
Your dad sounds like a legend tbh.
Edit: Or a tranny.
He rullllllles! He is the biggest comb over legend I know! :D
Tranny - I should expect he's given it a go at some point ;D
Blackstar
04-02-2008, 16:09
My dad would just make crude dad style jokes about it, mum would probably organise a party herself she is a nutter. I say go for it Pheebs, you would be great!
LeperousDust
04-02-2008, 16:58
Pheebs i'll get in touch with sarah, see what advice she has to offer, from my experience with her with it (so not exactly the horses mouth :p) i don't think she made that much, but then again she wasn't really putting any effort it. I'd suspect you could use it to supplement you're PT job quite well but i wouldn't rely on it, unless you're really *that* good at getting lots of referrals all the time...
LeperousDust
04-02-2008, 17:24
On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today :D My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha :D:D
On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today :D My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha :D:D
you aren't meant to wear it walking round the house :rolleyes:;);D
On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today :D My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha :D:D
Prince Albert ? :D
Blackstar
05-02-2008, 01:27
Prince Albert ? :D
Lol no, have you never seen the durex advert with the woman and the vibrating ring in a box? ;)
a word of advice re these vibating rings
don't buy one from a pub vending machine for 6 quid when extremely pissed on a lads night out and expect the missus to be impressed when you get home and want to try it out
just something I heard that some folks do :o
;D I bet that went down like a lead £6 vibrator from a pub vending machine.
right -eee- oooh!
Well, I have had a call from Exeters Area Ann Summer Rep and it all sounds veeeeery interesting!
It all figures like so:
1. You get a £500 kit to start off with, of which you need to pay £320 - £340 of. This is done be deducting £3.50 a week from your bank account, until you have made yourself a grand total of £1,200 (whereby I think you have to pay it in a chunk... I was attacked by Trio at this point so didn't hear but am getting the details through properly on Friday). If you decide it's not for you and leave then you are required to have paid a percentage (depending on how long you've worked for them for) and if you haven't paid up to it then you need to make a one off £10 payment. Once you have paid for the kit - you can keep it as long as you're working with them. If anything breaks - you get refunded/sent a new one.
2. Earnings. You get 23% of the night sales plus bonuses for hitting "targets". According to the AS rep, on average you should be getting £40 - £60 pw, however she gets anywhere between £70 - £120 (and is willing to show me her figures).
3. Exeter/travel etc. Apparently, Exeter is lacking mahoosively on reps. Most of the reps are based in Honiton/Cullompton, and they tend to not want to travel. She said that in Exeter, you will get at least 2 parties a week. She gets sent a list of parties per week from HQ and tries to distribute them evenly between her girls and herself. Obviously, when you do one party you're likely to get another one arranged for yourself through the people who attended that one. There are boards located around the city too (in stores and clubs etc) whereby people contact us through too.
I asked whether she could pretty much guarantee me earning over £200 (after travel costs etc) a month and she said "Definitely. I think by the sounds of things you'd earn that in a week."
Now I know I have to take some of what she says lightly due to her obviously selling the role... but all in all it doesn't sound a bad plan. And if I'm honest... if it goes wrong I can get out without huge financial losses.
I'm very interested now. Going to be heading to a party with her this Friday and then talk it over with her after. Will talk to Picky too and explain all the above... but yeh. Sounds like a plan!
If I do do it, everyone will be more than welcome to purchase Ann Summers stuff through me! I will no doubt ensure you get a discounted price too (10% sound good?! ;)) and do it all on the hush so no one knows you're purchasing huge dildos and nawty nurses outfits! :D ;)
*inteeeeeeeresting*....
(and is willing to show me her figures)
:D
Blackstar
05-02-2008, 13:48
:D Sounds really good Pheebs.
leowyatt
05-02-2008, 13:52
Excellent news Pheebs hope it all works out and yes the friends discount sounds ace as it means we'll get good products on the cheap and you meet your targets :D
The more I think about it... the more I think I'm gonna be doing it!
Will wait til the Friday!
Picky seems to think it wouldn't be my cup of tea due to the porn side of it (not too keen on the porn in my world)... but then I don't like the cigarettes... and I sell them at Sainsburys to people! It's more about the vibrators and playie stuff IMO. ALl I have to do is act and blag! I iz good at that :D
Loving it more and more....
*eee* bit excited!
Mohinder
05-02-2008, 23:21
You've definitely got the personality for it, it's got to be worth a try. Even if you decide not to stick at it, as long as you break even and have fun you've not lost anything :)
It's not porn though is it?
Oh how this quote is qoing to be misused....
Pumpkinstew
06-02-2008, 14:36
It's not porn though is it?
If you aren't sure you can run it past me for a second opinion.
Pumpkinstew
06-02-2008, 19:24
eep:shocked:
I showed my folks the catalogue today!
Ma's reaction: "Well it's not forever... I'm still not telling anyone though." *chortles* "You are brought up well, got top GCSE results, brilliant A Levels - you even beat your Brother - and now... you're going to be selling vibrators."
lol ;D
Pas reaction: "Oooh... Cos I'm a pensioner do I get a discount?"
Ma: "I don't want anything from there!!"
Pa: "I do though!" *gesters vibrating hand round crotch area*
;D ;D
I'm going to be a taboo subject now! lol!
;D;D
I told my Mum earlier and she thought it was a great idea, she'll be wanting me to do it next ;D
Marmoset
07-02-2008, 00:37
Ma's reaction: "Well it's not forever... I'm still not telling anyone though." *chortles* "You are brought up well, got top GCSE results, brilliant A Levels - you even beat your Brother - and now... you're going to be selling vibrators."
;D I can't tell whether she was disappointed or impressed.:D
Just a quickie (*fnar*) as I have faaaar too much to do today....
I signed up to become an Ann Summers Rep yester ;D :D
My kit arrives next Tuesday and I get kit training on the Wednesday and then my first party on the Friday! All my tinternet details and account is yet to come through but apparently it should be with me by the end of the week!
YAY!
*am excited*
Looked through the ladies books of all her girls and their weekly figures... and OMG. Without fail (and I mean this), looking through the past 6months... if a girl had done 2 - 3 parties she would be earning AT LEAST £150 (most were £200 - £300). Bookings for the next few months are "crazy" and looking at her diary she's not wrong. I'm pretty much guaranteed 2 parties a week - in Exeter too.
I also noted that within the past month, three girls who have worked 5 nights a week have achieved in excess of £1500 for that week.:shocked: So theoretically, I could work a full week and chill for a few! CRAZY!
I was told that albeit being mad this is normally they're "slow" period due to people being broke from Christmas and that it picks up in the next two months. Blimey!
Also, it's all self employment basis. So expenses and travel costs etc can be taken off in theory! Hurrah!
So YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Watch this space - as soon as I have full details I will let you know and see whether I can do cheapo deals for you all! I'm sure I can! YAY!
Must dash, far too much to do!
*wubs*
Cool!
When you say 'earn' - is that turnover or profit?
Profit. As in... that's what they have made and can keep and bank. :D
:D :D :D :D
Cool! The girl at the party was confusing me as she was going on about earnings as though they were turnover which was a bit misleading in that case.
I'm sure you'll be great at it Pheebs. Do you fancy a trip to Norfolk to run one?
Sounds super PeeBee - you'll rock :D
Go you :D
You're almost making me want to give it a go round here ;D
Go you :D
You're almost making me want to give it a go round here ;D
Go on!!!
I quite fancy it too!
LeperousDust
12-02-2008, 20:10
WaHeY :D I could probably get a million up here in Edinburgh with the student population (generally gagging for it)... I'd charge you a 15% cut to have a bed in my flat while you rake it in ;)
Seriously though sounds like it could be pretty profitable!
a word of advice re these vibating rings
don't buy one from a pub vending machine for 6 quid when extremely pissed on a lads night out and expect the missus to be impressed when you get home and want to try it out
just something I heard that some folks do :o
Mrs. Feek (who works in Boots) brought some of them home last year that she got at discount. They were rubbish and certainly not an ill octopus each!
You go Pheebs, looking forward to a blow-by-blow fnarr report after your first party :)
leowyatt
21-02-2008, 12:02
Pheebs the vibrating toy queen :D
a word of advice re these vibating rings
don't buy one from a pub vending machine for 6 quid when extremely pissed on a lads night out and expect the missus to be impressed when you get home and want to try it out
just something I heard that some folks do :o
Best post ever :thumbsup:
Just had this emailed to me by Ann Summers and it made me laugh so much! Genius advert!!
naughty advert! (http://www.annsummers.com/viral/)
Got my first party tonight - last nights one was cancelled during the week but she's looking to rebook (she was ill! Boo!)
So yeh... very excited :D
leowyatt
01-03-2008, 11:01
excellent pheebs, awesome advert ;)
Davey_Pitch
01-03-2008, 11:08
ROFL, Fantastic advert ;D ;D ;D
Just so you know I've changed the discount price as I've realised Quidco do 12%! So I'm matching them and doing better pricing delivery wise if people want to order!
Plus see OP for deals on viagel
Just so you know, this month if you want to order anything I need to know by the 27th March! I need to put in orders before the 28th ticks over in order to get it delivered first week in April! :)
*watches advert again*
lol
Had my first party last night... and I got me a total of around £70 (minus a couple of cost deductions)
I tell you what though... I didn't half deserve it. Albeit it was a mere 2 hours with the lot, 90% of them were complete chavtastic hags (general age late 30's - 40's). Not only did they smoke through it all (the host had "nicked" a few more ash trays from their local pub to ensure everyone could smoke) buuut their language was like when I was back in the cells with the police! What's worse they were farting and belching and making retching noises all the time (really off putting). :puke:
To top it off, their kids (ultimate chavs) were shouting obscenities at the house because their parents would let them in and after a while they egged the house!!
*complete shock*:shocked:
One of the parents went mad and started shouting "you bunch of f*@£ing c*&ts, I'll have you when I get home" (cue another egg being thrown at the house). The rest laughed... so I kind of laughed too and not knowing what else to do... I just carried on with the show!
By the time I had left, the chavs had been dragged back home by their Ma's so I wasn't worried about leaving. I did check my car over thoroughly though (which - thank the lord - I had parked round the corner, so they hadn't seen me turn up).
So Yeh! Bloody hard work! They were rude and non of them fitted any of the clothing I had (not really my fault as I was just working with what I was given).
*shudder* one lady was upset because the winky body (NSFW) (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=17&pid=4088) item only went up to Large (if you had seen her and then pictured her in that... well... put it like this... I had to distract myself with another page in the catalogue to avoid looking in complete horror). She said she needed a size 24 - was there anything else available similar that she could order? *cringe*:confused:
Anyway, they spent loooaaads on vibes and the 10% of non chavs at the party bought some gorgeous clothes too... meaning I made a killing.
Sadly though... they've gone and booked two more parties (eak! They must have liked me!) Luckily - one at the non-chav's house... but there is going to be one at the most bleughest women/creature you will ever meet house :(.
Good news however... they've made a list of what they want to order next time round.
So yeh. Not yet put off... I'm stronger than that... but cor blimey it wasn't a walk in the park!
leowyatt
02-03-2008, 10:07
Glad it went ok, if a little scary :p
Well done hun! It sounds like you coped brilliantly and the fact that they've booked more parties is a great result :) That was a toughie to start with and I reckon most parties will be pleasanter, and at least they were big spenders!
Eek at Winky woman!!! ;D
Congrats Pheebs :) Sounds like you really handled it well :D I'm sure others will be much easier and more enjoyable :)
I think you got the worst possible scenario out the way first Pheebs. I'm sure 95% of parties will be brilliant :)
Just spoke to my Unit Manager and she said that's the best taking she's had for a starter in years! YAaaaaaaay!
I feel goooooooood! :D
Blackstar
02-03-2008, 19:04
Well done Pheebs :D
I had a woman in Gap who was looking at jeans, i asked if i could help and she said she wanted to try on some jeans in her size, baring in mind we no longer use UK sizing but inches ie 34x32. I asked her what size she was after and she said 22 or 24, i stupidly asked if she meant UK size and she said yes. Its really hard to tell someone that you don't stock clothes big enough for them. UK 18 is the biggest Gap sell and its not a big 18 either.
Von Smallhausen
02-03-2008, 20:14
Last time I was in Ann Summers I had a long trench coat on. People must have thought I was a proper dirty bastard.
Good advert and well done Pheebs. Why did I think of Rich L when that music was playing ?
LOL.
Well done Clare!! :D
Can you imagine the girl who did our party in the lair with all of that lot?! :shocked: She would have been eaten alive!!!
BB x
LeperousDust
03-03-2008, 02:26
Awesome :D Sounds *ineresting* :p You must have expected chavs right though? Ann summers does attract a certain calibree sometimes withits nature...
The advert is legendary though :D
Kell_ee001
03-03-2008, 08:49
Just spoke to my Unit Manager and she said that's the best taking she's had for a starter in years! YAaaaaaaay!
I feel goooooooood! :D
YaY! :D We all knew you'd be a natural at this *mwah!*
No didn't expect chavs at all (until I arrived in the area!) I get that it can sometimes encourage the wrong sort of crowd but tbh, I held an Ann Summers party and I'm not a chav :D
BBx - she would have been, you're right! I'm not quite sure how I hung in there! Still, looking forward to the next bunch I meet now! Get to see a whoooooole range of people! - rather exciting! :)
Just thought I would say it's all going really well!
Making on average about £60 per night, which isn't tooo jammy at all!
Not experienced any parties as crazy as the first (although the latest fiasco was a 21st where 2 girls decided to chunder and one preggy lady was drinking heavily... I just wanted to leave :( They broke two of my vibes too. Cows).
Anyhow... I have landed me the most FUNKIEST party of all!
When joining the gym the lady asked me what I do for a living etc... and she's now spoken to all the instructors and managers and they've decided to do a fitness first ann summers party for themselves and all their members!
It's gonna be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!
Really looking forward to it - will probably pull in another organiser to help pull things together but yeh! I think it will be fab but it will either be the case of TONNES of sales or none at all as people will be too busy socialising!
Fitness First will be providing wine and food though! Huzzah! And because of it all I am being allowed full day passes at the gym for free and extra personal training!
YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Gonna make some mooooonieees! :D
Oooooo well done Pheebs!!! :D
Yay!!!
BB x
Blackstar
11-04-2008, 12:19
That is awesome :D woooo!
Kell_ee001
11-04-2008, 22:17
Sounds great Pheebs :D Glad it's working out for you... not that any of us had a doubt :p
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