View Full Version : A Rozzers Tale, Part erm .... I forget.
Von Smallhausen
04-02-2008, 13:22
On Saturday night I had to arrest a bloke up who decided he would slap his partner around in the street and claimed it was no big deal and didn't need locking up. I took it as a big deal but anywway he stuck his hands out and the cuffs went on. To give him his due he was no bother and very compliant.
When I got him to the station he was booked in and taken to his cell and the lad who was custody assistant said to me that I should look into cell no .... ( Not the bloke I had arrested ).
I went and peeped through the viewer and was greeted by a lad, about 20, flat on his back, fast asleep, duds down and nob in hand. The lad had fallen asleep mid whack. I couldn't help but chuckle. :D
You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend.
Admiral Huddy
04-02-2008, 13:24
haha .. and you were turned on by this? .. so you poked your trungeon through the peek hole :p
Filth !!
Trungeon? truncheon. :p [/nazi]
That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning? :)
Von Smallhausen
04-02-2008, 13:33
I don't think he actually got to crash his milk float.
He fell asleep before the hyperdrive kicked in.
What? Why would you not wait until you get home? :D
You have such a way with words there Von. ;D
Admiral Huddy
04-02-2008, 15:08
Trungeon? truncheon. :p [/nazi]
That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning? :)
Facist! :p
;D ;D That is superb. The things some people do :D
Admiral Huddy
04-02-2008, 15:34
;D ;D That is superb. The things some people do :D
Speaking from experience? :D
You could write a book or a show about custody areas at the weekend.
Certainly could.
I had to go tell one chap to stop playing with his little chap as there were ladies working and they could see him on CCTV. As I opened the hatch to tell him to stop, he shouted "I can't I've come"
:shocked:
That's all very well, but who had to clean up the mess in the morning? :)
We get specialist cleaners in!
first thing I would think of doing if ever I got locked up :p
Certainly could.
I had to go tell one chap to stop playing with his little chap as there were ladies working and they could see him on CCTV. As I opened the hatch to tell him to stop, he shouted "I can't I've come"
:shocked:
ewwww :shocked:
Stan_Lite
05-02-2008, 00:52
We get specialist cleaners in!
Some people get all the good jobs :huh:
I had a random thought recently.
If you were walking in front of a prisoner who was high on drugs, leading them to their cell, would that make them a medicated follower of Fayshun? :confused:
:D
If you were walking in front of a prisoner who was high on drugs, leading them to their cell, would that make them a medicated follower of Fayshun? :confused:
:D
oh my word :shocked:
Taxi for one please. Destination unknown. :p ;D
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