Admiral Huddy
08-02-2008, 10:48
1. Surf sex - where you first meet and you shag 'til you're blue in the face.
2. Kitchen sex - When you you've been together a short while and you'll shag anywhere, including the kitchen sink.
3. Bedroom sex - Sex becomes routine and you shag only in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex - This is when you pass in the hallwayand both shouting "**** you!"
5. Courtroom sex - Your wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers.
:D
2. Kitchen sex - When you you've been together a short while and you'll shag anywhere, including the kitchen sink.
3. Bedroom sex - Sex becomes routine and you shag only in bed on a very occasional night.
4. Hallway sex - This is when you pass in the hallwayand both shouting "**** you!"
5. Courtroom sex - Your wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers.
:D