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Admiral Huddy
13-02-2008, 17:30
Since my spelling is appalling at times, I normally type my posts into a word document I have open at the time just to check for silly mistakes, although often I don't bother. However, I've just passed to my boss a draft copy of a proposal document..

Spot the mistake:


4.4 Audit Logs
Currently, there is very limited audit logging for the last EOD batch and there’s no historical log in place at all. The new system provides a fully comprehensive audit logging facility which provides both high and low level logging, which is useful for checking the progress of a batch and in the event of error diagnosis.
As each batch, process and backup profile is executed, the start and end time are recorded in the respective set-up record. This also records the completion status.
Optionally, these details can also be recorded in historic audit log files and kept for a specific amount of days as specified in the EOD static details file. Housekeeping will purge any details exceeding the keep days but will produce a hard copy report of the details purged.
I feel old cos I am!
.. and when you daughter is 14 and she tells you off because your either embarrassing or for walking the house in your Y-fronts!
and wearing Y-fronts
and asking the girl in the office what she is listening to on her iPod and I've not got a clue what she's going on about..

Having the audit logs means that any details of the last batch and any batch in the past can be viewed via an enquiry or by report.


:o

Dee
13-02-2008, 17:31
Seriously? ;D

Admiral Huddy
13-02-2008, 17:36
Yep forgot to remove the text after posting on OC :(

Dymetrie
13-02-2008, 17:39
;D;D;D

*Needs to find his partial rewrite of the FAQ including the definition of a Huddyism*

Belmit
13-02-2008, 17:40
You ****ing plum! ;D

BBx
13-02-2008, 17:52
ROFL!!! :D

BB x

Marmoset
13-02-2008, 18:02
That's quality. ;D What did your boss say?

lostkat
13-02-2008, 18:11
LOL :D

Desmo
13-02-2008, 18:15
;D ;D ;D

You tit.

MarcLister
13-02-2008, 18:27
You plonker! :D:D:D

Tbh you hardly notice the error. You may just get away with it. Your boss may suddenly decide to stop wearing Y-fronts (and choose boxers you dirty commandos!) and not know why. ;)

Goose
13-02-2008, 18:48
hehehehe :D

Grandad
13-02-2008, 19:40
fantastic ;p

Tak
13-02-2008, 19:55
;D

Piggymon
13-02-2008, 20:24
LMFAO !!!! ;D

Huddy & Kitten, you've just put a smile on my face :)

Flibster
13-02-2008, 22:58
I went so red :embarrassed:

Like the pants on his little fella? :p

Zirax
13-02-2008, 23:01
Bwahahaha thanks you made me laugh :)

petemc
14-02-2008, 01:07
hahahahaha awesome :D As long as you can laugh about it, its so worth doing... for us to read of course ;) I had a mini one yesterday. I was taking street portraits and there was a girl called Linda. Then in my head it clicked, Linda! So I thumbed through my moo cards to find a photo I took of some art piece in Liverpool. I was 100% certain it was called Linda, so I said to her "Hey, so your name's Linda yeah?" and she said yes. Then I said "Ah ace, because this piece of art is called..." and it hits me. Its called Penelope, not Linda. "...is called Penelope... er... that made sense a minute ago." I'm sure I then pointed out that it'd work if she didn't have a name, or something. The group she was with all started laughing. I was like "Um...hahahaha doh." Best part, its all on film as I was being filmed all through that.

Admiral Huddy
14-02-2008, 09:56
That's quality. ;D What did your boss say?


"WTF is that all about?"

Not wishing to divulge or explain my involvement in the forums, I just said it was a reply to my sister asking if I felt any older!

:)

Kell_ee001
14-02-2008, 09:57
;D ;D ;D

All 3 of you crack me up!

petemc
14-02-2008, 21:06
:D I have no idea what was going on in my head. Linda, yes that reminds me about Penelope... Emma, the film student felt that was the best footage too so it may make the cut :D

MarcLister
15-02-2008, 18:54
Incontinence?! ;D

Servers getting a bit old and decrepit eh? :D

petemc
15-02-2008, 19:00
Haha. Its probably dumping logs quicker than a lumberjack.