What every cat owner should buy their cat

[Garp]

Cat Armour (http://dvice.com/archives/2008/02/suits_of_armor.php)

Guaranteed to keep your cat safe from the neighbourhood bullies.

[Mark]

No doubt it'll come in handy to protect the cat from its owner when the inevitable revenge happens too. ;D

[Tak]

*waits for Desmo to try and order one* ;D ;D

[Mark]

Photo caption: "Pebbles cat is not amused" ;D

[Dee]

Oh. Dear. God.

[Belmit]

I'd love to see mice jousting each other, riding cats. :D