Amusing spam names and titles

[Roberta]

I remember the old days when spam was pretty boring. Most mornings these days I'm given a good giggle by the inventive names and titles given.

This morning offered:

BillieWhoppingf*ckstick
and
JessiePhallusCosmic

Brightens up my morning!

[Belmit]

My favourite was one I got that just had the subject line of 'Buy Viagra or die!'

No message body.

[Roberta]

Hahaha!

[Stan_Lite]

BillieWhoppingf*ckstick


I've been getting quite a few similar to this one, always makes me smile :D

[Jasper]

I love spam like this! Some of the subjects are great :D

MonumentalF*ckstickKurt
PercyF*ckstickSignificant
it's normal to be ashamed if you have a small sch1ong, but CHANGE THAT around today

what a relief!

[Roberta]

I have just learned that Pierre Eastman says 'Oh man. He's ridiculously huge.'

If you too would like to be ridiculously huge I suggest you contact Pierre immediately.

[Fayshun]

I have just learned that Pierre Eastman says 'Oh man. He's ridiculously huge.'

If you too would like to be ridiculously huge I suggest you contact Pierre immediately.
Do you have his number?

[Roberta]

Yes. It's oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Tak]

Yes. It's oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

;D ;D I love you ;D ;D

[petemc]

Oh I love spam. I got this classic the other month and nearly died laughing.

Virgins always hee-hawed at me and even gentlemans did in the federal water closet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 5 months and now my penis is excessively longer than civil.

Just whizgiggle at people with your excesively longer than civil penis...

[Roberta]

Ahahaha! That is fabulous!

[Justsomebloke]

My favourite Spam is from Eastern Block women who are getting back to me after losing my details the last time we spoke :huh:
I haven't saved any but they go summit like;
Hi Malc it's Tattinana whatarussianface
I am sorry but i have lost your details from the last time we spoke & as we got on so well would love to make contact once again, Bla dee Bla bla
I will be visiting your Lovely Country very soon & hoped we could meet up
All my love & kindness Tattiana whatarussianface :cool:

I like it because Even Spam can be Personal & nice ;D

[Muban]

Subject: See girls with their eyes glued together with Jizz!

There appears to be a fetish for everything :D

[SidewinderINC]

I don't get spam (that is not a cue to sign me up to garbage :p) I just never have :shrug: maybe even spam hates me :p

[iCraig]

I posted a few on here before, but I still remember one:

"DRILL HER LIKE AN OILRIG"

Charming.

[Goose]

"DRILL HER LIKE AN OILRIG"
Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

[petemc]

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

I'm fairly sure over a period of a few months things would get hairy ;)

[SidewinderINC]

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

There's always a few choppers on stand-by ;D

[iCraig]

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

'Striking oil' would be a most puzzling euphemism.

[petemc]

'Striking oil' would be a most puzzling euphemism.

Generally speaking you're after a geyser not oil.

[Goose]

At least we know what Stan does. The truth at last!

[Tak]

At least we know what Stan does. The truth at last!

;D;D;D

[Goose]

^ Beat me to it!

[Stan_Lite]

At least we know what Stan does. The truth at last!

Damn, my secret is out :'(

Doing a bit of drilling just now actually, been going for 3 days now and another day to go - I need some sleep ;D

[petemc]

Just got this...

butterball for gerbil because wakeup and emil

/me butterballs for gerbil

[Roberta]

Them gerbils. They can't get enough of that butterballing!

[Lynnie_pitch nee Leigh]

My latest one of these today is:
Stellaf**kstickObvious

;D

[Roberta]

Today Kunthy Desjarlais says 'Better than chololade and beer women care usual flowers too ordinary, try to suprise your woman.'

[iCraig]

February 70% off

woman likes to be filled with cock not tickled

v+ takes away the headaches of having a tiny penis today 1 week course patches enlarge your penis into the godlike never regions

Standard viagra marketing, with a twist:

The fields were full of wheat Sarah it was beautiful. Invoice attached babe!

WTF?

[Stan_Lite]

Just found another good one.

ShlongElephantinRoberta

Something you're not telling us Roberta? :huh:

[Belmit]

:angry:

http://www.belmit.co.uk/boatdrinks/pics/spam.PNG

[Roberta]

Ahahaha!

[petemc]

lol aw :)

[Stan_Lite]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D;D

[Belmit]

Wouldn't hedge my bets on this being real.

Personal Latter From Miss. Aminat Kazeem. Please I Will Like You To
Contact Me Very Quikly Because I Have An Urgent Business Proposal For You
So Open The Attachment You Will See The Message I Sent To You, If Not
Possible Just Get Back To Me Via My Privet Email:

[Wossi]

Apparently I can get "Bragging rights in my pants" :D

[Belmit]

In case it wasn't obvious:

Wouldn't hedge my bets

My Privet Email

[Haly]

*groans* :p

[Dymetrie]

Since the provider of one of my e-mail accounts rebuilt his mail server I have been getting a stupid amount of spam (handily filtered by Outlook 2007 for me :)).

I shall have to pay attention to them at some point and see if there's anything amusing...

[Tak]

bobsledding chefs

Erm...

[Garp]

Not sure this is "Amusing" as such as just downright weird. Not too sure what they're trying to achieve with this.


Subject: oratory featherbrain gasohol parallelogram scatterbrain
Body:
alga fossil menace? sarcastic, meteorology fossil.
psychoacoustic bryce fossil meteorology attention architectural, oratory
glasswort hydrogen heterozygous islamic alga.

coupon fossil meteorology

thymus vicinity leave? styx, huston vocabulary.
fright nairobi quintessential styx solemn fossil, fright
meteorology scatterbrain oratory incense meteorology.

alga incense sarcastic

incense ucla parallelogram? spectrography, sculpt gasohol.

agent fossil.

[Roberta]

Ahahaha! I just had a similar one!

Choice bits are:

molest jesuit surjective

barnstorm barnstorm procaine tout meld.

paraxial klaus sailfish

[Belmit]

Subject: Get a magic wand to satisfy your lady
Body: Your newly increased pole will stimulate more receptors inside your lassie!

Hoping that's as in the Scottish colloquialism, and not the canine one.

[Roberta]

Could I have a newly increased pole please. I'd like to climb higher.

[petemc]

I just got one like Garp's.

Subject: crappie bug violet alight borg

fiery autocollimate brunt? rosen, autocollimate orthonormal.
dexterity shown scrawny womb tty system, tty
icosahedron falter system lester jeff.

evince harlem superannuate

system brunt morocco? autocollimate, wee superannuate.
rage limpet system inland temple incline, violet
system algol triangulate wee superannuate.

rage hap stew

transgressor fiery limpet? morocco, rosen rosen.

trivalent irruption.

I have no idea what they're trying to spam me with. There's no hidden images or links or anything. Its like drunken spam.

[Kell_ee001]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/kell_ee001/Junk.jpg

[petemc]

...

O_o ok, odd. I do wonder if theres a spam office using 1000 monkies.

Got one today that tried so hard but in the end failed...

Aug 12, 2008

Alert: 3rd and FINAL Contact Attempt,

Please Review Information Below

One of our agents has been trying
to contact you regarding your home.

Three Companies are interested in
doing business with you and we
strongly feel you will be interested
in hearing more about it.

http://aug12_2008_client2463.nei-----------fying.com

Looking fwd to hearing from you

Kathy Sargent
Division 43 - Team Leader
- InfinityAlerts

it acute may illegal the eyeball , alcohol it quintessence

[Garp]

Global Markets Meltdown - Bernanke Blames Paris & Britney For Bearing Their Vaginas

Britney Spears Stashed Guns in her Vagina - Papparazzi Duck for Cover

[petemc]

hahahahahahahhahaha

[Daz]

Britney Spears Stashed Guns in her Vagina - Papparazzi Duck for Cover
That's one way to prevent upskirts.

[Belmit]

I got two similar ones:

Britney Spears Admits "My Vagina Made Me Shave My Head Bald"

and:

Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

[petemc]

You gotta ask yourself one question pap. Did she fire off 5 rounds or 6 rounds with her vagina? Do you feel lucky?

[Mark]

I've found a 'real' one that puts most fake spam names to shame. ;D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7571429.stm

Find the name of the chief of Thailand's immigration police. Say the name out loud if you must, just not at work. :)

[SidewinderINC]

bwahahahahahahahah!!!! :D

[Belmit]

A couple of ROFLers today:

Old man dies inside Paris Hilton

Does your Mr. Winkie need upgrading? Our offer will interest you.

[Wellington]

Breakup Reasons. Beasts Implicated.‏
I am shocked what some people do with girls!‏