horra for Innuendos! A very british thing!

[Admiral Huddy]

We have just had the following announcement from the young lady on reception..

"Please do not use the front passage until further notice. Please use the back passage"

:evil:

[Fayshun]

In-your-eno-o

[Belmit]

Is the front passage being decorated....?

[Fayshun]

My gran was very proud of the fact she had lino in her back passage.

[Admiral Huddy]

Is the front passage being decorated....?


Apparently, the decorators are always in our house. :p

[MarcLister]

Is the front passage being decorated....?I heard it was being laminated. :D

[PvtPyle]

I heard it was being laminated. :D

I heard the front passage is always dark, dank, smelly and crowded anyway :o

[MarcLister]

Steady on! I had a shower yesterday! :D

[Goose]

I heard the front passage is always dark, dank, smelly and crowded anyway :o
And yet some people get their's made smaller.

Edit: I'm not normally that rude. Was just talking to an ex-employee who had it done and is very open (fnar?) about it.

Edit: And now I've gone red. Time for a cold shower....

[Pumpkinstew]

You don't have a tradesmans entrance for large deliveries?:huh:

[Admiral Huddy]

Time for a cold shower....

Try doing a handstand and turning the head full on!

[Nutcase]

You don't have a tradesmans entrance for large deliveries?:huh:

Yeah but it's so busy it's impossible to get a delivery slot.

[Goose]

Try doing a handstand and turning the head full on!
Tried that once, got a black eye. ;):D

[Feek]

There's been a lot of building work going on in the office upstairs and we often sneak up the back passage to have a look.

[Justsomebloke]

SHAFT.

[Mohinder]

I used the words 'incredibly well developed tool' to a customer the other day. The hilarity hit me in seconds and it was all I could do to not visibly crease up in front of this guy...