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Currently listening to Radio 1 and Fallout boys are playing - "This aint a scene".
I ALWAYS hear the chorus as "This ain't a sceene it's a God - damn - arse - rape!"
:shocked:
It's so wrong of me!! I just cannot hear "Arms race" (at least thats what I have been told it says!) Shocking!
It's not just this song either! I constantly am making up the words to other songs cos I don't know what they say..... like Junior Seniors Rhythm Bandits:
"We've got a roock rock roock - get a sock in your house - we've got a beeat beat beat that will beat your beaat!"
I'm sure they don't sing "put a sock in your house"... but then I don't want to know what the right lyrics are because I enjoy my version!
ANyone else sing lyrics wrong knowingly or because they just don't know what the proper ones are? If so what ones?!
It sounds like "arse face" to me :p
I used to go through songs pausing them when I was younger so I could write the words down. Some of the lyrics I came out with are just randomness and I think "HOW did I get that????" when I look at what they are online :D I remember me and my mate thinging Wet Wet Wet sung "I can't hang the sea" in their cover of "Little Help from my Friends" :D
Loads here:
http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1224
Currently listening to Radio 1 and Fallout boys are playing - "This aint a scene".
I ALWAYS hear the chorus as "This ain't a sceene it's a God - damn - arse - rape!"
:shocked:
It's so wrong of me!! I just cannot hear "Arms race" (at least thats what I have been told it says!) Shocking!
One of my friends noted how it sounded like 'Arse Face' and i've always heard it like that ever since :(
My sister and her friend used to sing the lyric "She's not fond of asking" in Naive by the Kooks as "She's not from the basket". It baffled me :p
"My Hot Dogs go on."
"Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."
I used to go through songs pausing them when I was younger so I could write the words down. Some of the lyrics I came out with are just randomness and I think "HOW did I get that????" when I look at what they are online :D
I used to do that! :D
BB x
semi-pro waster
25-03-2008, 23:02
I can never hear Nelly Furtado singing Maneater without hearing the chorus as
"...make you spend hard, make you want more buffalo..."
allegedly it should be
"...Make you spend hard, Make you want all of her love..."
Still not convinced personally. :embarrassed:
MarcLister
27-03-2008, 15:44
On The Killer's Sawdust album there is a song where Brandon Flowers sings "Dancing in the rain". I hear it as "James Dean in the rain".
:D
Blackstar
27-03-2008, 17:20
There is a song that plays in work i don't even know who sings it but i'm certain that 'mouse meat' isn't the proper lyrics.
Whoopsy! Silly me should have checked for a similar thread!
Lolled a few times reading through the old thread as well as peoples posts here! V funny!
I can never hear Nelly Furtado singing Maneater without hearing the chorus as
"...make you spend hard, make you want more buffalo..."
allegedly it should be
"...Make you spend hard, Make you want all of her love..."
Still not convinced personally. :embarrassed:
I sing that too!! It is buffalo!
:D
Kell_ee001
27-03-2008, 23:48
Again, all I have to say is...
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH BABEH!
;D
I don't think I will EVER get sick of that!
Kell_ee001
28-03-2008, 10:04
:D
*wubs Kitten*
Flibster
28-03-2008, 15:59
One from me and Black Grape
The actual line is:
"It's a big day in the north. It's a big day in the north, Love"
Unfortunately, due to Shaun Ryder having virtually no teeth and being out of his gourd most of the time... I heard...
"It's a bit gay in the north. It's a bit gay in the north, Love."
Which I happen to completely agree with. :p
My worst one is still Madonna - Ray of Light. I swear she sings "And I feel like a discworld gnome" not "And I feel like I just got home" :o
Mohinder
30-03-2008, 01:47
Tonight I Sellotape My Glove To You
My worst one is still Madonna - Ray of Light. I swear she sings "And I feel like a discworld gnome" not "And I feel like I just got home" :o
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D;D
That's REALLY tickled me
Tonight I Sellotape My Glove To You
HEHEHEHEHEHE ;D
Ahhhh, things are SO much more amusing with added wiiiiine :D
I'm listening to Natasha Beddingfield's version of "Ray of Light" and singing "Discworld gnome" :cool:
Me and my sister used to sing the lyrics to the "Home & Away" theme wrong.
When it goes "I'm walking on air" we thought it was "And what can I now" which doesn't even make sense.
pssst, I can hear Leon playing the Home&Away music downstairs now :D
ROFFLECOPTER!
I heard one today:
Madonna - Hung Up
"clip clip clop every night and day, I'm hung up..."
"waiting for your call baby night and day"
:D
BB x
HollyThirtyFive
21-05-2008, 13:46
I always hear the end of Dashboard Confessional - Hands down as
"You said that like you Man Tit, like you Man Tit"
When its "Meant it"
I was just about to go in search of this thread again myself!
When I first heard Monster by The Automatic I was convinced the line was 'What's that coming over the hill, is it a boxcar?'... and thought 'Why write a song about a tram?!'.
I still sing 'In the pizza rain, the levees gonna break' by Led Zeppelin.
(Its 'If it keeps on raining')
Good site here - http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/
HollyThirtyFive
22-05-2008, 13:47
I remember when I was younger mishearing an Alanis Morisette song to "We have farted does it matter?"
I think it was faulted. I cant remember what song it was!
Davey_Pitch
22-05-2008, 14:41
Breathe by The Prodigy. Every time he growls "breathe with me" I hear my sisters version which is "free the binmen". Makes me giggle every time :D
Lololol!
In bold, what I misheard, in italics where I laughed so much after it hurt!
Poetry In Motion:
When I see my baby
What do I see
PooOOoetry, poetry in moOotion
Poooeeetry in motion waaahlking by my side
Her lovely locomooootion
Keeps my eyes oOOoOOpEeen wiiYAde
Poetry in motion see her genitals [bwhahahaa] swaaay
A wave out on the ocean
Could never move that way [LOLOLOL]
I loooove every mooovement [HA HA!]
There's nothing IiIIii would change [O Rly?!]
She doesn't need improooovement :huh:
She's much too nice to ReEeARarrange [Hahhahahaaaa]
Poetry in motion daaaancing close to me
A flower of devotion for all the world to see [BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA *snort* hAHHAhaHAHHAHA]
;D;D;D
Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys.
I thought:
Fun, Fun, Fun till her daddy takes the car keys away.
How I got Car Keys instead of t-bird I don't know :(
In "I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with me" by the Black Kids.
I hear "He's got two left feet and he bites my nose" but it's actually,
"He's got two left feet and he fights my moves".
(Still think mine's better)
SidewinderINC
03-06-2008, 07:56
http://www.kissthisguy.com/
URL taken from purple haze, where Jimi sings "scuze me, while I kiss the sky" and it was very commonly misheard as kiss this guy :p
semi-pro waster
30-07-2008, 22:10
Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up just came on the radio and I hear a slight change which suits the group so much better:
"When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have Boobies"
Allegedly the chorus should be:
"When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have Groupies"
And I can never hear Abba - Chiquitita without singing "Chicken tikka, you and I know". I'm not altogether convinced that it makes any less sense than singing about someone that sounds like a brand of bananas. ;)
Kell_ee001
30-07-2008, 22:27
On hold with Swiss Amex today...
"should I give up or should I just keep chasing payments...."
Was still laughing when he picked up again :o
Dark Star
11-08-2008, 19:51
Macy Grey - I Try - try it I can't hear anything else but this now :(
Games, changes and fears
When will they go from here
When will they stop
I believe that fate has brought us here
And we should be together
But we're not
I play it off but I'm dreamin of you
I'll keep it cool but I'm finding
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it it's clear
I wear goggles when you are not near
Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I wear goggles when you are not near
Knipples
12-08-2008, 19:16
Apologies if these have been mentioned (me hasnt read the whole thread)
Beyonce's crazy in love
Theres a line half way through the chorus which sounds like shes saying "Sammy Hypia (hes a footballer) save me right now"
The Ad break music on F1 on ITV
Theyre singing "Can I play with madness" but to me it sounds like "Can I play with my piss"
And whenever I hear Take Thats "Back for good", and theres the line "Got your lipstick mark still on my coffee cup" I always sing "wash it up" to the radio. ;D
I have others but will come and post again another time.
Beyonce's crazy in love
Theres a line half way through the chorus which sounds like shes saying "Sammy Hypia (hes a footballer) save me right now"
I know exactly what you mean with that line ;D
And whenever I hear Take Thats "Back for good", and theres the line "Got your lipstick mark still on my coffee cup" I always sing "wash it up" to the radio. ;D
The robbie williams live mosh version :D :D :D
leowyatt
11-09-2008, 13:49
Mario Winas - I don't wanna know
"I gave you extra cheese"
chumpychops
11-09-2008, 13:58
Whats the Frequency Kenneth - 'You want to shag, violently', instead of the actual lyrics - 'You wore a shirt, of violent green'.
CBS would have a field day with me...
So much better than the original!
Knipples
12-09-2008, 17:33
;D ;D
New (if slightly complicated) chant for the terraces at Anfield I think ;D
Do it Do it!
We've nicked your Torres song for our manager!!
Knipples
12-09-2008, 17:48
*Hides*
But we did do it justice in fairness!
(Honest!)
Knipples
12-09-2008, 17:58
hhmmm, ok then. I'll let you off. I expect a recording of you singing said song to be uploaded shortly though. ;)
I can give you the words now and get a recording at our next home game on Tuesday.
Johnsons gonna take us up
Hurrah Hurrah!
Johnsons gonna take us up
Hurrah Hurrah!
Oh Johnsons gonna take us up,
We'll beat the rest and **** em up
And we'll all go marching, into the premier league!
Pussycat Dolls, When I grow up:
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
Psymonkee
03-10-2008, 21:47
Can't think of any that I've misheard right now but a corker my friend came out with.
Song was Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by The Offspring
Actual Lyrics: (end of song)
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
What he heard:
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs one eyed pizza
The world loves one eyed pizza
Let's get some more one eyed pizza
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
Me and my other friend burst out laughing so hard I had to stop the car :shocked:
A Place of Light
04-10-2008, 13:22
Oh yeah and Ebeneezer Goode. You know the bit where he shouts
'Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode'
I thought he was saying 'E's are Good, E's are Good'
;)
:D
He was, although it took a decade for him to admit it.
I'm still wondering how EMF got away with sampling Andrew Dice Clay uncensored saying 'Oh! What the **** was that?' in the back of Unbelievable!
One for the oldies, creedence clearwater revival. There's a bad moon on the rise, people always think it is 'there's a bathroom on the right' ll
One for the oldies, creedence clearwater revival. There's a bad moon on the rise, people always think it is 'there's a bathroom on the right' ll
And the youngsters as well.. you don't have to be old to like CCR :)
A Place of Light
05-10-2008, 12:49
The Shamen - LSI (Love, Sex and Teletext)
Madonna - La Isla bonita (I fell in love with some daygo)
@Kitten and Pickers from the previous thread, I thought you might like this.
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AND,
DAsmf1LGcpA
Apologies for the quality of the last one, but it's the best I could find.
Knipples
05-10-2008, 16:31
Pussycat Dolls, When I grow up:
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies
Thats the real words though! ;D
The kids at school wouldnt stop bloody singing it so I had to look up the lyrics.
How very rude huh! :D
It's 'I wanna have groupies' - although I think that's actually worse!
Knipples
05-10-2008, 17:07
It's 'I wanna have groupies' - although I think that's actually worse!
Ah, must be me looking at sites that have it wrong then. Or just having a filthy mind!
:o
Ah, must be me looking at sites that have it wrong then. Or just having a filthy mind!
:o
I'd rather have boobies than groupies!
semi-pro waster
05-10-2008, 22:47
I'd rather have boobies than groupies!
You do don't you? Which is lucky for you unless I've been taken in by another trucker called Bob again - my poor family has only just got over the shame from last time.
P.S. you're only about 2 months late with the Pussycat Dolls lyrics. :p
One for the oldies, creedence clearwater revival. There's a bad moon on the rise, people always think it is 'there's a bathroom on the right' ll
Oldies? I listen to CCR all the time :p
And the youngsters as well.. you don't have to be old to like CCR :)
What he and Mister Divine said ;D
One of my favourite drunken songs is Midnight Special :D Can never get enough of it!
It's 'I wanna have groupies' - although I think that's actually worse!
That possibly the radio edit?
Kell_ee001
17-11-2008, 22:11
Avril Lavigne - Things I'll Never Say
Real words "I want to see you go down, on one knee"
I heards "I want to see you go down, on me" :D
A Place of Light
18-11-2008, 00:23
Avril Lavigne - Things I'll Never Say
Real words "I want to see you go down, on one knee"
I heards "I want to see you go down, on me" :D
Freudian?
;)
"I want to see you go down, on me" :D
I thought that was what was said :o
A Place of Light
18-11-2008, 19:01
I thought that was what was said :o
The question broadens to Freudian, or wishful thinking? ;)
or wishful thinking? ;)
:tak: ;)
A Place of Light
18-11-2008, 19:15
:tak: ;)
You win, even I can't top that.
:D
On Radio One now...
Ne Yo - Miss Independent
"She's gooot a goooateee... that's why I loove heeer"
(Bear in mind it's on quietly and I'm on the phone at the moment :p)
Bran Van 3000 - Everywhere
This is probably... one of my most favourite choons ever.
However, the other day whilst driving about in my car I was singing along to it and realised I sang:
"And everywhere you came and left
you came in the name of love
and left a wake of happiness and tenderness
and sweeeeeeeeet CoooOrnflakes... SweeeeEEt COoOORnflakes!"
Apparently it's "sweeet conflict!" Whoops! I've been singing cornflakes for years!!
Bran Van - Everywhere (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Xd_RqCdaw)... skip to 1min 20!
Mondegreens... love em :D
BB x
Heart - Alone
Just before the chorus, there is a line that goes:
"And now it chills me to the bone"
Or, according to Kate
"And now it chills me to the moon"
Because of course, you always hear about people being "chilled to the moon" don't you? :D I was so amused by this I almost wet myself :D
Piggymon
10-11-2009, 21:40
ROFL ! ;D
Princess Griff
10-11-2009, 21:44
My friend thought 'STOP! In the naaaame of looove!' was actually 'STOP! In the neeeighbourhooood!' :D
Another friend (and this is my favourite!) thought the classic Aerosmith song 'Dude looks like a lady' went 'Dooo it like a ladyyy!' and then spent ages arguing that they were the correct lyrics because the song was in Mrs Doubtfire and he does things like a lady.....
I actually had to get Google out to prove her wrong!
Heart - Alone
Just before the chorus, there is a line that goes:
"And now it chills me to the bone"
Or, according to Kate
"And now it chills me to the moon"
Because of course, you always hear about people being "chilled to the moon" don't you? :D I was so amused by this I almost wet myself :D
I quite often find myself chilled to the moon when exposing my ample buttocks in Dec.
I quite often find myself chilled to the moon when exposing my ample buttocks in Dec.
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, so stick that up your flue Mr Lane, you effing cee
Piggymon
10-11-2009, 23:07
effing cee.. love it ;D
Another friend (and this is my favourite!) thought the classic Aerosmith song 'Dude looks like a lady' went 'Dooo it like a ladyyy!' and then spent ages arguing that they were the correct lyrics because the song was in Mrs Doubtfire and he does things like a lady.....
I actually had to get Google out to prove her wrong!
For many years I thought it was "Do the lucky lady" ;D :o
I have to admit I giggled loudly at the mooon! Hehehehe!
Princess Griff!!!! I just had to google the lyrics! I thought it was Dooo it like a laaady too!
Whoops!
Hahaha
Your Song - Ewan McGregor version..
At around 1min 20 ("It's for people like you that, keep it turned on) bit... the opera dude in the back sounds like he's singing "Eggg Noooog Ahhh Haaaa!"
Made me laugh! Then he goes on to sing "Falafel" how I pronounce it (Falaalaalalfallll)
Ahahahaha!
AHAHAHA
I love it
*replays*
semi-pro waster
18-06-2011, 19:20
Lady Gaga's - Judas
"I'm in love with Juda-puss, Juda-puss"
I've got to be honest, I don't know how you can possibly get an extra p into the name but she seems to manage it.
Katy B's - Easy Please Me
"Now one thing I can't stand is Africans"
"There is no way we'd ever get along"
I was astounded the first time I heard that as I didn't have her down as a white power type, turns out she's singing that she can't stand "arrogance" which makes more sense in the context of the song. Why can't singers learn to enunciate properly. :o
One of my mates at uni, always use to sing "fill me up baby" :eek: yes it was a girl.
volospian
20-06-2011, 09:05
Britney Spears, I was born to make you happy. I always sing "I watch porn to make you happy". I prefer my little fantasy version ;)
And, for some reason the Kaiser Cheifs - I predict a riot, for a while, hearing it on a crackly radio in the background, I heard "I got Tourettes, I got Tourettes". That was in my head for ages and even when I could hear it properly I still thought it said that, until I heard the name of the song, which kind of gave it away.
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