Battenberg

[Del Lardo]

2 4 1 @ Tescos :evil:

I've stocked up

[Justsomebloke]

I'll carry it on by saying
Ragu 2 4 1 @ Co Op :)

[leowyatt]

Dang, was trying to find a picture of Trev from Soccer Am dressed as Mark Battenburg, damn you google :p

[randal]

Bah, I used to love the stuff as a child but it gives me a kicking headache nowadays :(

[JodieG]

My dad loves it, I prefer angel cake, I really fancy some now.

[SidewinderINC]

I thought this was going to be a "my own personal battenberg recipe" thread :(

however, still happy :p

[Del Lardo]

Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Leave house remembering to lock front door
Walk to car
Unlock car
Get into car
Start Engine
Drive to Tescos
Park
Stop Engine
Get out of car
Walk to store
Find Battenberg on 2 4 1
Buy tea bags and milk if you don't have any at home
Pay for shopping
Walk to car
Start Engine
Drive home
Park
Stop engine
Get out of car
Walk into house
Put the kettle on and put tea bag in mug
Open Battenburg and cut a huge slice
Make tea (milk optional)
Sit down, eat Battenburg and drink tea.

[Dymetrie]

Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Leave house remembering to lock front door
Walk to car
Unlock car
Get into car
Start Engine
Drive to Tescos
Park
Stop Engine
Get out of car
[Dymetrie ninja steals Del's unlocked car]
Walk to store
Find Battenberg on 2 4 1
Buy tea bags and milk if you don't have any at home
Pay for shopping
Walk to car
Realise car has been stolen
Cry

:p

[Mark]

Would still posess the battenberg though so all is clearly not lost. ;D

As for me, I'd either walk or get on any passing bus, grin knowingly at the driver and leave the wallet and loose change where they belong - in my pocket. ;)

[Del Lardo]

Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Leave house remembering to lock front door
Walk to car
Unlock car
Get into car
Start Engine
Drive to Tescos
Park
Stop Engine
Get out of car
[Dymetrie ninja steals Del's unlocked car]
[Dymetrie looks in mirror and sees Del's pet Velociraptor looking back at her Jurassic Park styleee]
Walk to store
Find Battenberg on 2 4 1
Buy tea bags and milk if you don't have any at home
Pay for shopping
Walk to car
Find Dymetries decapitated head on front seat
Pat Borris
Drive home
Park
Stop engine
Get out of car
Walk into house
Put the kettle on and put tea bag in Dymetries skull
Open Battenburg and cut a huge slice
Make tea (milk optional)
Sit down, eat Battenburg and drink tea.



:D

Yes I do have a Velociraptor called Borris that I keep in my car. Be warned :evil:

[Del Lardo]

Having originally thought that Dym and Garp were in a Gay relationship, which was strongly denied - Del concluded from this denial that that Dym is in fact Female and that she and Garp have a normal Heterosexual relationship.


;D;D;D;D


You are so wrong. In my mind they are lesbians ;D

[Dymetrie]

You are so wrong. In my mind they are lesbians ;D

What do you mean?

I am a lesbian ;)

[Feek]

/me looks at his custom title