I drinked too much Jack and coke :( [Archive]

PvtPyle

12-04-2008, 02:04

There's no spam forum here, or at least the world is spinning so much that I can't find it :confused:

This thread serves no valid purpose at all, besides my wish to extend a general hello to everyone! I'm a friendly drunk ;)

Mark

12-04-2008, 02:15

Knock yourself out (not literally). Proper drunk threads surface here from time to time. Usually good for 'morning after' entertainment. ;D

However, your spelling is far too good. Drink more. :p

Lomster

12-04-2008, 02:17

I'll get the frying pan out in the morning...

Steeps

12-04-2008, 07:04

Is that to keep OP knocked out or to cook breakfast? :D

Desmo

12-04-2008, 10:12

Where was the cheese? You need some lessons off Pebs :D

Lomster

12-04-2008, 10:23

Is that to keep OP knocked out or to cook breakfast? :D
Both :D

PvtPyle

12-04-2008, 12:18

Ooops :o

As for the spelling, I'm so sad that I re-read my posts a million times and correct all the mistakes. There's no excuse for poor spelling and grammar! :cool:

Nutcase

12-04-2008, 14:19

This thread = fail :p:evil:

Read and learn ;D

http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showthread.php?t=7632

Mark

12-04-2008, 14:27

Indeed. Please try harder next time. :p

PvtPyle

12-04-2008, 18:54

This thread = fail :p:evil:

Read and learn ;D

http://www.boat-drinks.co.uk/showthread.php?t=7632

A fair assessment. I'll be down at my local later with my esteemed drinking buddy, so lets see if I can do a better job of it tonight.. :thumbsup:

Oh, for the record, that wasn't terribly impressive for a drunken thread. That was just Pebs talking ****e. For real drunken banter, one has to wait for starscream to get home from the pub.. He leads the way, but usually carries other drunks with him so there a multiple sources of amusement :cool:

Piggymon

12-04-2008, 19:00

Did you have a hangover ? ;D

PvtPyle

12-04-2008, 19:04

Felt a little hazey, but never enough to stop me getting back on it tonight.

I wish there was something else to do here besides the pub though.

For anyone interested, this is my local:

http://www.the-yewtree.org.uk/index.asp

I get an honorary mention on the front page for my New Years exploits..!

Dymetrie

12-04-2008, 23:41

Lightweight.

I AM a hangover :D

PvtPyle

13-04-2008, 00:38

So wjhatever I acieved last night paes, into insinfiigance compared to tonight.... frankly i M TOO PISSED TO CONTINUE. i ove you all. this is Mr PvtPYLE AKA cHRIS, bowing out x

Dymetrie

13-04-2008, 00:44

So wjhatever I acieved last night paes, into insinfiigance compared to tonight.... frankly i M TOO PISSED TO CONTINUE. i ove you all. this is Mr PvtPYLE AKA cHRIS, bowing out x

I call this a weak attempt to pretend that one is inebriated.

Personally I am running on 7 pints and 2 bottles of wine.

I am sober :/

Mark

13-04-2008, 00:44

Bowing out at 0.38am? :shocked:

Mind you at least the spelling is bad enough tonight (assuming it's genuine). ;D

And Dym, how can you be both a hangover and sober? :p

Dymetrie

13-04-2008, 00:47

Because, my young friend, I spend my entire life on the other side of the curtain.

My blood-alcohol content is always beyond what is normal for a 'normal' person. As such then I encompass both sobriety and hangover at the same time, with very few ill effects to myself.

Is that too hard to understand?

:p

Mark

13-04-2008, 00:49

Ah, sober by your standards. Gotcha. :)

Robert

13-04-2008, 01:22

I was blitzed tonight and picked on Paula (as usual) so I'm sorry

NN

Piggymon

13-04-2008, 10:34

So wjhatever I acieved last night paes, into insinfiigance compared to tonight.... frankly i M TOO PISSED TO CONTINUE. i ove you all. this is Mr PvtPYLE AKA cHRIS, bowing out x

Mwuhahahahahahaha !!! ;D

leowyatt

13-04-2008, 10:39

Personally I am running on 7 pints and 2 bottles of wine.

I am sober :/

I'd be worried :shocked:

Wossi

13-04-2008, 14:15

I'm so glad I couldn't get on the net last night, was up at 7am, drove to the airport and flew to philly, then philly to North Carolina, picked up my hire car drove to my sisters then went out drinking :/ by the time we got back to her apartment I had been awake 24 hours straight. Had 5 hours sleep and feeling great for some reason.

PvtPyle

13-04-2008, 17:37

I feel like death.

Dymetrie

13-04-2008, 17:37

I feel like death.

Bit bony?

:p

Piggymon

13-04-2008, 17:44

I feel like death.

Warmed up or cold ? ;)

Chuckles

13-04-2008, 17:56

Oh, for the record, that wasn't terribly impressive for a drunken thread. That was just Pebs talking ****e. For real drunken banter, one has to wait for starscream to get home from the pub.. He leads the way, but usually carries other drunks with him so there a multiple sources of amusement :cool:

:o Cheeky scamp :p

I'm bad as well today though. There's only 1 thing worse than a hangover, and that's a hangover when you finished the night off with a huge and very spicy curry :p

PvtPyle

13-04-2008, 18:09

^^ Incorrect my good man. The only thing worse than a hangover is a hangover then discovering that you managed to throw up whilst basically asleep, then retreating to another room and collapsing, then not realising until 1 o'clock the following afternoon.

Having spoken to my two mate's who crashed here, I stuffed a load of pizza down my face before it was cooked then promptly announced I was going to bed. Looks like it didn't agree with me :(

Chuckles

13-04-2008, 18:39

:D

Sterling work.

PvtPyle

13-04-2008, 18:49

Kind of yeah, but my room smells now unless the windows are open, and its fricken' cold!

Chuckles

13-04-2008, 19:05

Kind of yeah, but my room smells now unless the windows are open, and its fricken' cold!

Sofa in the living room tonight for you then ;)

PvtPyle

13-04-2008, 19:07

Sofa in the living room tonight for you then ;)

LOL.

That was cheap!

Tak

13-04-2008, 21:02

LOL.

That was cheap!

Yeah but it was funny too :p

Pebs

14-04-2008, 15:56

Oh, for the record, that wasn't terribly impressive for a drunken thread. That was just Pebs talking ****e.

How rooood!

Fair comment though. There have been better but not for a good long time.....might be time to dust off some Mystic Pebs at some point too, there are n00bs to be Mysticed! :evil:

PvtPyle

14-04-2008, 23:13

My room still smells even though I have cleaned the carpet twice :(

Chuckles

14-04-2008, 23:20

My room still smells even though I have cleaned the carpet twice :(

Spray it with Lynx

Pebs

14-04-2008, 23:27

Spray it with Lynx

KAPOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PvtPyle

15-04-2008, 00:29

Spray it with Lynx

I got one of those plug in smelly things so now it smells like lavender 'n something, so in other words I lost the aroma of bile and now it smells like my Nan's toilet.