Random Proverb Generator

[Belmit]

Some of these have had me crying with laughter. I think my favourite so far has to be:

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is in the bush." :D

http://server52204.uk2net.com/b3taproverbs/

[Tak]

Brilliant :D

"He who lives by the sword shall die by a tooth" ;D

"Don't put all your eggs in the cat."

[semi-pro waster]

Gone through a few that weren't quite so funny and then got "Don't throw the baby out with a dangerous thing." and "Early bird catches half a dozen of the other.". Advice I can wholeheartedly endorse.

[petemc]

"Among the blind a one-eyed man is a tooth."

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for the man. "

hahahahahaha

"Home is where you hang a vacuum."

*dies*

[Wellington]

"Don't make a mountain out of patients."

[William]

You scratch my back and I'll scratch The Man.

How very true... (my tax bracket increased today.)

[camerajuan]

"If you can't beat em, join the cat"

"A bad workman blames the worm"

"An eye for an eye & a tooth for the bathwater"

3 of my faves tonight.

[Jonny69]

Curiosity killed one basket

A bird in the hand is worth money.

True, true.

[vix]

Heh I got a funny one straight away:

"Don't put all your eggs in his tools."

Some more amusing ones:

"Bread is a friend to none."

"Six of one is worth money"

"Two heads are better than a vacuum."

[Kell_ee001]

I almost missed this!

;D

"You scratch my back and I'll scratch in the bush."

[Tak]

"You scratch my back and I'll scratch in the bush."

Fnar :evil:

[Steeps]

"Love is a vacuum."

"He who lives by the sword shall die by medicine."

"Don't cry over the cat."

"Every man has a molehill."

Could stay here for days refreshing!

[Jonny69]

Cut your coat according to the eye of the beholder.

[Matblack]

No man can serve his tools.


Hmmmmmmm

MB