Selling my Booty

[Justsomebloke]

Did i suck you in thinking there was some nice booty in here, Well there is Not ;D
Booty as in Car booty not Fantastic shaped Black womens bootys that hypnotise a fella into thinking the World has shifted of its axis causing major gravitational disturbances :D
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What is it with Black womens bootys anyways, How is it a Black woman can have a big arse, stick it in a set of jeans hanging it all out the back & swing it down the road so sexy liike all full of confidance but a white woman will constantly wear baggy crap that makes sit look saggy & then moans about it all the time saying they are fat :confused:
More white women doing the Booty call i say :angry: Get the right shaped jeans & Swing that Ass :cool:
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Anyway... (I do go on don't I)
I'm doing my Booty sale tomorrow come wind rain tornados hurricanes world domination attempts or the enforcement of White slavery by Alien invaders, No matter what i am going to be standing in a field about 6am 'ish trying to sell a load of Junk to raise monies for my car tax :)
Booty has been raised from all corners of my Manor. I have to much to list but i have packed Everything in my house i don't use ;D Plus other junk i have picked up to clear it out of peoples way like 3 portable type tellys & Goodmans DVD/CD player & old VHS video camera ;D
So that's me & I will be posting back my happenings on this Mission of Fund raising for the Tax the Vit charity.
I must say last time i had a right laugh chatting to the other Booters around me, Haggling with customers & Abusing the cheeky bidders.
My Classic line on the day is "Move Along & make way for Real buyers" One Dude i had to say it about 4 times to get him to **** off, I am like Move along please, No mate MOVE ALONG please, COME ON MOVE ALONG NOW !!!! ;D The other Booters were pissing themselves.
Nowt against Asians you should all know that about me but **** me they take the piss when it comes to Cheeky bids.
You have summit worth 25 quid you are selling for a tenner & they offer you 4 quid or summit :shocked: MOVE ALONG PLEASE MOVE ALONG ;D;D

[Justsomebloke]

:pebbles:

There better be more people at my stool tomorrow than there is in this thread :'(





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[Pebs]

Stall Malc, STALL! :D

[Feek]

I got confused when you derailed your own thread!

[Justsomebloke]

Stall Malc, STALL! :D

What are you on about woman :huh:
I will be in a field for hours & when i take a crap i want a decent Audience :D

[Justsomebloke]

I'm set, I've got 2 pasting tables & all my Booty piled in boxes & crates in the kitchen, My jeep cleared out & reveresed on the drive ready for loading. All i have to do now is fill my belly big style tonight & get myself off to sleep early.
I'm thinking up at 4am :shocked: then I'll have time to shower, load up, have tea, walk Frank & set off around 5am. Then it'll be a quick set up & ready to catch the early risers :cool:

X's @ the mo will be 7 quid entry & about 3 quid cobs. I've had all my booty for nowt & even the petrol in my Vit was Free so it's all profit.
I'll be back tomorrow with either a zillion quid or nowt ;D
In all honesty 200 quid will be a good day, 50 quid will be just ok but if i get 100 quid for my Tax then I will be Happy :)
Wish me Luck.

[Piggymon]

Good luck ! :D

[MarcLister]

Good luck ! :DEchoed. :D

You could always try selling five pound notes for £10. ;D Might work, you never know until you try....and get done for fraud. :D

[Wossi]

Good luck dude. :D

[Fayshun]

Echoed. :D

You could always try selling five pound notes for £10. ;D Might work, you never know until you try....and get done for fraud. :D
That's not fraud, that's entrepreneurialism!

A mate of mine did a car boot years ago, she had a box of 9 sink taps from out her dad's workshop. Bloke came up "How much?"

"Pound each or you can have the lot for a tenner"

Bloke went away, and returned about an hour later.

Then paid a tenner for the lot. :D

[MarcLister]

Lol. So he paid £10 for £9 of taps? ;D

It is quite appropriate that you mention entrepreneurialism, I have just finished an Entrepreneurial Management module at Uni, following on from another module called Entrepreneurial Principles and Techniques.

Two of the most pointless modules ever!

[Fayshun]

Lol. So he paid £10 for £9 of taps? ;D
Yes, and he counted them and went away to think about the bargain he was getting.

[MarcLister]

What an utter plank. :D

[Creature]

Nowt against Asians you should all know that about me but **** me they take the piss when it comes to Cheeky bids.
You have summit worth 25 quid you are selling for a tenner & they offer you 4 quid or summit :shocked: MOVE ALONG PLEASE MOVE ALONG ;D;DTell me about it. I did some work for my girlfriend at the Asian lifestyle show, they were wanting a fiver off everything (= 0 profit) and we had to keep an eye out for them trying to nick stuff from the edge of the table as well. Even had some woman wanting £30's worth for £15. Needless to say, not the best show i've ever done.

[Justsomebloke]

Was up @ 4.15am & after a quick tea & Frank walk & loading up the motor i pulled on to the field at 5.50am getting a primo spot in the first lane backed up against the hedge.
The morning went quick but there didn't really seem the huge flow of people that there usually is. Weather was glorious so i just chilled & took in some Sun & sorted myself a few sneaky smokes of my favourite flavour. I was fortunate to have a Doris opposite with Huge norks & a low cut top who wasn't shy about swinging, Unfortunetly she was of the open legged chav variety so wasn't at all attractive, never the less it was nice to have a decetn set of norks to stare at when i felt like it.
Business was steady though & i finished the day with a little over 130 quid getting off around 1pm'ish.
There is no doubt that i can sell & it would be nice to hook up with a source of goods so that i could make a business/job out of market style trading, I think it suits me.
I do have a few funny storys but they would be wasted if i told them now as i am just not in that kind of mood.

[Jonny69]

Did you get an audience while you were having a poo or just Frank barking at you?