View Full Version : Would you....
.... drink a pint of mixed bodily fluids produced by all the members of BD for £1000?
If not, what price would it have to be to do so?! :D
(I like these hypothetical questions - I plan on thinking of silly ones in the gym tomorrow to keep me distracted from PAAAaaaaaaAAaiIiN ;))
Pumpkinstew
28-04-2008, 19:26
You'll need two more zeros before I even start to consider it.
NO! :p
LeperousDust
28-04-2008, 19:45
Yeah probably would but definitely not for £1k =/ I'd need "encouragement".
Would want more than £1K, but I'm sick enough to give it a go ;D
I would for 10k.......that might say more for my financial situation than anything else though :p ;D
absolutely not, not for any amount of money!
^^^^^
Matblack
28-04-2008, 20:12
If it was blood and urine only then £20k would seal the deal
MB
Piggymon
28-04-2008, 20:15
10k for half a pint !
Davey_Pitch
28-04-2008, 20:35
Definitely a couple more zeroes required before I'd consider it, and only if there were no sex liquids in there as well.
I'd rather drink semen than wee.... I think.
Definately not blood though.
For 1k? No. I wouldn't even drink a pint of my own pee or blood or "stuff" for 1k.... well... maybe... :o
Matblack
28-04-2008, 20:56
Oh I'd down a pint of my own pish for £500, no question
MB
Provided it could be guaranteed disease free, I don't think urine would be too much trouble. Hold the nose and down it goes.
No bits though.
Right - shall we start an MB fund? I'm starting with £10... ;)
Piggymon
28-04-2008, 21:00
bits ?? what the hell ??? :shocked:
No chance in hell...
And upping the cash wouldn't get me to change my mind any either.
SidewinderINC
28-04-2008, 21:34
Oh I'd down a pint of my own pish for £500, no question
MB
I'd probably do it for half that :p
As for the original question - for £100,000 I'd do it, not a penny less.
Pumpkinstew
28-04-2008, 21:43
Is toe-jam considered to be a bodily fluid for the purposes of this thread?
Fresh normal urine doesn't smell and it is sterile. I'd have no issue with it
In the bladder it's sterile, but it can become infected by bacteria upon passing through the body after that I believe. A urinary tract infection would taint it fo' shizzle.
Call me Mr Adventurous, but I'll pass :)
Pheebs, you worry me sometimes ;D
leowyatt
28-04-2008, 22:32
hence the fresh normal bit ;)
so if a large syringe was used you'd be good to go? :p
I'd rather drink semen than wee.... I think.
Vix romps to the top of the "Most Popular" female forum member category ;)
Chuckles
28-04-2008, 22:41
I'd probably do it for half that :p
Drinking real ale, you'll be used to it anyway ;)
A pint? That's a whole armful!
No chance :D
I think we need some clarification on fluids really...
Wee
Blood
Baby Gravy
Ear Wax
Mucus
Bile
Eye Boogers (although you'd probably have to milk a million and one eyes)
Spit
Did I miss any?
I'd drink blood but not spunk noooo way.
you're all sick. SICK I TELLS YA!
And YOOOU MADAM!! *points at Peebee*
*giggles*
Ok ok... it would DEFINITELY be disease free/sterile.
I don't think my body would allow me. But I would try!
What about... Would you....
... lick Johnny Vegas' rear end (the actual hole) for £500.00?!
A proper lick too... like *ugggNNNnHnnnFFFFfffffff* lick?
FakeSnake
29-04-2008, 07:28
Pheebs..
STOP TAKING THE DRUGS, THEY ARE NOT WORKING :D:D:D
PS.. will call ya later and sort lotto out at some point today
:puke:
Ok seriously I feel ill now. :'(
Pheebs..
STOP TAKING THE DRUGS, THEY ARE NOT WORKING :D:D:D
The only drugs I take stop me having babies! What do you mean they're not working!?!?
;)
PS.. will call ya later and sort lotto out at some point today
I am gymming it up this morning and then playing with boxes all afternoon, so excuse the mess when you pop over!
FakeSnake
29-04-2008, 08:09
The only drugs I take stop me having babies! What do you mean they're not working!?!?
;)
I am gymming it up this morning and then playing with boxes all afternoon, so excuse the mess when you pop over!
I will help you with your box ;)
then we can work on the 1st bit of your quote
I bet someone has already done... not a BDer of course :p
One meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeliion £s maybe ;)
Watch us win the lotto now ;)
Lol.
BB x
LOL! ;D
Good one Miss T! :D
*ponders*
hmm... £1Million still! :D
BB x
camerajuan
29-04-2008, 11:58
£500 for a few mins of reching????
Hell I throw up at training & I purposely do that - for FUN.
I'm in.
I think my prices would be depressingly low :( ;)
Although if there is snot involved I'd sacrifice my children before going anywhere NEAR it! *retch*
UGH and NO WAY to both questions. I feel slightly nauseated just thinking about it.
I'd rather drink semen than wee.... I think.
What if you got halfway through drinking the semen and wanted to stop though. Would it be possible?
Good lord. Have you lot learned nothing from what happened to Marc Almond?
Harrumph!
I thought that was about Elton John, didn't he supposedly chug a load of the stuff and ended up having to get his stomach pumped?
Or is that an urban myth?
It's an urban myth about them both but it's a damn fine one!
killerkebab
29-04-2008, 16:13
Guaranteed throwing up for the sake of £1000? Probably, though it would by and large depend on the fluids used. As belmit said, some sort of medical assurance that I wouldn't also be subjecting myself to certain death or illness would be wanted...
Admiral Huddy
29-04-2008, 17:30
Lady feet juices yes.
Knipples
29-04-2008, 18:37
Yup Id do it, I have no sense of smell or taste so I would be able to manage it pretty easily. I'd just shut my eyes and pretend I wasnt digesting a little bit of all of you
;D
Imagine it was the first thread you stumbled into *holds head in hands*
;D;D;D
A pint? That's a whole armful!
Nah, only very nearly an armful! ;)
If you need me to **** off in your face just let me know Pheebs.
TBH, if it was the spunkywunk, you could always add half a tin of sweetcorn and some noodles and pretend it's Chinese Chicken Soup.
Not much difference IMO.
Heheheh ;)
And Kitten - I am so sorry for starting a stomach churning thread! I know I am disgusting *hangs head in shame*
Be warned though... any long period of time spent away with me in a confined space ALWAYS results in me playing the "Would you.." game! Followed swiftly by planning intricate details on how to survive zombie invasions.
If you need me to **** off in your face just let me know Pheebs.
;D
If you need me to **** off in your face just let me know Pheebs.
You'd do that for me!?
Awww.... that's true friendship
;D
Piggymon
29-04-2008, 20:05
Leon to the rescue ;)
Stan_Lite
05-05-2008, 08:29
WTF is going on here you sick ****ers :shocked: :p
Don't think I could do jism but I might be able to do a pint of piss or saliva - maybe even blood. As for the Johnny Vegas thing, I've been down on women with dubious personal hygeine and had to spit out the first two mouthfulls so JV's ringpiece would be a doddle.
If there's any Buck-ache!! happening, you can count me in :D
THREAD REVIVAL!
Two would yous (well would you rather)
1) If you had to, would you rather snog the Queen or Angelina Jolie
2) A Scott Mills question here... Would you rather:
a) Have some rudey rudes with a sheep and no one ever finding out about it
or
b) Not have rudey rudes with a sheep BUT everyone think you have (you couldn't convince them otherwise). Everyone = The World.
??????
Angelina Jolie
:evil::evil::evil:
TinkerBell
18-06-2008, 18:00
I think I would have to agree with Tak on that one!! :p
God knows what I would do about the second one, I think I need more time to ponder on that one!! :D
P.S How do you come up with these Pheebs? I am a tad worried about you hun ;)
Would want more than £1K, but I'm sick enough to give it a go ;D Heh same,
Ate half a dozen sardine's eyes the other day (chewy!) cos my brother bet me a pint I wouldn't...nothing stands between me and a free beer!
TinkerBell
18-06-2008, 18:44
2) A Scott Mills question here... Would you rather:
a) Have some rudey rudes with a sheep and no one ever finding out about it
or
b) Not have rudey rudes with a sheep BUT everyone think you have (you couldn't convince them otherwise). Everyone = The World.
After some thought I think I would have to choose the second choice, my mates would just laugh at it! I can live with that :p :D
leowyatt
18-06-2008, 19:03
A) Angelina Jolie and it's definitely just snogging? :( ;D
B) Definitely the second one I can like with my mates taking the mic for a while but the people that matter would know I didn't do it :D
I think I would have to agree with Tak on that one!! :p
God knows what I would do about the second one, I think I need more time to ponder on that one!! :D
P.S How do you come up with these Pheebs? I am a tad worried about you hun ;)
I've played "Would you rather" a lot in the past with friends/my Bro/Picky etc, so have many up my sleeve! Plus it's a fun game!
Well so far I'm the only person that I know who would snog the Queen.
IT'S THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEN!!! Not many people could say they've snogged the Queen of England! Think what you could sell it to the papers for!
Boooooooo! Hopefully someone will agree with me on this!
IT'S THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEN!!! Not many people could say they've snogged the Queen of England! Think what you could sell it to the papers for!
Boooooooo! Hopefully someone will agree with me on this!
This is a good point but Angelina Jolie would still be my first choice - I'd be selfish and think enjoyment before money :p
I'd rather snog a sheep and no one found out that I'd shagged Angelina Jolie. Hang on.....
I'd snog the queen! And if the sheep bought dinner first it'd be rude not to. Or maybe he could be dinner after....
I'd snog the queen! And if the sheep bought dinner first it'd be rude not to. Or maybe he could be dinner after....
LOL!!!
I'd snog the queen! And if the sheep bought dinner first it'd be rude not to. Or maybe he could be dinner after....
Ha ha! I had a sneaky feeling you might be on the same wave length as me!
*loves the Pebbles for not making me feel like a twit*
:D
Knipples
19-06-2008, 17:02
I'd snog the queen, am I allowed to snog Angelina as well though.
I'd just love to go to watch one of her films, and be able to sigh and say "Hah, snogged that!"
;D
Chuckles
19-06-2008, 17:18
If you were in bed with a girl/boy you'd slept with by accident and started to need a wee, would you....
a) Cross your legs and pretend to be asleep until they leave
b) Get up and go for a wee, but then have to make polite conversation for hours?
Creature
20-06-2008, 01:09
Option C) Let it go all over her?
How did this accident happen?! Was it a:
"OH NO, my clothes have randomly dissolved" *slips up* "Whoops my foof has landed on your dingly dangley!"
?! :p
I'd nick some clothes (cos obviously mine dissolved), go wee and then leave through the toilet window :p
There's always the Glen Quagmire route. First quote in this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EzDL1bqC5I&feature=related ;D
leowyatt
20-06-2008, 09:09
If you were in bed with a girl/boy you'd slept with by accident and started to need a wee, would you....
a) Cross your legs and pretend to be asleep until they leave
b) Get up and go for a wee, but then have to make polite conversation for hours?
b) go take a pee and "fall asleep" on the sofa/toliet that way you avoid any conversation.
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