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Grandad
01-05-2008, 13:56
An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzle's daughter Alice


He replied

Alice ?

Alice ?

Who the **** is Alice ?

for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice?
Belmit
01-05-2008, 14:03
Thread title delivers!
Davey_Pitch
01-05-2008, 14:10
*Grandad in crap joke non-shocker*

:p
Grandad
01-05-2008, 14:23
*Grandad in crap joke non-shocker*

:p

you love them ;D
Lomster
01-05-2008, 14:48
That has got to be the worst joke ever lol
Fayshun
01-05-2008, 15:20
That has got to be the worst joke ever lol
No that's-

"A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...."
Lomster
01-05-2008, 15:24
No that's-

"A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...."

shut up. shut up now. LOL
Steeps
02-05-2008, 00:49
No that's-

"A man walks into a bar with a giraffe...."

shut up. shut up now. LOL

continue, I don't think I've heard this one...
killerkebab
02-05-2008, 02:00
I want to hear the rest of the giraffe joke immediately :D
LeperousDust
02-05-2008, 02:07
Lion :huh: :p
Garp
02-05-2008, 08:53
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says, “A beer for me and one for my giraffe.” And they stand around drinking for hours until the giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, “Hey! You’re not going to leave that lyin’ on the floor, are you?” The man says, “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
Roberta
02-05-2008, 09:39
A man walks into the doctors with a frog on his shoulder. 'How did this begin?' asks the doctor. The frog says 'It started with a boil on me bum.'
Lana
02-05-2008, 11:36
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says, “A beer for me and one for my giraffe.” And they stand around drinking for hours until the giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, “Hey! You’re not going to leave that lyin’ on the floor, are you?” The man says, “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

Oi. Thats terrible:-P

I would put a joke in, but none of my jokes fit under the crap joke category.:p
Lana
02-05-2008, 11:39
Okay, that was a lie. A lot of them do.

But I still won't post them.
Feek
02-05-2008, 12:18
shut up. shut up now. LOL

I wish he'd listened to you..... :pebbles: :feek:
Wryel
02-05-2008, 13:26
An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzle's daughter Alice


He replied

Alice ?

Alice ?

Who the **** is Alice ?

for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice?

On Wednesday my mate (a Liverpool fan) said 'I'm more nervous than an Austrian girl that's been asked to go and tidy the cellar.'