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Just at work and reading a pathologist report and noticed his name......
Dr. Batman ! (http://www.expertsearch.co.uk/cgi-bin/find_expert?1208)
I still struggle when going to see one of my customers
Wayne Kerr
Active Directory is a constant source of amusment, I remember speaking to an Andrew Gay, when I asked his surname he spelt it out instead of saying it!
I knew a dentist called Dr. Payne and my orthodontists were Dr. Hammer and Dr. Hook....scary.
My favorite was a cardiologist named Dr. Hart :-)
One of the Doctors in my GP surgery is Dr Heal. :)
We have a customer at work with a great name. Max Dangle :D
I think he got his porn star name mixed up with his real one ;D
SidewinderINC
22-05-2008, 18:56
RamJam D. Funky Boogaloo Smythe
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=RamJam+funky+boogaloo+smythe&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
I'm not joking.
My old housemate found loads of funny names when he was working for british rail as he got access to all the people registers so would just look up silly names...
Contrary to what a lot of people might think, there's only one C**t in the country.
Flibster
22-05-2008, 19:03
RamJam D. Funky Boogaloo Smythe
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=RamJam+funky+boogaloo+smythe&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
I'm not joking.
My old housemate found loads of funny names when he was working for british rail as he got access to all the people registers so would just look up silly names...
Contrary to what a lot of people might think, there's only one C**t in the country.
Aaaah Ramjam. :D Was a customer for Virgin One account. Had to have the account manager call him and confirmed the name was correct. :D
I invoice a Mr G Lucas. What made me giggle the most is he lives in Vulcan Close ;D
I had to explain it to my manager :o I still giggle lots about it now :o simple things...
Knipples
22-05-2008, 22:26
My best mates Mum is called Mrs A Pratt.
:)
camerajuan
22-05-2008, 22:45
german dude lived round the corner from me when I was like 5, Gerrard Helmut. I only appreciated the humour about 10yrs too late tho!
my bank advisor is called J. Bede Pratt, always a laugh.
Met a guy at a runnin comp down south a few years ago called Johnny Maxwell, jus think this sounds a bit too human like & should only be on Smallville or sumthin.
Also, theres a guy high up in B & Q called Johnny Rocket!
I just remembered, the estate agents that own our flat are proper stereotypical scum, charging £60 to renew you contract and stuff. Anyway, they do a quarterly inspection and the guy that usually does it is called Richard Pratt! He really is scum.
The optometrist where I work is Dr. Picard...
Pumpkinstew
23-05-2008, 18:02
I once flew into Heathrow with Captain Hawker and First Officer Strike.
I have phoned up a company listed as John Thomas Welsh Meats.
I used to deal with opticians called Anita Beaver and Tudball's.
Stan_Lite
23-05-2008, 18:57
In the CO-OP when I worked on the cigarette counter many years ago I served a woman called Mary Christmas.
SidewinderINC
24-05-2008, 16:22
I know the fella!! It's not his birth name though, he changed it by deed pole
He's a Fencer, the sporting kind and also was a signmaker, which is how i know him, in Narberth
That is awesome :D
What's his birth name, do you know? And do you know the reasons for changing his name?
Snuggle Ferret
27-05-2008, 13:27
One of the Doctors in my GP surgery is Dr Heal. :)
You aren't from the Fairyham area are you? My doc is Dr Heal also LOL
There's a Turd Ferguson in the email address book. I still can't believe nobody said anything when they announced they were calling their child Turd.
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