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I had to give it a go cos your first try is free! I was dubious, but I asked, "What are all the colours in Josephs Dreamcoat?"
Well bugger me, I had a reply in about 20 seconds, and they were bang on :cool:
Ask it a question, ANY question, and post replies here :D
I make some lunch, I take out two slices of bread, butter them and put a filling in between. I then cut the thing in half - how many sandwiches do I have?
Answer:
AGA:One sandwich is the same as a round, which uses 2 pieces of bread. Therefore, you have one sandwich that has been cut into two pieces, or halves.
Useless!
Q: How do tube train drivers line up the trains doors with the outer shell door at stops? (like at waterloo!)
*no answer as of yet*
SidewinderINC
22-05-2008, 17:24
I used to live on this at uni - we had discussions with it as they record all the questions from each mobile number (used to text 63336, not sure if you still do)
We asked it what drinks we should get at each pub on a pub crawl, and then thanked it for getting us completely battered :D
I bet the guys/girls that sit on the other end googling stuff up had a great laugh that night!
SidewinderINC
22-05-2008, 17:25
*no answer as of yet*
On the jewbileeee line, not all lines at waterloo :p
Admiral Huddy
22-05-2008, 17:26
Question - "When will I next get a shag"
Answer - "Please refrain from using inapproriate questions.. You have been charged for this question"
Q. (05.23pm) What is the standard bhp of a JDM 2.2 vtec 4th Generation Prelude
*waits*
Question - "When will I next get a shag"
Answer - "Please refrain from using inapproriate questions.. You have been charged for this question"
Hilarious!
Hmmm only as good as the googler it seems....
The standard bhp of a Honda VTEC 2.2 Prelude JDM is 190.
Book specs are JDM: 197, UKDM: 183 & USDM: 185. I'll let them off though as it's a common mistake, quite a few places quote that 190 figure but 197 is definitely the right one.
Admiral Huddy
22-05-2008, 17:42
Hmmm only as good as the googler it seems....
Book specs are JDM: 197, UKDM: 183 & USDM: 185. I'll let them off though as it's a common mistake, quite a few places quote that 190 figure but 197 is definitely the right one.
Is that some kind of web developers kit or is it code for your shoe collection?
Knipples
22-05-2008, 17:48
Somebody ask them whos going to win the play off final between Bristol City and Hull.
(and then dont tell me the answer if they say Hull)
;D
Dymetrie
22-05-2008, 17:49
Q: What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?
The average air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow is approximately 10 metres per second which is equivalent to around 22 miles per hour.
I was hoping for a more humourous answer :(
I asked for the pope's telephone number when pissed one night
Response: Sorry, AWA prohibits answers about personal contact information. However, you can contact the Vatican City office on 00 39 06 69 82
:p
I was hoping for a more humourous answer :(
well, they did say unladen...that's cool right?:p
I remember asking for Kylie's vital statistics when this first appeared.
The reply was something along the lines of "Kylie's statistics are a closely guarded secret, although the tiny antipodean pop temptress is perfectly proportioned".
In other words, the researcher couldn't find them :)
Q: How do tube train drivers line up the trains doors with the outer shell door at stops? (like at waterloo!)
A: AQA: To line up the tube doors, there is an in-train system that locks them onto target when they approach the station. Cross hatches lock on a screen
OoOOOoooo!
And whoopsy to the j0000bileeee!
Justsomebloke
22-05-2008, 18:32
Q.
Why do my dogs farts smell worse than mine ?
Answer.
The smell of a fart is determined by diet & the state of the digestive system. Dogs generally eat low quality food that smells bad even before digestion.
Damn they are fast.
Frank has Lovely food but he drinks out of the drain the Scutter & that makes his batty stink man.
SidewinderINC
22-05-2008, 18:40
Question - "When will I next get a shag"
Answer - "Please refrain from using inapproriate questions.. You have been charged for this question"
This concludes that the company has changed owners, we used to ask it stupid questions like that all the time :p
our best one was "does the pope s**t in the woods?" and our answer was "There are many papal toilet facilities for the pope to use, he has no requirement for alfresco defecation"
Q. Why do monkeys have red bottoms?
A. AQA: Female baboons sometimes have a red bottom, due to that area swelling with fluids in preparation for ovultion. It also emits a smell to attract males.
camerajuan
22-05-2008, 23:17
Q. Why does Grants hand smell like cookies & wee?
A. Grant has just ate a cookie, and not washed his hands since taking his most recent wee.
Q. Why is the cow lilac?
*been almost a week now, no answer*
camerajuan
22-05-2008, 23:28
I thought that cow was jus on a lilac wrapper? Am I wrong?
camerajuan
22-05-2008, 23:40
Bloody hell! I'd give 63336.com a buzz & get a job there if I were you.
camerajuan
22-05-2008, 23:49
I'd be the same with cereal, I understand your vice!
This concludes that the company has changed owners, we used to ask it stupid questions like that all the time :p
I believe there are two companies that do this, so it may have been the other one. Can't remember the name/details. I've heard several people say that one is better than the other.
Chuckles
23-05-2008, 01:17
I used to go out with a girl who did this part time. They get paid 10p for easy ones and 20p for hard ones (that have been sitting in the pot for 15+ minutes).
Just sat down at home in front of google. Although when the question comes in there are a load of predefined answers to similar questions that have been asked before.
Where is the best place to park my scooter for free if I work near Cannon Street station in London?
Might save me going round in circles.....
You can't park for free in London. The nearest NCP is at Thames Exchange.....
RUBBISH! Its not even true!
Admiral Huddy
23-05-2008, 08:48
OoOOOoooo!
And whoopsy to the j0000bileeee!
bet you wished you never asked :D
Q. (09.35am) In what year did Belgarath go with Cherek Bear-shoulders and his sons to fetch the Orb?
[/geek]
*awaits answer*
Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
A. Birds suddenly appear due to their high speed and manoeuvrability. They are attracted to food and sound. They also long to be close to you.
Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
A. Birds suddenly appear due to their high speed and manoeuvrability. They are attracted to food and sound. They also long to be close to you.
;D;D
Q. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
A. Birds suddenly appear due to their high speed and manoeuvrability. They are attracted to food and sound. They also long to be close to you.
HAHAHAHAHA, that's brilliant :D
Q. (09.35am) In what year did Belgarath go with Cherek Bear-shoulders and his sons to fetch the Orb?
A. According to the Alorn calendar, Belgarath and company go to retrieve the Orb in the year 2000. The successful recovery of the Orb ends the Second Age.
Took just over an hour to get the answer :)
Still, they volunteered extra information (most likely available from the same Google search of course). Impressive. :)
Stan_Lite
23-05-2008, 11:39
Q. How do you get triangles from a cow?
A. To get triangles from a cow, you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral cutter.
The actual line from the Half Man Half Biscuit song is "you need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw.
The answer came through in about 20 seconds so I assume it's a question they've been asked before. They're good but not perfect :p
Failboat, where are you? I guess they didn't realise what you were asking there. ;D
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