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Pheebs
02-06-2008, 13:22
I just had a HUuuUUge sneezing fit and upon blowing my nose and pulling the tissue away... there was a really long hair on the tissue...

But

... pulling the tissue further away made my nose tickle. Why? Because the other end was still up my nostril.

As I pulled it and I could feel it coming up the back of my throat and out through the tops of my nose and then nostril *cue eyes watering and needing to sneeze again*. It felt weird... and now I'm just staring at it and it's staring at me.


It's.... one sec.... 29cms long and has a knot at the end of it.

*keeps it to show Picky when he gets home*

How on EARTH did that happen?!?!?!!


*ponders* I have the most exciting things happen to me in the day *ponders over and out*
LeperousDust
02-06-2008, 13:24
Shexy pheebs, shexxy
Desmo
02-06-2008, 13:25
Eeeewwwwww!!!!
Wryel
02-06-2008, 13:29
I'd like it back actually.
Pheebs
02-06-2008, 13:30
you've probably breathed it in in your sleep and it's just sat there tickling away until you sneezed ;D

*plans to stop breathing at night now*

Shexy pheebs, shexxy

You think so? Wanna see it!? Do ya!? Huh huh huh? I could web cam it to you and reenact it! ;)

Eeeewwwwww!!!!

My initial thought too.... followed by "Thank CHRIST it wasn't attached and a growing nostril hair" then "Whaaaaaaaaa???!?! How did it happen?!?!" and then finally "I hope it didn't come from my brain :("

I'd like it back actually.

What have you been doing up my nostril!?!
divine
02-06-2008, 13:53
That is awesome. No other word.
LeperousDust
02-06-2008, 14:03
Pictures then tbh...
Pheebs
02-06-2008, 14:17
http://pheebeh.googlepages.com/NoseHair.jpg

There it is! On an A4 bit of paper! Had to adjust the levels to make it stand out!

And before anyone asks that's the knot in it (It's Huuuuuuuuuge) - not snot. No snot was attached.

Now.

I am procrastinating... must continue with work!

:)

(sorry if I have ruined anyones lunch)
Mark
02-06-2008, 14:27
Does it still have a follicle attached? ;D
Goose
02-06-2008, 14:38
Worms tbh. ;)
Justsomebloke
02-06-2008, 14:38
A Yeti is making love to your face whilst you sleep :D
Fayshun
02-06-2008, 14:47
Worms tbh. ;)
Brain eating zombie worms :eek:
Goose
02-06-2008, 16:09
Brain eating zombie worms :eek:
My flight gear is in my car, we'll steal a plane and escape. Hopefully it hasn't spread too far yet. :shocked:
Fayshun
02-06-2008, 16:12
My flight gear is in my car, we'll steal a plane and escape. Hopefully it hasn't spread too far yet. :shocked:
And I'm in a police station, therefore we have guns!
Pheebs
02-06-2008, 16:29
What about meeeeee! I have the plan! I'll make you poo chocolate cake crispy stuff Goose! Lots of it at that!

Good news everybody! No more nostril hair today! \o/
Goose
02-06-2008, 16:34
How do we know that isn't just the brain-eating zombie worms talking? Do your plans tell us how to check people?

Although, for poo chocolate cake crispy stuff I'm happy to take the risk. :)