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Pheebs
10-06-2008, 13:32
Sooo I was watching the Sunday Night Project and during the break this trailer came on...

Teeth (http://www.teethmovie.com/trailer.html)

:shocked:

Thinking it was a joke, I ignored it but googled it today and low and behold it's a filum - all about this lady with teeth in her foof - and her foofs a huuuungry monster!

How mental is that?!!!?! ;D Apparently, it's being compared to Fatal Attraction! Biiizarre!

Still don't know what to make of it. Trio, the puppy dawg, loves it. But then I'm thinking that's possibly due to the whistling on the trailer :D
Garp
10-06-2008, 13:42
That is so wrong..
Mondo
10-06-2008, 15:30
LOL, the other hole then...





I'll get my coat...
Piggymon
13-06-2008, 22:01
Just saw the trailer ... how bizarre ! ;D
petemc
13-06-2008, 22:30
I wanna know how she kills people. Does she put her legs around their neck and nibble at them like some mutant vampire? Does she attack them from some vicious yoga position?
divine
13-06-2008, 22:38
It's not exactly a new idea for a film.... err. yeah. :o
petemc
13-06-2008, 22:45
I bet the dentist would think its Xmas if she came in asking for a filling down there.
Justsomebloke
14-06-2008, 00:24
Snatch !!!
Mondo
16-06-2008, 23:24
I am watching this now, totally bizzaar movie.
Flibster
16-06-2008, 23:26
Is it as bad as Zombie Strippers?
LeperousDust
17-06-2008, 00:33
I wanna know how she kills people. Does she put her legs around their neck and nibble at them like some mutant vampire? Does she attack them from some vicious yoga position?

Throbbing cock, full of blood, lopped off can't be great tbh... Apart from the shock of it all.



But in a strange twist i'm downloading it now so me and a mate can watch it, after reading the synopsis, this film is so seriously f***ed up i'm somewhat intrigued...
petemc
17-06-2008, 00:44
Throbbing cock, full of blood, lopped off can't be great tbh... Apart from the shock of it all.

True true. Certainly not a good time to lose ones head.
LeperousDust
17-06-2008, 02:03
This film really is as s*** as i imagined it to be... Its cheesy and f***ed up all at once. I really do wonder what the writer, director and cast where smoking at the time. =/
Desmo
17-06-2008, 07:16
Keep seeing it advertised on TV and it just makes me laugh every time. I think it's GENIUS!!!
Daz
17-06-2008, 11:01
Was trying to talk to Dee about it the other night be she was having none of it :D

I mean, assuming that this this is conscious, it's own creature... do you think it'd prefer to be shaved or a bit grizzly? Shaved for the comfort factor, bit grizzly might help scare away predators.

Fascinating.
Desmo
17-06-2008, 11:34
And does it hibernate until THAT time of the month? ;D
Admiral Huddy
17-06-2008, 11:44
I'm pretty sure my Mrs's gnasher has teeth since I never get anywhere near it :p

This has gotta be worth a watch, even just for a laugh!
LeperousDust
17-06-2008, 12:08
I'm pretty sure my Mrs's gnasher has teeth since I never get anywhere near it :p

This has gotta be worth a watch, even just for a laugh!

No its really not, i couldnt do anymore of it after half way last night, its just too stupid. Its shot and acted awful too which really doesnt help!
Admiral Huddy
17-06-2008, 12:23
.. which surely makes it funny :D
petemc
17-06-2008, 12:36
Does it have any close ups of Gnasher?
LeperousDust
17-06-2008, 13:58
I didn't actually get that far. so i wouldn't know Pete, but you do get a glimpse of a lob on lopped off and the resulting peice laying there on the floor...
petemc
17-06-2008, 14:06
I think by the time you actually saw Jaws the movie would lose all credability. Its probably better that they don't show it because lets face it, a vagina with teeth is only going to look stupid. Its even funnier that they're advertising it. Its sorta subtley done so they don't flat out say "Ok its a movie about a vagina with teeth." You couldn't get away flat out saying it on afternoon tv.
Admiral Huddy
17-06-2008, 14:33
I think by the time you actually saw Jaws the movie would lose all credability. Its probably better that they don't show it because lets face it, a vagina with teeth is only going to look stupid. Its even funnier that they're advertising it. Its sorta subtley done so they don't flat out say "Ok its a movie about a vagina with teeth." You couldn't get away flat out saying it on afternoon tv.


Except on the Jeremy Kyle show and Balamory!
LeperousDust
17-06-2008, 14:35
I'm sorry Pete i think you're looking into this too much, i don't think they did "think" about anything in this film. Its just s***.
petemc
17-06-2008, 14:45
Oh I know. I'm sure that some guy said "Lets put teeth down there. Its like a mouth right?" I find the whole idea hilarious. The fact that they can try and advertise it on tv given what it is.