Blatant sympathy seeking

[Stan_Lite]

I am starting this thread in order to elicit comments of sympathy and pity. I make no apology for this blatant attention whoring :p

To cut a long story short; I had some bad fish at lunchtime yesterday and I now have very bad food poisoning. I was up half the nigh pooping and when I wasn't pooping, I couldn't get to sleep for the stomach cramps. The result of all this is that I had about 3 hours sleep last night and up until a couple of hours ago, I was s**tting all my life force down the pan.

I got some tablets from the rig doctor which have helped a lot. I have stopped defacating for now and the painkillers he gave me for the stomach cramps seem to be pretty good. He also gave me some tablets which are like a sort of antiseptic for the stomach which should, he says, kill all the nasty bugs.

I have no energy at all (it's a good job we're not busy today) and to cap it all the AC in the mud lab I share with the mud engineer is on the blink so it's actually hotter in here than it is outside. I keep nodding off and need to keep typing to stay awake.

[Haly]

Eww nasty :( Bad luck :(

[Belmit]

To the poop deck!


Nothing worse than stomach bugs, they just floor you. Hope it clears up soon!

[Roberta]

Awwwwwww. Poor Stan.

*cuddles to bosom*

[Stan_Lite]

To the poop deck!


Don't make me laugh, I'll **it myself :p


*cuddles to bosom*

Now that's the sort of thing I'm looking for :D

[Burble]

Ick, I've had the same thing before so know how horrid it is. Hopefully your ring piece isn't like the Japanese flag!

[Desmo]

Now that's the sort of thing I'm looking for :D
*cuddles to bosom*

[Mark]

I've had the same as well recently. I got the cramps but it had the opposite effect down below on me. I spent three days curled up in bed but couldn't shift it so I ended up having to get some laxatives, at which point it was most definitely red alert, clear the decks, but such relief. ;D

Hope you get better soon.

[Kell_ee001]

*cuddles to bosom*

;D


aawwww..... poor Stanley! :(

[Stan_Lite]

*cuddles to bosom*

*Snuggles*

[BBx]

That's awful Stan! :( GWS!

BB x

[Blackstar]

Aww Stan, get well soon. Sounds horrid.

[Pheebs]

Awwwwwwwww Stan stan! You be careful with excessive pooping due to dodgy fish! That's how I ended up with.... well... a REALLY poorly bottom meaning I couldn't walk/sit anywhere without looking like I had a pineapple up my arse for AGggGGges!!

*big gentle hugs and love* *pats stans tummy and bottom better*

[Lana]

You poor thing! You are fully entitled to a little sympathy seeking IMO. I hope you get better very soon. Being sick is no fun at all.

[Jonny69]

*Snuggles*
Careful, you'll fall asleep in there and he'll catch you off guard with what sounds like a duck but will in fact be a dose of toxic gas.

[Mondo]

Awwww, hope you get better soon !

My experience with food poisoning is about the same, about 2/3 days of constantly on the bog with intense stomach cramps every 30 mins. It feels like i was going into labour, just drink lots of water to replace those are "came out" and really hipe you get better soon !

[BBx]

Could this thread be linked to Huddy's anal fish pr0n?

:shocked:

BB x

[Stan_Lite]

Could this thread be linked to Huddy's anal fish pr0n?

:shocked:

BB x

It did start last night when I was asleep - Huddy, what have you been doing to me? :huh:

Thanks for the sympathy folks. Cramps are a little better now but I still feel like crap :(

Only managed half a bowl of soup for lunch and a small slice of sponge cake this afternoon so far today. Hopefully will be able to eat a little more this evening. Mega early night tonight - try to get some of my energy back. We should be a bit busier tomorrow.

I've been drinking sugary drinks all day to try to boost the energy levels a bit.

I am the worlds worst whinger when I'm ill :o

[Pheebs]

Men are the worlds worst whingers when ill :o

Edited for the truth ;)

[Fayshun]

I am the worlds worst whinger when I'm ill :o
Ach, stop malingering you big jessie.;D

*snuggles*

[Daz]

Gutted for you dude. Even worse that you're ill and not at home, I hate that :(

Did anybody else have the fish?

[Belmit]

"The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only man this rig, but who didn't have fish for dinner."

[Goose]

"Surely you can't be serious?"

[Stan_Lite]

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

There are a couple of other guys I spoke to who had fish and have been feeling a bit meh but not as bad as I was. I think there may have been a rogue bad fish rather than a whole batch.

[Fayshun]

Dodgy pint?

[Goose]

It was probably that Jack Daniel's you had... :p