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Knipples
28-06-2008, 14:34
Theres a woman and her four kids living next door, and today for some reason theyve decided to have a party. I thought at first it was one of the local schools fayre or something, due to there being someone on a microphone and lots of loud music, but no, i've just stuck my head out the door, and theyre all out there in the swimming pool with a karaoke machine singing very badly, and generally being loud and annoying. They must have all invited their mates round, cos theres about 20 of them in and around the pool, and arguing over whos turn it is to sing badly next.
Anyone got a shot gun? ;D
If you can't beat em join em is what I say! :D
Now leap over the fence, strut your stuff and sing like a queeeen! ;D
Knipples
28-06-2008, 14:54
If you can't beat em join em is what I say! :D
Now leap over the fence, strut your stuff and sing like a queeeen! ;D
HAHA!
Um how can I put this, its not my sort of music, if I hear one of the songs from bloody "High school musical" again I will scream!!! :shocked:
Oh and apparently Tara loves Ben, whoever they are?!?!?
High School Musical will be the bloody death of me! ARRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
The good news is theres another one coming out this year. And the bloody stage show. Guess who wants to go for her birthday. AARGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Justsomebloke
28-06-2008, 15:36
You Rang me Lady :bangbang: + :feek: + :evil: + :lipsrsealed:
p.s
We'll need a cleaner for after as I am a bit messy when I'm a killing :D
Knipples
28-06-2008, 15:48
Ok we just had 5 minutes of one of them on the microphone going
"Listen!!! LISTEN!! LIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTEEEENNNNNNN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Mum says - Kaaattttiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee liiiiiiiissssssssttennnnnnnnnn - Mum says whoooooooo wannnnnnnnntsss a drink?!!?"
:shocked:
And now we have that bloody Mcfly song "Do do do do do!" (the one that goes like that)
Does anyone have magical powers can can summon a rainstorm?
Am loving the smileys by the way JSB....do feel free to get round here and let rip!
Sounds much like my next door neighbours any weekend the sun is out.
Luckily they're brilliant neighbours otherwise (always extremely helpful which is particularly handy at the moment) but it can get annoying.
Personally I entertain myself by listening to their random conversations :D
Kell_ee001
28-06-2008, 16:48
Sings...
"This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you (ooh)
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart (feel in my heart)
The start of something new"
/end singing
Knipples
28-06-2008, 16:55
Sings...
"This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you (ooh)
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart (feel in my heart)
The start of something new"
/end singing
*Gets axe out, and heads up to Kellys*
:D
Kell_ee001
28-06-2008, 16:57
aaawww... Knipples! :(
sings...
You gotta
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
We gotta
Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
:D
Greenlizard0
28-06-2008, 19:47
Go steal their booze. Then sleep naked in their garden. That'll make them go inside.
And now we have that bloody Mcfly song "Do do do do do!" (the one that goes like that)
Five Colours In Her Hair. :cool:
:o
Just be thankful you're not working nights....
Five Colours In Her Hair. :cool:
:o
Brave of you to admit such a thing........:p
What's wrong with High School Musical? It's (not so now) secret love of mine. I'm a sucker for really cheesy movies. :o
*eyes Wossi's post*
Ok Belmit you're reprived from any funny looks about your post :D;D
*eyes Wossi's post*
Ok Belmit you're reprived from any funny looks about your post :D;D
Ok I admit it, I mainly watch them for Vanessa Anne Hudgens :evil:
Kell_ee001
28-06-2008, 20:13
What's wrong with High School Musical? It's (not so now) secret love of mine. I'm a sucker for really cheesy movies. :o
Sings...
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
:o
Knipples
28-06-2008, 20:36
Coooeeeeee, EVERYONE! Come close, no a bit closer, Pheebs stop pinching my bum......:D
Can you hear that........go on listen again......whats that you cant hear anything.....are you sure?.........I cant hear anything either......nothing at all......just complete silence!!
THE PARTY HAS ENDED!!!!
Yeeeeehahhhhhh!!! Yippeeeeee!
*Knip does silly dance round the room*
Now whos up for an all nighter to piss THEM off?!?!!?
;D
Kell_ee001
28-06-2008, 20:44
ME me me me me! :D
Hang on....
Have you put that axe away? :o
Knipples
28-06-2008, 20:51
Have you put that axe away? :o
Ive hidden it in a drain now ive butchered all the neighbours with it.
Why do you think it suddenly went quiet? :evil:
I can unleash a can of whoopass if you want - it's rather phenomenal once I get going ;)
Knipples
28-06-2008, 21:21
I can unleash a can of whoopass if you want - it's rather phenomenal once I get going ;)
Do you say that to all the girls? ;D
Well I certainly don't say it to the boys ;)
Bum pinching?!! Me!?!
NEver!
;)
I can supply some music that would really act as an antidote to the evil you have endured, turn it up loud enough and scare them away :p
Knipples
29-06-2008, 20:33
Partay at my house then!?!?!?
:cool:
I can supply some music that would really act as an antidote to the evil you have endured, turn it up loud enough and scare them away :p
Trivuim?
Napalm Death?
:D
NIN i would say with some Disturbed in the mix, then Trivium and Kilswitch Engage to follow and anything else that is loud to act as the antidote to cheesy music :evil:
NIN i would say with some Disturbed in the mix, then Trivium and Kilswitch Engage to follow and anything else that is loud to act as the antidote to cheesy music :evil:
Good choice, although my mate had a cd of "Experimental 10th Century Japanese Music". It sounded like someone pulling rusty nails out of a cat that was being strangled. I think it contained the brown note too!
The brown note doesn't exist mythbusters disproved it in a usual OTT way but the music would defintely do the job of annoying the neighbours.
Knipples
29-06-2008, 21:05
Am I going to need to find somewhere to put the bunnies and hamsters for the night?
:shocked:
No we point the speakers towards their garden so all the noise goes that way so furthest point in house away from the speaker bank would be safe :)
Knipples
29-06-2008, 21:15
No we point the speakers towards their garden so all the noise goes that way so furthest point in house away from the speaker bank would be safe :)
Is this a good time to tell you i live in an attic flat.....Ive got it!!
PARTY ON THE ROOF!!!
We can piss the whole street off that way!
:D
Is this a good time to tell you i live in an attic flat.....Ive got it!!
PARTY ON THE ROOF!!!
We can piss the whole street off that way!
:D
Woohoo even better, wait until you have a new place then last night blast out and partaaaaay
The brown note doesn't exist mythbusters disproved it in a usual OTT way but the music would defintely do the job of annoying the neighbours.
I know but listening to it made me want to crap my internal organs out just so as I could stuff them in my ears to muffle the noise.
I know but listening to it made me want to crap my internal organs out just so as I could stuff them in my ears to muffle the noise.
LOL Wouldn't just stuffing the CD down your mates throat be more fun :evil:
NIN i would say with some Disturbed in the mix, then Trivium and Kilswitch Engage to follow and anything else that is loud to act as the antidote to cheesy music :evil:
Stop stealing my play lists :p
Stop stealing my play lists :p
Moi steal nevaaaahhhhh similar tastes maybe :p
Moi steal nevaaaahhhhh similar tastes maybe :p
One day I'll do some kind of list of all the music I like - eccentric doesn't quite cover it ;D :D
Looks shifty at his music collection eccentric you say um er lol
Looks shifty at his music collection eccentric you say um er lol
:D:D
Hell, play my entire collection and they'll run screaming for the hills converting back to 5th century monks.
I have everything from opera (Pavoratti) to country western (Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks) to classical (Brahms, Beethoven, etc) to death metal (Lamb of God) to stuff that doesn't belong in ANY genre (Dark Materia).
Mind you, you might have to move out for a couple days so you don't go completely batty by the time Yanni finishes up the alphabetical listing...
Oh, I also have somewhere around 5 hours of bagpipe music in there, too. :D
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