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This morning whilst walking up Bishopsgate to work I saw a man rollerskate into work... he was wearing his whistle with Bauers... with the socks and everything :/
So weird.
The other one was I saw a chav taking a leak by the junction box in broad daylight, looking around as if no one would notice the stream of wee wees flowing behind him. Dirty oik :p
I was out on my run but managed a loathsome look of disgust as I went past.
Anything you seen weird recently?
BB x (UberboreD)
I saw two pairs of womens legs sticking out of a bush on Saturday night. And a man curled up asleep on the pavement, right in the middle of the pavement. He was just a normal bloke. When I poked him, he grinned with his eyes still closed and said 'shhhh!' :D
I saw two pairs of womens legs sticking out of a bush on Saturday night. And a man curled up asleep on the pavement, right in the middle of the pavement. He was just a normal bloke. When I poked him, he grinned with his eyes still closed and said 'shhhh!' :D
Someone's in serious need of trimming their lady garden.
;)
Admiral Huddy
30-06-2008, 15:40
This morning whilst walking up Bishopsgate to work I saw a man rollerskate into work... he was wearing his whistle with Bauers... with the socks and everything :/
So weird.
I told you not to post about me liek that :p
I saw this mobile bar going past the pub in the City of the day.. It was so fast i couldn't get a decent look.. but there was half a dozen people sitting facing each other going sidewards.. pretty fast :D
My wife was cleaning the house the other day.. Amazing sight and very rare
While we were ending the Edinburgh meet we had naked ladies with body paint to cover up some parts, ladies in lingerie or using straps of bags to hide things while they rode through Edinburgh like this. A few similarly attired guys as well in the mix for what i think was an environmental protest..
I think the police escort for this ride was a bit much as it seemed there was a similar amount of cyclist escorts to keep them safe lol
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Admiral Huddy
30-06-2008, 15:46
I knew I should have gone :D
Justsomebloke
30-06-2008, 15:46
One of my mates who can only be desribed as a Retired wrong'un has recently got a kitten.
Not only does the cat have a face on it's back it also wants to suck his nipple ;D;D;D
He said he woke up with it suckling on his left nip :D He said he wears a vest now & no boxers :D:D:D
Not seen weird but weird none the less :p
Lol!
Thanks for keeping me entertained guys :D
My F5 button has almost wasted away.
BB x
I knew I should have gone :D
Worst thing is everyone with a camera had it away so we didn't get any photos doh!!!!!!!
Anything you seen weird recently?
I just got back from Ibiza, everything I've seen was weird! Including the nutcase on acid on our plane that forced us to land at Toulouse to get kicked off!
Oh Lord! How was it out there?! :D did you go to Bora bora?
BB x
Oh Lord! How was it out there?! :D did you go to Bora bora?
BB x
Oh yeah! Bora Bora and We Love Space on Sunday, Pacha on Tuesday, Mambo on Wednesday (and a goldfish bowl look at the horror of the West End!), Cream on Thursday and sting from a Jellyfish & home on Friday! Now I want to kill myself.
Yay!!! :D
The west end isn't that bad... seriously... well if you know where to go I guess.
Did you see 'Mei Ling' Chinese restaurant in San An - prob too pished :p lol!
Think I'm going to go next year... been thinking I'm too old now, but sod it!
BB x
Two of the friends I went with were 34!!
There is a woman who wears skirt business suits and goes past my bus stop on one of those kids scooters every morning
There is a woman who wears skirt business suits and goes past my bus stop on one of those kids scooters every morning
That is genius! I'd be tempted to shout 'Neeeeeeeeowm!!!' every time she goes past.
That is genius! I'd be tempted to shout 'Neeeeeeeeowm!!!' every time she goes past.
She was in a suit'est summer dress today ;D
And a man curled up asleep on the pavement, right in the middle of the pavement. He was just a normal bloke. When I poked him, he grinned with his eyes still closed and said 'shhhh!' :D
When I worked nights at Harvey Nicks, I was doing a patrol of the outside of the store and I spied a pair of legs sticking out onto the pavement. I walked up to the legs and they were attached to a bloke who appeared to be asleep in the walk in foyer of the HSBC bank. The automatic door was trying to close but his head was stopping it, so ohe was getting clumped by the door every 3 seconds or so.
I (gently) kicked him to wake him up, "Are you OK down there mate", He opened his eyes, grinned, gave me the thumbs up and said "Grand" and then went back to sleep.
:D
He wasn't even a dosser, just a drunk looking for somewhere to kip.
Greenlizard0
04-07-2008, 21:19
I once saw a tramp (full beard, smelly) in a pair of blue stockings and a vest walking up the high street once.
Also I saw my gay flatmate sleepwalk naked into my room when I was in halls.
Think I'm going to go next year... been thinking I'm too old now, but sod it!
BB x
Want company? The added advatage is you'll feel younger too!
Oh yes!!! We will discuss next week - I forgot about the conversation! ;)
BB x
And we're on a promise from Pebs!
Back on topic..
Working in Knightsbridge is fantastic for weird people watching;
- Lots of people with far too much money and far too little taste trawling the designer shops - think expensive tracksuits that never see the gym and handbag dogs, uber-bling, obvious labels etc.
- Various celebrities. Walking past Pixie Geldolf getting papped was fairly surreal.
I'm sure I'll think of some more to report later on.
sign up out side a nearby hotel...
Advertising christmas parties!
Watching a huge man in handcuffs walking up a hill at a country park flanked by two equally enormous officers. Would have been OK had he not been wearing a pink babydoll dress, white stockings, high heels, a blondle long wig and carrying a garter. Funny old world.
The other day I saw about 60 odd chinese people walking up Bedford Place, all of them, without exception holding a giant sized Primark bag.
It was one of the strangest things i've seen and i'm really intrigued as to what they all went and bought, at the same time, that needed such a big bag.
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