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Pheebs
01-07-2008, 09:33
... and it was all about you (like the Truman show)...

What would your opening theme tune be and why!?!?
Gnat
01-07-2008, 09:36
ooooh thats just reminded me i put the truman show soundtrack on my ipod im going to listen to that now!
Sorry that was completely irrelevant to the actual question :-)
Tak
01-07-2008, 09:41
Meredith Brooks - Bitch (someone once said I could switch personalities like the song)

Or more likely:

Fun Boy Three - The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum :D
Belmit
01-07-2008, 09:43
Spandau Ballet - Gold.

The opening credits would involve plenty of slow motion and me punching the air a lot.
BBx
01-07-2008, 09:43
Lol already thought about this one...!

It would be a shot of my legs to start with walking along a London street, then the camera would pan up to my face and then up to me looking at a tall building.

The theme tune would be 'Valerie' by Amy Whinehouse and I would have a voiceover over the top and credits appearing at the sides.

I've thought about this too much!!! Lol :o

BB x
BBx
01-07-2008, 09:48
You imagine this when you're walking to work, don't you?

:o

Well not since I got tired of hearing the song on the radio - only when it first was out! :p

BB x
Justsomebloke
01-07-2008, 14:31
Well there is this old Rave track that is mainly instrumental & during it when it fades here & there this Dude says "Make Way - here comes the Dreamer" & then the Instrumental kicks off again all mental like :cool:
The film would be Black & white & include urban scenes & coppice style woods & lanes.
Overall I'd say Ambient & Moody :cool:
Pumpkinstew
01-07-2008, 22:54
Terrorvision - Hide the Dead Girl :lipsrsealed:
;)

Seriously a non-vocal version would make a great theme tune. Complete with lots short vignettes of daily life that end with a cheeky freeze frame, A team style.
Tak
02-07-2008, 06:59
You've not answered your own question Pheebs :p
Desmo
02-07-2008, 09:31
Are there any songs that sound like a big fart?

Actually, I have no idea at all what I'd choose. Probably something by Jamiroquai :D
Justsomebloke
02-07-2008, 09:56
For my Comedy before the water shed show I'd have the Theme tune to the Original Sale of the Century & I'd wear the Ultimate 70's suit & wide tie :cool:
Dymetrie
02-07-2008, 10:42
Only one choice really...

Tux, walther PPK and THE music ;)

#BA BA BAAAA, BA BA BAAA#
Pumpkinstew
02-07-2008, 13:09
#BA BA BAAAA, BA BA BAAA#

Sean the Sheep?:huh:
Dymetrie
02-07-2008, 13:11
Sean the Sheep?:huh:

You sheem to have a shorn sheep there Moneypenny.
Roberta
02-07-2008, 13:12
Spandau Ballet - Gold.

The opening credits would involve plenty of slow motion and me punching the air a lot.

You are Alan Partridge.
Roberta
02-07-2008, 13:19
Are there any songs that sound like a big fart?



Johnny Briggs Theme.

http://www.television-themes.co.uk/audio/kids/Johnny%20Briggs.mp3
Snuggle Ferret
02-07-2008, 14:09
Pulp - Disco 2000 mainly because there is a line in there that is quite right.

Or 1985 by Bowling for Soup, as I am sure I am stuck in that year :-D
Del Lardo
02-07-2008, 14:35
They would never be allowed to put my life on TV so no there tune would be needed ;D
Darrin
02-07-2008, 15:18
I would have to wonder if there was ever a song that had the sentiment of, "Looking at your life, we all realise just how ****ed up things can get and are now glad for our own"?
Pheebs
02-07-2008, 15:55
You've not answered your own question Pheebs :p

Chicken PayBack!

Just so I could dance through it all and shake my booty!

Plus it makes me laugh lots :D



My favourite TV theme chooon though would most probably have to be The Cosby Show. Love it. I'd have an intro like that. But much sillier dancing.
Pheebs
02-07-2008, 17:53
Cosby Show?

Yeh... The Cosby Show... that's what I typed...


*giggles and runs off* ;D
Gnat
03-07-2008, 09:55
mine would be "united states of whatever".

Because it would just be a series of constant arguments, that always end with "whatever" and walking off.

:D
Snuggle Ferret
03-07-2008, 16:28
you had woodchip on your walls?? ;)

Yep, we did actually LOL
Mondo
04-07-2008, 14:04
It's already been done - Everybody Loves Raymond

:D
Belmit
04-07-2008, 20:35
Everybody Hates Chris. :(

What's really annoying about that is that me and my brother used to take the piss out of each other by saying 'Ah, here's that TV program all about you...' and it would be something really lame. Now there actually is one that he can genuinely use!
Stan_Lite
04-07-2008, 21:42
Whisky in the Jar - Thin Lizzy.

No explanation required :D