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Will
10-07-2008, 15:08
Well not really...

However 2 of our vans at work had run out of fuel and were not moveable, we had no spare vehicles to move them either... It was explicitly urgent that we move them 40m down the yard ready to be picked up for servicing.

These vans weigh over 4.5 Tonnes empty... there were also no other members of staff around, and like an ass instead of waiting I pushed both of them (not at the same time) to where they needed to go. I was tempted to use my car, but I didn't want to break it.

I'm now dripping in sweat, my heart has just exploded, and I feel very manly. Best rugby scrum exercise EVAH! However, I don't recommend it to anyone, 4.5T is a ****ing lot of weight!!!! Nothing sprained/strained yet... Me and my ego... :rolleyes:

Strongman here I come!!! Seriously, I'd love to try the truck pull, I reckon I could do it over 50m with the harness and the rope & steps.
TinkerBell
10-07-2008, 15:18
Now that is impressive! :shocked: I certainly wouldn't try that! Not the first idea I would have had to move them but then again I am not muscle woman:D

Hopefully you won't have injured yourself!
Dee
10-07-2008, 15:19
Go Will! Go Will! :cool:

/faints at Wills muscle flexing
Burble
10-07-2008, 15:19
You big poofter.
Will
10-07-2008, 15:24
You big poofter.

:lubu:

It was a stupid thing to do really but I was in a rush to get it done. Unfortunately I dirtied my shirt :(
Daz
10-07-2008, 15:25
Bah, delegate man. DELEGATE!
Roberta
10-07-2008, 15:28
WILL SMAAAAAAASH!
diddums100
10-07-2008, 15:44
bah, should have done it with your teeth. THEN, and only then, would i have been impressed ;)

B@Th*nG
Desmo
10-07-2008, 15:49
Should have wangslapped them in to place :D
Roberta
10-07-2008, 15:50
Should have wangslapped them in to place :D

Ba-doioioing! Ba-doioioioing!

Job well done sir.
Admiral Huddy
10-07-2008, 16:59
Did you try your Knob? If not you're nothing more than a Smurf!!

:p
Will
10-07-2008, 17:20
I obviously have epically failed here :(

I shall hang my head in shame and flex my penile muscles in the hope to develop the strength to become a real man.

As for delegating - I had delegated all my managers out to doing other things for me!!!! lol! :D
Knipples
10-07-2008, 18:16
There there
*pats Wills deflated ego gently on the head*
Belmit
10-07-2008, 19:00
You should have got a little dude with a rope pretending to pull it from the front!
PvtPyle
10-07-2008, 19:03
Is it likely that your show of super human strength is going to get you more hot chicks?
Will
10-07-2008, 20:17
Is it likely that your show of super human strength is going to get you more hot chicks?

LOL!!! Don't you ****ing start!!!!!!! :angry: :p
PvtPyle
10-07-2008, 20:24
LOL!!! Don't you ****ing start!!!!!!! :angry: :p

Love you too cutie pie :cool:
Kell_ee001
10-07-2008, 20:50
:shocked:
Lopez
11-07-2008, 21:18
I pushed both of them (not at the same time)
Pansy.
Will
12-07-2008, 09:58
Pansy.

cock
Pheebs
12-07-2008, 10:14
*fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(in nothing but short shorts and in piles of melted chocolate)

(please)

;)
Will
12-07-2008, 11:20
Sun tan oil in Cyprus Pheebs... don't worry we'll film it ;)
Roberta
12-07-2008, 11:36
Paddling pool full of KY jelly for the win.
Admiral Huddy
14-07-2008, 10:00
Paddling pool full of KY jelly for the win.

There is just no answer to this post ;D

Yay to the thought of Roberta in a pool of KY jelly..

No so yay to see Will rolling around ;)
Roberta
14-07-2008, 10:20
Jesus, I'm clumsy enough at the best of times!
Admiral Huddy
14-07-2008, 10:52
By the way, Isn't mixing a pole with KY Jelly rather dangerous :)
Roberta
14-07-2008, 10:58
By the way, Isn't mixing a pole with KY Jelly rather dangerous :)

Crash mat and crash helmet a must!