View Full Version : Things that just aren't Cricket!!
Admiral Huddy
18-07-2008, 15:22
It's a bit hrash really when you think "Lisp" has a "Sssspp" in and "Dyslexia" in probably one of the hardest words to spell taking into account the condition..
Anything else?
Von Smallhausen
18-07-2008, 15:27
Heamorroids.
Why not call them assteroids ?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?!
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
Where is Jeopardy and why do they always hold peace talks there?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Flibster
18-07-2008, 15:40
Why do supermarkets put a use by date on sour cream?
Why do you get more mercury when you buy a thermometer in the summer?
What does occasional furniture do the rest of the time?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there only one word for thesaurus?
Why are wrong numbers never engaged?
How do hens know the size of egg cups?
What happens to your lap when you stand up?
Why do people who snore always go to sleep first? *Tak, Mic, Belmit, Garp and the other half know this one... :embarassed: *
If a german shepherd is a dog, what do you call a german shepherd?
If you drive at the speed of light, do your headlights go out?
Why did the first sword swallower do it?
When god designed the human body, why did he put the ignition so near the exhaust?
Why does flammable mean the same as inflammable?
;)
Who do the people who work at ACAS go to when they have a pay dispute?
Why is midget porn on such a high shelf?
Child proof lids on medicine which are adult proof.
A vegetarian eats vegetables so what does a humanitarian eat?
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, then why practice?
Why is midget porn on such a high shelf?
Dude, never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties - It's not big and it's not clever.
This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.
This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.
That was you you bar steward :angry:
j/k :D
Greenlizard0
19-07-2008, 18:31
This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.
Woopie!? I have NEVER heard it being called that before!
Woopie!? I have NEVER heard it being called that before!
Never seen Mallrats I take it?
SidewinderINC
20-07-2008, 15:30
Never seen Mallrats I take it?
And take your socks of next time you make whoopie, or whatever it is that you call it :p
Greenlizard0
20-07-2008, 18:18
I'm afraid not no lol!
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