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I bringvyyoy cheeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!
Yayyyyyyyyy:D :D :D D: D:D :D :evil:
Ok, Constable, carry on ;)
That's our evening knackered then ;)
On the pink wine again Pebs?
I'm out!!! In Essex!! At the chicagos weveentbto for the meet! £1 a drink! Ruuuuude not to! And there's stripper!!!!!!!!
Baton down the hatches....release the lifeboats.
Hang on a tick....you're at the Braintree Chicago's? ****....baton down our front door, close all the windows...PUT THE CAT ON GUARD!!!!
Tell me what to do then oh mystic Pebs...
get a haircut you hairy beast!!!
And there was me feeling guilty about having a second Leffe :) Very good it was too
there may be troubbble ahead!!
Oh Lord....
PS you are missing Christian Bale night on TV :p
BB x
I could have arrested him!!!! I wonder if he came quietly,....
God bless iPhone spellchrck!
Friday night let loose, badness is agfott
Chuckles
26-07-2008, 00:45
I'm ****eredchops have just let some chick come to mine. Will have to have a quick practice**** in the loo with a condom though as I haven't used them in years :(
I'm not going to comment about condo
A Other than to say they Suck!
oh god!! Oh god oh god oh god oh god.
Oh god
Oh god
Nobamouubt of glasses of water can fix this!!!!!
HOW'S THE HEAD TODAY?!!!?! :evil: :p
Chuckles
26-07-2008, 10:40
:/
;D Great thread you beer nubs.
Oh god. Can you die of hangover?
Just to let you know, i'm fine :)
semi-pro waster
26-07-2008, 12:37
Oh god. Can you die of hangover?
No, I'm afraid not. Sorry to disappoint you. You can however try again tonight.
:/
Do you need an update to your custom title? :p :evil:
Chuckles
26-07-2008, 13:01
Do you need an update to your custom title? :p :evil:
Good point :D
Wish I didn't though :o
No, I'm afraid not. Sorry to disappoint you. You can however try again tonight.
No I cant, I've got to be at work in 3 hours. Death, come quickly :'(:'(:'(
SS, did you have to chew your arm off? BAaahahahahaha at least I dont feel THAT bad!
Chuckles
26-07-2008, 19:03
SS, did you have to chew your arm off? BAaahahahahaha at least I dont feel THAT bad!
Total disaster. The had been taking coke and was talking absolute bollocks all night. Tried to get to sleep at about 4.30 and she was still full of energy and tickling me and telling me to shag her again.
I lost my rag in the in and told her to shut the **** up or she'd have to sleep on the sofa but she then just started going off on one and calling me moody whilst trying to wake us up by tickling again.
;D ;D ;D
So, what's your score up to now? I'll get it changed. Are we going for a full 4.15? Or maybe more>
SidewinderINC
27-07-2008, 09:52
well he needs the .15 taken off because he wasn't special at elegance, they do that for all the clients now :p
Chuckles
27-07-2008, 15:33
This has all gone tits up. She started knocking on my door about 1.30am this morning totally pissed. I told her I wasn't interested and got 8 missed calls between 4.30 and 6.30 this morning and 12 more today :(
SidewinderINC
27-07-2008, 16:13
HAHAHAHAHA! dude, you're never gonna get rid of her now! you're gonna have to move house and get a new phone number!
semi-pro waster
27-07-2008, 16:35
I think you've got a keeper there.
Your major mistake (apart from picking a nutbar) was going back to your house.
Chuckles
27-07-2008, 16:54
"Will keep calling you until I can speak to you." :(
Chuckles
27-07-2008, 16:55
On the plus side, surely a stalker is worth more than +1 :p
Speak to her and record the call tbh.
LOL. Enjoyed the thread.
starscream, how did you get on with the rainjacket? I'm going to have to go out and buy some this week, first time in aaaaaaggges that I've used 'em. Rubbish.
Chuckles
27-07-2008, 17:11
Was a bit of a nightmare to be honest. I'm really out of practice with them. First of all I tried to get some from the first pub's gents. All they had was vibrators though - WTF: :confused:. Managed to get some in the end but they kind of kill the moment though and I it took 2 goes to get everything sorted :p :o:
Aye, agreed. Proper moment killer.
Chuckles
27-07-2008, 17:16
"Moment" being an entirely accurate word :p
Christ, how cack handed are you? :p
They take all of about 5 seconds to put on. Pinch, roll, done. Get the girl to do it with her mouth if you want, less 'moment' killing.
SidewinderINC
27-07-2008, 17:27
Christ, how cack handed are you? :p
They take all of about 5 seconds to put on. Pinch, roll, done. Get the girl to do it with her mouth if you want, less 'moment' killing.
Girl tried to do that with me once, she needed to get so much grip/purchase on the johnny that she ended up biting my bellend!
Always trouble getting over the first hurdle :p
This has all gone tits up. She started knocking on my door about 1.30am this morning totally pissed. I told her I wasn't interested and got 8 missed calls between 4.30 and 6.30 this morning and 12 more today :(
Serves you right for having an iPhone ;D
Christ, how cack handed are you? :p
They take all of about 5 seconds to put on. Pinch, roll, done. Get the girl to do it with her mouth if you want, less 'moment' killing.
My utter lack of experience comes from having 6 years of decent unprotected sex, so I'm not about to complain ;)
Chuckles
28-07-2008, 00:17
My utter lack of experience comes from having 6 years of decent unprotected sex, so I'm not about to complain ;)
I don't think you actually mean "unprotected sex", unless you're firing blanks dude :p
I don't think you actually mean "unprotected sex", unless you're firing blanks dude :p
Unprotected for me then, if you must be an odious **** about it :D
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