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Just found a dead baby blackbird in my garden. This means that one of the kittens has turned killer. But which one?
Was it...
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Diva.jpg
Diva - also known as 'The Boss'. Attention whore and catnip addict.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Ember.jpg
Ember aka 'Princess' and 'The Baby'. Toe biter and hand attacker.
OR
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Pets/Aslan.jpg
Aslan 'Foosball'. Slinky and sly.
The choice is yours.
My money is on Ember to be honest.
TinkerBell
28-07-2008, 14:19
Which one looks pleased with themselves?
Minny always looks pleased with himself when he has brought something home!
I am going to place my money on Diva! Only because of that picture though :p
Diva looks the most 'what are you talking about guv?!' in those pics!!!
Ember looks like 'wtf are you talking about you crazy woman?! I haz been here lying around all day!'
Alsan is saying 'yeah ok whatever you stupid mare.'
ALL guilty! :D
Love you :)
BB x
They all always looked pleased with themselves because they are SPOILED!
Diva looks the most 'what are you talking about guv?!' in those pics!!!
Ember looks like 'wtf are you talking about you crazy woman?! I haz been here lying around all day!'
Alsan is saying 'yeah ok whatever you stupid mare.'
ALL guilty! :D
Love you :)
BB x
It's a gang thang!
leowyatt
28-07-2008, 14:21
Where you found it, have any been over in the area looking for it? If so that is your culprit :D
TinkerBell
28-07-2008, 14:22
Lol that doesn't help then :p
Minny hasn't been able to catch anything now for over a month! Poor thing :(
Where you found it, have any been over in the area looking for it? If so that is your culprit :D
Diva gave it a quick sniff, Aslan didn't pay any attention and stood on it practically and Ember hasn't been near it since I found it.
The jury is still out!
Stan_Lite
28-07-2008, 14:23
My money's on Ember too.
Diva will be too stoned and chilled out and Aslan doesn't have the look of a killer. Ember, on the other hand looks potentially vicious.
TinkerBell
28-07-2008, 14:24
Diva it is then :D!! I think I am quids in there :p
My money's on Ember too.
Diva will be too stoned and chilled out and Aslan doesn't have the look of a killer. Ember, on the other hand looks potentially vicious.
It's always the quiet ones you have to watch!
She was also the most interested when I discovered the mouse nest behind the cooker.
Diva it is then :D!! I think I am quids in there :p
Not sure - when she saw it she was sniffing it in a 'What on earth is this?' way.
I still reckon it's Baby Ember!
She was also the most interested when I discovered the mouse nest behind the cooker.
:shocked: the evidence is spiralling out of control!
BB x
Have you ruled out the kids?
Edit: Also, find out whether it was a full moon last night, and inspect your fingernails.
TinkerBell
28-07-2008, 14:29
;D at this thread! I think we should all join an investigation team, we are awesome at this :p
Have you ruled out the kids?
Edit: Also, find out whether it was a full moon last night, and inspect your fingernails.
Damn. Wondered what that awful taste in my mouth was when I woke up.
Stan_Lite
28-07-2008, 14:33
Damn. Wondered what that awful taste in my mouth was when I woke up.
I just pmsl at that fnarworthy statement :shocked: ;D
Damn. Wondered what that awful taste in my mouth was when I woke up.
;D you guys are brilliant!
BB x
I think the first one looks like it is trying too hard to look confused and surprised :D
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Pets/Aslan.jpg
Aslan 'Foosball'. Slinky and sly.
OMG!! My kitty's long lost twin :D Aslan looks just like my kinsley :D
Von Smallhausen
28-07-2008, 15:01
No 2, the little bugger radiates guilt.
Diva looks cross eyed ;D
S'what I was thinking too ;D
Stan_Lite
28-07-2008, 15:08
No 2, the little bugger radiates guilt.
Is that a standard polis investigative technique? "Bastard looks guilty, cuff him" :p
Von Smallhausen
28-07-2008, 15:21
Is that a standard polis investigative technique? "Bastard looks guilty, cuff him" :p
No comment.
: whistles :
Diva looks cross eyed ;D
She is! Not sure if she was before the virus but she is now!
I'm with Von. That butter wouldn't melt little face is not fooling me for a minute!
My money's on Ember or one of the kids :D
Don't rule out the addict - they'll do anything for their next fix. Blackbirds could be quite lucrative in a seedy kitty back alley.
Stan_Lite
28-07-2008, 17:15
Don't rule out the addict - they'll do anything for their next fix. Blackbirds could be quite lucrative in a seedy kitty back alley.
"Come on man, a blackbird's gotta be worth more than an eighth."
"I told you last time Diva, the price went up - it's a pigeon for a Q. Now, take your stuff and do one before the filth see us."
TinkerBell
28-07-2008, 17:17
Hahahahahahahaha ;D Brilliant:D
Von Smallhausen
28-07-2008, 19:59
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Diva.jpg
' I didn't do it guv, honest. Ask me owner. I swear.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Ember.jpg
' Might have .... '
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/_miss_behave_/Pets/Aslan.jpg
' Yawn. '
SidewinderINC
28-07-2008, 20:10
pretty much sums it up for me too von :p
s'always the baby faced one. Number two. As charged.
SidewinderINC
28-07-2008, 20:24
s'always the baby faced one. Number two. As charged.
that's not a babyface, that's an evile squint there, a definite "what you lookin at, keep on walkin" look.
Ahahaha!
I will track down the culprit eventually!
defo aslan, he looks guilty as hell :p
Snuggle Ferret
29-07-2008, 09:46
Not my little boy!
Definitely him if he knows that is what you think of him. He knows he'll get away with it :D
I found a mouse in 2 parts in the kitchen this morning.
I found a mouse in 2 parts in the kitchen this morning.
Which cat do you think did it? I know and tried to grab it from his/her mouth and they started growling and giving me the look.
I was too scared :( that he/she'd have my arm off.
I found a mouse in 2 parts in the kitchen this morning.
And Ember was out last night!
My god! She's unstoppable!
Which cat do you think did it? I know and tried to grab it from his/her mouth and they started growling and giving me the look.
I was too scared :( that he/she'd have my arm off.
I think it was Killer Kingsley.
And Ember was out last night!
My god! She's unstoppable!
Check her pockets for train tickets!
The little madam! I knew she was trouble from the start!
Stan_Lite
29-07-2008, 11:22
:shocked:OMG:shocked:
A serial killer.
I think it was Killer Kingsley.
WRONG!!! Kingsley couldn't kill, he's a big gay cat.
Lola did it and she really growled at me when i went near her, i wasn't gonna take it off her as she would have killed me too lol
Her name was Lola, she was a butcher...
Dymetrie
29-07-2008, 11:58
Her name was Lola, she was a butcher...
With yellow ribbons in her hair, and mouse corpses everywhere...
Her name was Lola, she was a butcher...
LOL!
Faysh wants to call our new lil kitty Dexter :/ but he may think that he is meant to be like Dexter and kill Lola cos she's a serial killer.
She would cough furballs and claw the carpet
And while she hunted round the yard, Kingsley watched her from afar
Across a bloodstained floor, they slept from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
I found 2 spider legs and the adjoining bit of body in one of the rats cages this morning - they looked smug
More evidence!
Yesterday I had to retrieve a wasp and later on an enormous moth from Ember as she tortured them while the other two watched with interest.
My suspicions are being slowly confirmed.
Aha! Killer has revealed themselves!
Opened the back door last night to let the cats in for the night and the 2 girls skipped in all dizzy, followed by Aslan dragging an enormous dead rat that was half the size of him!
I'd noticed he was playing and frolicking more in the evening so must have been honing his killer moves!
Is this the face of a killer?
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/310/aslantuckedby4.jpg
Relaxing in his den:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1878/aslanden2rs8.jpg
TinkerBell
05-11-2008, 10:40
Awwwww how cute! My cat can look that innocent but he used to bring back sooo many dead animals!
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