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leowyatt
01-08-2008, 11:42
No it isn't, it's very simple! One handed is a breeze too :cool: ;D
Whats wrong with you man? ;D
No it isn't, it's very simple! One handed is a breeze too :cool: ;D
Daz would agree with you ;)
leowyatt
01-08-2008, 11:45
Good man :) only trouble I had was with a front fastening one, and that was only because I didn't it at first :o
No it isn't, it's very simple! One handed is a breeze too :cool: ;D
Agreed, its really not hard at all, if its got any kind of standard clasp. There are some with very weird clasp designs out to fool you.
I was at some camp several years ago where we managed to teach this 10 year old kid how to do it, just by pointing out the shapes and stuff that were visible through one of the girl's tight t-shirt. Queue him taking every opportunity to piss her off by doing it one handed whenever he walked past her. Smart kid :)
I reckon the idea of a rubix cube would be quite an evil thing to do to a bloke too (and on second thought, the woman.. )
Bra's are easy to undo, a quick flick and it's undone :cool:
All well and good solving a rubik's cube, but what about when 70% of your blood is now elsewhere? ;)
All well and good solving a rubik's cube, but what about when 70% of your blood is now elsewhere? ;)
Going by my recent dates, 69% of that blood would be running down my leg.
Phil could do it I reckon :)
I could do it with my wang :D
LeperousDust
01-08-2008, 12:34
Hmmmm i find the one handed flick seems to be a gamble if i'm honest. It can be convenient, or then i can look a fool... I think i obviously need some practice... *heads to youtube* :p
Always carry a knife, just in case there's a particularly complex one.
She might get angry because you've cut her spangly new bra, but not overly so, because you're wielding a knife.
:p
I used to be able to undo mine with no hands and just some shoulder blade action!
Just tried it now and I ended up looking like a clucking chicken.
*thinks it's just the bra she's wearing*
Boo.
One handed, not looking, from the front while reaching round the back. Using my left hand. Easy.
And I'm right handed ;D
Blimey Pyle you amateur I thought it was mandatory to have that down to a fine art by the time your 14 ;D
Althought there is a risk for the one handed quick flick going terribly wrong and you end up looking right eejit. Naturally you go to two hands. If that fails you might as well pack up and go home
Looking at this from another angle, I think girls should be forced to go Charlie Dimmock anyway ;D
Looking at this from another angle, I think girls should be forced to go Charlie Dimmock anyway ;D
Oh I couldnt, its a pain in the arse having your hair in your face when you're gardening
Oh I couldnt, its a pain in the arse having your hair in your face when you're gardening
LMAO! *ouch!*
Oh I couldnt, its a pain in the arse having your hair in your face when you're gardening
Are you taking the mickey out of Dimmock's hair? Or are you publicly stating you have very hairy boobs? ;D
Piggymon
01-08-2008, 14:47
I could do it with my wang :D
Don't be so physically ludicrous !
Hmmmm i find the one handed flick seems to be a gamble if i'm honest. It can be convenient, or then i can look a fool... I think i obviously need some practice... *heads to youtube* :p
Finally, another human being.
Hehe, honestly though I am a mixed bag when it comes to the bra. Sometimes I am all good, sometimes I am overcome with being a total cackhander.
Oh, and depending on the quality of the babylons in questions, one might be better off leaving the bra on anyway! :D
50/50 for me. Always get one undone, but why the heck is there a 2nd clip. Grr! Lemme at 'em ;D
Looking at this from another angle, I think girls should be forced to go Charlie Dimmock anyway ;D
You want all the women to go all droopy boobs-down-to-ankles on you?
You want all the women to go all droopy boobs-down-to-ankles on you?
Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to a fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your boobs hang low?
Can't remember any more :o
Do your balls hang low,
can you swing 'em to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow,
do you get a funny feeling when you're hanging from the ceiling,
'cause you'll never be a sailor
if your balls hang low.
LeperousDust
01-08-2008, 15:41
Finally, another human being.
Hehe, honestly though I am a mixed bag when it comes to the bra. Sometimes I am all good, sometimes I am overcome with being a total cackhander.
It's ok i think i'm sorted now :p
Tada! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa4lEW2heig)
Justsomebloke
01-08-2008, 15:46
Sorry but All I can say is NOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB !!!!!!!!!!!!
By the time I was in the 3rd year of secondary school I could get them dangling with a snap of my finger & thumb. Just stroll up behind, grip twist & they are out, JD.
The only ones that are dodgey are the ones too small for said doris, They take a bit more brute force but then I've found you can be rougher with the big boobies it's the little'uns you have to be delicate with ;)
Phil could do it I reckon :)
Rubiks cube one handed? Yeah I've done it before.
No it isn't, it's very simple! One handed is a breeze too :cool: ;D
I once just looked at one and it popped open! ;) :cool:
I once just looked at one and it popped open! ;) :cool:
Good job Daz wasn't looking that time ;)
You want all the women to go all droopy boobs-down-to-ankles on you?
I don't care....there's only one pair I have to live with so as long as they stay good I'll be happy :D
Someone at training school could do it totally stealthily, by just brushing his hand across your back.
Someone at training school could do it totally stealthily, by just brushing his hand across your back.
Legend! :cool:
Good job Daz wasn't looking that time ;)
Imagine if he had got in the way of my gaze... I'd dread to think what would have popped open in that instance!!!
Imagine if he had got in the way of my gaze... I'd dread to think what would have popped open in that instance!!!
Probably the same as last time. Ding dong!
It's ok i think i'm sorted now :p
Tada! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa4lEW2heig)
I love the video's those guys make. Tres-humorous!
Piggymon
01-08-2008, 17:08
I don't care....there's only one pair I have to live with so as long as they stay good I'll be happy :D
They won't stay good if I do a Charlie all the time ;)
Matblack
02-08-2008, 08:35
Get her to do it herself whilst dancing round the pole is my answer
MB
The only ones that are dodgey are the ones too small for said doris, They take a bit more brute force but then I've found you can be rougher with the big boobies it's the little'uns you have to be delicate with ;)
After having another play last night, I'm claiming the too small for the boobies excuse (took a sneaky peaky at the size this morning :p).
Getting there though, only took 2 tries ;D:o
Someone at training school could do it totally stealthily, by just brushing his hand across your back.
What was the Fonz doing there? Also shouldn't that rubix cube actually be a replacement for their head? ;) *runs from female members*
What was the Fonz doing there? Also shouldn't that rubix cube actually be a replacement for their head? ;) *runs from female members*
No, in that case it would be that diagram where you try and draw one continuous line and cross each line segment in the diagram only once.
http://www.boomspeed.com/bofh1968/boatdrinks/puzzle.jpg
In other words; impossible to figure out, but like a stupid idiot you'll spend WAY too much time trying to.
TinkerBell
03-08-2008, 12:42
It's ok i think i'm sorted now :p
Tada! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa4lEW2heig)
LOL! That video is shocking! Hahaha ;D
This topic has troubled a few of my ex's :p Bless!
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/unhook.htm
Demonstrating the technique perfectly... well nearly.
I probably shouldn't admit this on a public forum, but I've never even got that far. Doesn't look too complicated now I know though. :)
LeperousDust
14-08-2008, 14:29
That guy is a daemon! ;D
Von Smallhausen
14-08-2008, 14:35
Someone at training school could do it totally stealthily, by just brushing his hand across your back.
The Chief Constable ?
I have had a little more practice recently, and my form is slowly improving :p
Chuckles
14-08-2008, 23:52
I have had a little more practice recently, and my form is slowly improving :p
My Desmo's mum says thanks by the way.
I once just looked at one and it popped open! ;) :cool:
You totally stole that line from Joey on Friends!!!
You should know... it was yours that popped! ;)
is that how it came off? I was wondering why I'm not currently wearing a bra.:evil:
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