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Feek
22-08-2008, 09:04
On the flight to the UK he tried to commit suicide by leaping out of the aeroplane into the sea.
The coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small bouy.


I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, but I wouldn't mind his air miles.



More please?

Jonny69
22-08-2008, 09:14
He said when he gets back to the UK he wants to go somewhere quiet where he won't be bothered by the press.

Everton just signed him up for 3 years.

Admiral Huddy
22-08-2008, 09:27
I heard something about his release date....




She's 8 I believe

Flibster
22-08-2008, 10:07
Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who
He is to have two female companions K-9 and Sharon - 12

Wryel
22-08-2008, 11:21
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c240/peatjg/image001.jpg

Knipples
22-08-2008, 19:16
In all seriousness does anyone want to help me burn him with fire, preferably somewhere it hurts!

Mark
22-08-2008, 19:32
By all means. He's started protesting his innocence again. If he hadn't started ranting about the media last time I might have given him some credibility. If he does that again, I think I'll **** something.

leowyatt
22-08-2008, 19:33
just kill it with fire ;D

Fayshun
23-08-2008, 01:02
just kill it with fire ;D
in the ovaries?

leowyatt
23-08-2008, 01:35
in the ovaries?

nah from orbit ;D

Lynnie_pitch nee Leigh
23-08-2008, 21:12
Lets get this going again :D

Gary Glitter has said he wants to be cremated and thrown into an Etch A Sketch so that children can still play with him.

;)

leowyatt
23-08-2008, 21:16
So, Gary Glitter had a 'heart attack' when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he?
Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was 'High School Musical.'

What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear.

gary glitter has writen his will, and he has left all his money to his future wife.
its a shame that by law she will have to wait for her 12th birthday.

Del Lardo
27-08-2008, 15:18
Got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout country it plays Dolly Parton, I shout Rock, it plays Guns & Roses. Was driving through town the other day and some little **** ran out in front of me, I shouted "****ing kids" it played Gary Glitter.

Feek
28-08-2008, 06:30
From my inbox

http://www.ukrm.org/feek/temp/adobe-20080828-062913.png

Jonny69
28-08-2008, 11:06
Ahahahaha ;D

Nutcase
28-08-2008, 20:15
;D :lipsrsealed:

Tak
28-08-2008, 20:20
;D even my manager tried to suppress a giggle at that one ;D

Grandad
29-08-2008, 15:02
Gary Glitter is hoping that his recent conviction doesn't affect his planned family holiday to the USA

He is hoping to go to Tampa with the kids

Lomster
30-08-2008, 13:44
*BREAKING NEWS*
Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter.
They found Class A drugs in his living room, class B drugs in his kitchen and class 5C in his bedroom

Grandad
31-08-2008, 02:01
*BREAKING NEWS*
Police have re-arrested Gary Glitter.
They found Class A drugs in his living room, class B drugs in his kitchen and class 5C in his bedroom

groan ;D

Lomster
31-08-2008, 02:38
So, Gary Glitter had a 'heart attack' when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he?
Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was 'High School Musical.'



Is that not slightly too old for him? lol :)

Lomster
31-08-2008, 02:41
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c240/peatjg/image001.jpg

This pic really creeps me out :( seriously creeps me out.
I know its been ps but its the look he's giving.
think I shall look at pebs kitty pics to get this pic out of my head lol

Knipples
31-08-2008, 08:46
Gary Glitter has said he is looking to move somewhere where he can be left alone and have no media coverage. Bristol City have offered him a 3 year deal

Someone sent me this one, which even though they were taking the pee out of my football team, and I didnt giggle a bit (well maybe a teeny bit) I thought I would share with you lot as you dont have the emotional attachment ;D I have with my team.
;)

Feek
31-08-2008, 10:41
Didn't we do that in post number 2? ;) (or at least, a variant)

Knipples
31-08-2008, 10:56
Didn't we do that in post number 2? ;) (or at least, a variant)
Alright alright, I was half asleep on a Sunday morning.....you just remember that birthday thread you!
:D

Feek
31-08-2008, 11:10
;D

SidewinderINC
31-08-2008, 14:40
He's living in warsash now apparently, quite close to a few of the southampton members here :eek:

Tak
31-08-2008, 15:38
He's living in warsash now apparently, quite close to a few of the southampton members here :eek:

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/fareham-and-meon/Crowds-gather-to-hound-Glitter.4435091.jp

It is believed that Glitter left the house once his location was discovered, and may have gone to Fareham police for advice before leaving the county.

SidewinderINC
31-08-2008, 18:42
He was in my home town?! OMFG :(

Garp
31-08-2008, 19:55
He's stupid if he thinks he'll ever be able to move anywhere.. as are the police. He's completely and utterly screwed up his life. Of course no one wants him living anywhere near them.

Lana
02-09-2008, 22:12
Of course no one wants him living anywhere near them.

Do you folks have laws where sexual predators are required to tell the police their addresses, and they are available online? (not sure if our laws are different on that one)
I know people who check that website every few months just so they know who is living near their kids.
It does kind of suck that nobody wants to live near him, but it also sucks that he is such a sick sick man.

Fayshun
03-09-2008, 01:30
If the judge decrees they have to sign onto the Sex Offenders Register and it's an offence for them not tell the police if they move/change their name etc.

Unfortunately it's not in the public domain. :(

Del Lardo
03-09-2008, 02:05
Unfortunately it's not in the public domain. :(

The problem is that the public cannot be trusted with such information.

We saw the results a few years back when IIRC a redtop "Newspaper" published the addresses of sex offenders. The end result was the house of a Pediatrician getting done over as mob mentality takes over pretty quickly and the mob generally has the IQ of a Pidgeon.

Fayshun
03-09-2008, 07:40
I don't want any Paediatricians living in my street!

SidewinderINC
04-09-2008, 21:00
The problem is that the public cannot be trusted with such information.

We saw the results a few years back when IIRC a redtop "Newspaper" published the addresses of sex offenders. The end result was the house of a Pediatrician getting done over as mob mentality takes over pretty quickly and the mob generally has the IQ of a Pidgeon.

don't get me started about where that happened though.

Belmit
05-09-2008, 09:26
Jimmy Carr on 8 Out of 10 Cats last night:

"People are wondering if Gary Glitter will still remember how to sing. She'll be eight by now."