Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Lines in the Original Star Wars Trilogy

[Desmo]

Olden....but Golden :D

STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."


STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"


STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI

10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."

;D

[Pheebs]

Bwaaaaaahahahahaha!

*copies and pastes to her brother*

Love it! :D

[Haly]

;D

[Belmit]

Can't believe they missed out. 'Great kid, don't get cocky.'

[Will]

Brilliant! Is it sad that I know the exact scene of everyone of those lines?! :o

[Admiral Huddy]

Desmo, You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.

[Kell_ee001]

;D

[Pheebs]

Brilliant! Is it sad that I know the exact scene of everyone of those lines?! :o

Nope. Cos I'm not sad either ;) :p

Do you know what?! My favourite lines EVER from the Godly film are:

Leia: "I love you!"
Han: "I know"

The mans a legend.

[Admiral Huddy]

Nope. Cos I'm not sad either ;) :p

Do you know what?! My favourite lines EVER from the Godly film are:

Leia: "I love you!"
Han: "I know"

The mans a legend.

haha This was one that came to my mind too.. I tried that once with an old girlfriend.. Tried to play it cool.. Han Solo cool ;) .. got slapped!

[Flibster]

They even missed

"You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

[Lana]

oh my word I need to email that to my brother in law.

[Pumpkinstew]

The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

Almost there......almoooosstt theeeeere.

Did anyone ever get the 'Lines from Star Wars that are really funny with the word pants in them' e-mail?

EDIT: That was a much easier google than I expected:

1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was
in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those
pants, up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send
a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it
personally Commander.
5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've
got it where it counts.
6 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give
him more time!
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants
when I was brought onboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants
more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken
control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before
more troops arrive.
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

[Pumpkinstew]

and if that tickled you there are 278 here:shocked:
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906