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Admiral Huddy
09-09-2008, 15:27
.. and carry them out:
Discuss!
My daughter told me she is buying a famous brand of mens hair dye to combat my distinquished greyness..
Do I ?
1... Stop her pocket money
2... Burst her spot right between the eyes.
3... Embarrass her by asking her next time she brings her boyfriend round..
4... fed her to the mafia's pet parana!
5... Realise that she's right and give her the money for said hair dye.
6. Shave off said hair and save the cash
chumpychops
09-09-2008, 15:35
7. Threaten to get the McCanns to babysit?
cleanbluesky
09-09-2008, 15:36
6. Shave off said hair and save the cash
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9205/retard157nt.jpg
8. Tell her thats fine but she has to make sure and check with the chemist if it's OK for your pubes.... you want your collar and cuffs to match ;) :)
9. Go on an adventure to find the Holy Grail (with all your legendary stunts and kerfuffles it would be genius!)
10. sell her to the Gypsies
(It's where my kids are going)
11.
I can't think of anything funny to put here :(
Admiral Huddy
09-09-2008, 15:44
8. Tell her thats fine but she has to make sure and check with the chemist if it's OK for your pubes.... you want your collar and cuffs to match ;) :)
Yewwww .. that's just so wrong!
I could just show her how to re-wire the house? ;)
3... Embarrass her by asking her next time she brings her boyfriend round..
This.
Just do a DIY project, such as putting up some shelves, whilst he's visiting.
45 mins later, the lad will be in the fetal position on the floor, your daughter will be trying to extinguish the flames on your head (burning quicker due to Just For Men being flammable) a powersaw will be buzzing around the room, various plumbing and electricals will be shorting out, blowing out several local transformers, putting the National Grid on yellow alert.
This.
Just do a DIY project, such as putting up some shelves, whilst he's visiting.
45 mins later, the lad will be in the fetal position on the floor, your daughter will be trying to extinguish the flames on your head (burning quicker due to Just For Men being flammable) a powersaw will be buzzing around the room, various plumbing and electricals will be shorting out, blowing out several local transformers, putting the National Grid on yellow alert.
is admiral huddy not very good at diy? : confused:
is admiral huddy not very good at diy? : confused:
It isn't so much that, but Huddy is the most accident prone man on the planet.
It isn't so much that, but Huddy is the most accident prone man on the planet.
oh ;D
is admiral huddy not very good at diy? : confused:
Well do you remember the Dodo?
Huddy.
Well do you remember the Dodo?
Huddy.
oh. :D
TinkerBell
09-09-2008, 16:17
5... Realise that she's right and give her the money for said hair dye.
Genius!
Although you can't say much ;) :p
Anyway, grey hair rocks. I'm starting to get more grey appearing and couldn't care less, just going to leave it as is and will be staying away from Just For Men.
My dad started going quite grey last year, But it was really noticeable because his hair is black. So he started shaving the lot off.
I think it looked better a bit greying, but with hair, than with none at all.
:)
Admiral Huddy
09-09-2008, 16:22
5... Realise that she's right and give her the money for said hair dye.
Bar Steward :D
Admiral Huddy
09-09-2008, 16:24
I shaved mine off about 8 weeks ago.. day before i went on me hols.. i looked like a right penis... with ears.. and nose :D
Don't worry about it, mate. I've had grey in both the beard AND on my head for over 20 years now.
Genius!
Although you can't say much ;) :p
The difference is that I don't care about my grey :)
Going bald FTW! :D
Apparently going bald is a sign of virility. Personally I think it's a rumour put about by slap heads.
Admiral Huddy
09-09-2008, 16:38
Going bald FTW! :D
Yeah all your hair has moved to your back!
lol @burble :D
Justsomebloke
09-09-2008, 17:11
Wait behind the front door then clothes line her as she comes in from school, Quickly climb on the Bannister & body slam her into unconsciousness, Once out just sit on her chest laying the forearm down on her shouting Ground & Pound baby, That should do it :)
CaptRugWash
09-09-2008, 17:12
Ask the misses who she fancies more, George Clooney or Tom Cruise.
I don't have a single grey hair *touches wood*, but yea I would probably die it, you old get!
Apparently going bald is a sign of virility. Personally I think it's a rumour put about by slap heads.
Just wait till Cyprus - I'll show you ;)
Yeah all your hair has moved to your back!
lol @burble :D
Meh, not anymore!!! :cool:
Admiral Huddy
09-09-2008, 17:20
Just wait till Cyprus - I'll show you ;)
Meh, not anymore!!! :cool:
You've waxed? :evil:
cleanbluesky
09-09-2008, 17:22
Apparently going bald is a sign of virility. Personally I think it's a rumour put about by slap heads.
Higher testosterone > strength and aggression > baldness
You've waxed? :evil:
Several times ;)
Higher testosterone > strength and aggression > baldness
Hence why I'm uber strong too ;) :weights:
Kell_ee001
09-09-2008, 17:46
6. Shave off said hair and give her the cash for being so brave
Edited :D
7. Threaten to get the McCanns to babysit?
Tis Lom
I'm so bad cos that actually made me chuckle slightly :o
Henna it. She'll never mention it again!
leowyatt
09-09-2008, 19:49
Just wait till Cyprus - I'll show you ;)
:shocked:
Lom doesn't like the badger look.
I don't care.
luke/CK - Not here guys. You know what.
luke/CK - Not here guys. You know what.
erm.... leave me out of your whatever it is
ChemicalKicks
09-09-2008, 20:40
luke/CK - Not here guys. You know what.
erm.... leave me out of your whatever it is
As Luke said, you should leave him out.
Just a funny mate.
SMILEY FACE.
Lom doesn't like the badger look.
I don't care.
Well when you behave like a 17yr old it doesn't look right.
You do have a bottle of hair dye in medical cupboard remember :D
:evil: don't get drunk ;D
Greenlizard0
10-09-2008, 16:00
8. Tell her thats fine but she has to make sure and check with the chemist if it's OK for your pubes.... you want your collar and cuffs to match ;) :)
Roffles! The curtains and drapes do have to match.
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