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Piggymon
14-09-2008, 20:37
MEOOOOOOOOOW ! *tickles tummy* :)
Borris the Cat
14-09-2008, 21:33
Hi Aunty!
Hope your new kitty has settled in now :cool: :D
Rowr!
Borris the Cat
14-09-2008, 21:42
My sig should be working now too :cool:
Can anyone else see my avatar's paw-fingers tapping? It should be animated.
Blackstar
14-09-2008, 21:49
Awww hello Borris! Can i ask what breed you are, i've been informed that i may be allowed to get a kitten and i'd like to do some research.
SidewinderINC
14-09-2008, 21:51
he'll be a british blue, and could I recommend that you come and steal the one next door to us :p
he keeps coming into our house, fighting our elderly cat, and weeing all over everything. :angry:
I thought spiders were called Boris?
Borris the Cat
14-09-2008, 21:55
Hi Blackstar. I'm the original British Shorthair, a "British Blue Shorthair" :cool:
British Blues are usually stocky and powerfully built but also quietly spoken and very affectionate with a pleasant nature. It's unusual for a British Blue to be aggressive in any way though they are large cats and can be very boisterous when young. It's said that Blues are a good choice for those who are more used to dogs. They have very plush, dense fur and are supposedly much better for allergy sufferers than many other cats.
Anything else you need to know, just ask! :)
Awww hello Borris! Can i ask what breed you are
Juggernaut Cat.
Borris the Cat
14-09-2008, 21:57
I thought spiders were called Boris?
They are but I don't see what that has to do with me ;)
Aunty Pigmo gave me that name (Borris, not Boris) anyway :cool:
Borris the Cat
14-09-2008, 21:59
Juggernaut Cat.
Oi! I'm chunky not fat! :D
My best mate has the same cat as your Borris, he got it from a rescue home and its very scared of me and it wont venture out of the house, its a nice looking cat and has lovely fur but its boring, anyway of making play when I go round his house for a few beers.
cleanbluesky
14-09-2008, 23:30
MEOOOOOOOOOW ! *tickles tummy* :)
You DO realise its just phykell when he's been at the sauce...
Blackstar
14-09-2008, 23:32
Aren't you just a barrel of laughs, its a bit of fun :p
cleanbluesky
14-09-2008, 23:35
Aren't you just a barrel of laughs, its a bit of fun :p
I have shattered illusions, although if we let the charade continue Phykell will begin to go deeper and deeper into his second persona. Seemingly harmless, and occasionally charming - initially nothing more sinister than Mrs phykell finding Mr Phykell curled on the sofa like a kitty but when he begins to lick his ass in public it will be less charming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA
My best mate has the same cat as you Borris...
Fixed ;)
...he got it from a rescue home and its very scared of me...
May I suggest that he's not scared of you at all and that it is, in fact, more likely to be your lack of personal hygiene? Cats have sensitive noses y'know :D
...and it wont venture out of the house, its a nice looking cat and has lovely fur but its boring, anyway of making play when I go round his house for a few beers.
That's a difficult one. I think the first thing you should try is having a shower then at least he might stay in the same room as you. The next is to avoid making loud noises - cats don't like that. As for playing, it depends how old he is - British Blues can be a bit lazy and while they're like a dog in many ways, they're unlikely to bother chasing anything unless there's a point to it. The usual stuff such as string should work though, and try trailing a piece of string around in a cardboard box. Cats love boxes of all shapes and sizes :cool:
I have shattered illusions, although if we let the charade continue Phykell will begin to go deeper and deeper into his second persona. Seemingly harmless, and occasionally charming - initially nothing more sinister than Mrs phykell finding Mr Phykell curled on the sofa like a kitty but when he begins to lick his ass in public it will be less charming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA
Ah CBS, which is odder, the person who speaks through his cat as you believe, or the one who feels he must tell other perfectly sane, reasonable human beings, that a person is speaking through his cat? What's your motivation? Is it that you believe the people here would otherwise believe that a cat really can speak, and not only that, can type on a laptop? Is that why you feel you have to put them right? It's a good job you're here to spoil any alleged illusion :cool:
How's your kitty btw? :)
Aren't you just a barrel of laughs, its a bit of fun :p
CBS is a must have at parties. Other features include:
Alcohol monitoring - Mobile breathaliser to inform and advise all participants of the party what their alcohol blood level is, and how far away they are from reaching their limit.
Tape corden and minature hazard cones to surround inebriants and allow access to monitor their vital signs until help arrives.
Emergency flares and whistles when signalling for a taxi
DBA meter to monitor noise levels to ensure surrounding residence and public buildings are not disrupted
Safety hat to prevent bottling
Borris the Cat
14-09-2008, 23:58
<puts CBS on ignore>
Don't make me come and visit you in the night CBS - you know what I'll do in your slippers ;)
cleanbluesky
14-09-2008, 23:59
Is it that you believe the people here would otherwise believe that a cat really can speak, and not only that, can type on a laptop?
That WOULD be odd.
That WOULD be odd.
I think you should let him have his say. You might find it to be a unique perspective! Perhaps you could write a paper about him :D
You look as big as my cat Harry :D
Weird, new posts page shown FakeSnake posted last in here, but it's Haly. Database messing up, or my brain messing up? :shocked:
Weird, new posts page shown FakeSnake posted last in here, but it's Haly. Database messing up, or my brain messing up? :shocked:
:shocked: Works fine here, you're going mad :p
Edit:Oh wait I'm sure I saw a post by Phykell after my previous post and now it's before my post........eeeeeeek
Borris!
Here is a pic of my kitty Goggles.
http://www.kaiowas.co.uk/images/goggles.jpg
The expression on that cats face is priceless. :p
I prefer this one:
http://www.kaiowas.co.uk/vix/goggles5.jpg
Admiral Huddy
15-09-2008, 09:39
Can't say I'm a cat lover but welcome Boris..
cleanbluesky
15-09-2008, 09:51
I prefer this one:
http://www.kaiowas.co.uk/vix/goggles5.jpg
That... cat... is... smiling...
Piggymon
15-09-2008, 12:34
Hi Aunty!
Hope your new kitty has settled in now :cool: :D
Rowr!
Pebbles wants so know when are you coming round for dinner ? ;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/piggymon/Cats/catface.jpg
She also wants to tell you there's room to snuggle in bed ! :shocked:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/piggymon/Cats/20080904_004.jpg
Awww :) I wish our cat did cute stuff like that!
She does that single condescending blink when you call her,
"Pfft, like I'd come running to you... Human!"
Also,
Hello Borris!
http://www.boomspeed.com/bofh1968/boatdrinks/shadow.jpg
Shadow says Hi!! (and says to please ignore the date stamp, new camera)
Darrin you stole my kitteh! How did that happen?!
He must be a clone. He's been around almost 5 years...
http://www.boomspeed.com/bofh1968/shadow.jpg
Piggymon
15-09-2008, 20:13
AWWWWW !!!
Awww, Goggles is a bit older than that, and she was never that cute :D
Borris the Cat
16-09-2008, 20:50
Borris!
Here is a pic of my kitty Goggles.
http://www.kaiowas.co.uk/images/goggles.jpg
I love boxes too - she's cute :)
Borris the Cat
16-09-2008, 20:51
Pebbles wants so know when are you coming round for dinner ? ;)
She also wants to tell you there's room to snuggle in bed ! :shocked:
:shocked: :D
Borris the Cat
16-09-2008, 20:53
He must be a clone. He's been around almost 5 years...
http://www.boomspeed.com/bofh1968/shadow.jpg
That's what I do! :D
Here's another picture of him :)
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z4/phykell/holdingbalti.jpg
Hello Borris, have an ear fluffle from me :)
Can you teach my cat to type? He has shown promise as he did once type zzzzzzzzzz when it was his bedtime but since then he has only sat on the entire keypad. I hope you're not a cat snob though as he is just a common, although very handsome, moggy.
Goggles types in cat speak unfortunately. She hasn't grasped the English language yet. Shame :(
Borris the Cat
17-09-2008, 21:25
Hello Borris, have an ear fluffle from me :)
Can you teach my cat to type? He has shown promise as he did once type zzzzzzzzzz when it was his bedtime but since then he has only sat on the entire keypad. I hope you're not a cat snob though as he is just a common, although very handsome, moggy.
Hmm, that's a tricky one. I can touch type but I also have a go on the piano so I think that helps. I'm not allowed on the laptop but the desktop's keyboard is an old IBM one with a clicky feel - it might be easier for your mog to try one like that :cool:
Borris the Cat
17-09-2008, 21:26
Goggles types in cat speak unfortunately. She hasn't grasped the English language yet. Shame :(
If she wished to grasp it, she would. Don't mistake a lack of achievement for a lack of effort ;)
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