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Desmo
26-09-2008, 16:54
We deal with lots of Chinese customers, so there can be a language barrier at times. So can anybody help to translate this?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/piggymon/Odds%20and%20Ends/letter.jpg

Because I'm not sure what's going on ;D
BBx
26-09-2008, 17:03
Racist!!! :p

They must have an order with you already and they want to change it before it goes to print, sorry to be a PITA - they hope they have caught you in time! :D

Any other problems understanding my distant relatives please let me know. ;)

BB x
Desmo
26-09-2008, 17:09
You want to come in and be our call girl? (Maybe I should re-phrase that ;D)
Desmo
26-09-2008, 17:20
Sorry Lozza, it's 100% genuine :p
BBx
26-09-2008, 17:34
You want to come in and be our call girl? (Maybe I should re-phrase that ;D)

:shocked:

Surely that's not serious!

I call shennagins.

And i'm definately not eating food from the "Ming Kee" chinese

Why not?! :p their speciality is quite clearly in the cooking and not the English language! LOL

PS Desmo if you have any REAL probs... I can ask my mum to speak to them in the Lingo :D she wouldn't mind!

BB x
Tak
26-09-2008, 17:44
You want to come in and be our call girl?

Now thats an offer and a half - you said you needed a new job BB ;D
BBx
26-09-2008, 17:46
Now thats an offer and a half - you said you needed a new job BB ;D

Cheeky mare! :p

BB x
Desmo
26-09-2008, 17:47
We can offer good company perks :D
cleanbluesky
26-09-2008, 18:34
Hello!

Despite my previous apology, we wish to amend our menu and hope this will not cause inconvenience to yourselves.

However solid we have found your recent work, I am calling upon you once more to help us air drop our menus.

Thanks!

Mr Ning-Pong-Poo-Chong-Ding-Dong-Fang-Wang-Shoo-Woo
Piggymon
26-09-2008, 18:37
Hello!

Despite my previous apology, we wish to amend our menu and hope this will not cause inconvenience to yourselves.

However solid we have found your recent work, I am calling upon you once more to help us air drop our menus.

Thanks!

Mr Ning-Pong-Poo-Chong-Ding-Dong-Fang-Wang-Shoo-Woo

LOL ! ;D
Metalface Mark
26-09-2008, 19:47
Im not sure that i would want to eat out of a chinese called Minkee. Our local chinese used to have a girl who worked there called Yuk, she was well named.
Tak
26-09-2008, 20:20
my nan told me off when I was living with her as I answered the phone with "cosham chinese rest-rant I am foo-king the manager" - I thought it was a friend who had said they would phone at 6 but it was one of her old dears from bingo :o
Mark
26-09-2008, 20:55
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: ;D
Jingo
27-09-2008, 09:34
A local takeaway is aptly named "Ming Wah Fish Bar"... I've also seen an eatery with the intriguing name "Fu King Himalayan Restaurant".
Nutcase
27-09-2008, 19:28
my nan told me off when I was living with her as I answered the phone with "cosham chinese rest-rant I am foo-king the manager" - I thought it was a friend who had said they would phone at 6 but it was one of her old dears from bingo :o


;D

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