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cleanbluesky
26-09-2008, 21:10
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252008/news/regionalnews/cops_in_nude_taser_slay_130670.htm

The vicious criminal was naked, balancing on a railing and armed with a fluorescent bulb and the brave NYPD had only a tazer with which to save the city

cleanbluesky
26-09-2008, 21:13
Would be funny, we're I still able to log in

Matblack
26-09-2008, 21:15
And? Can you?

MB

cheets
26-09-2008, 21:21
Whats going to happen when you send 1000s of volt of leccy through a mind stand on a shop roof, he is only going on way and thats down.

cleanbluesky
26-09-2008, 21:24
Whats going to happen when you send 1000s of volt of leccy through a mind stand on a shop roof, he is only going on way and thats down.

Uhhh, the NYPD police handbook contains no information about the direction people fall when tazered, the police officer in question was completely within regulations to assume that he might fall up or perhaps flat against the building.

Matblack
26-09-2008, 21:27
Uhhh, the NYPD police handbook contains no information about the direction people fall when tazered, the police officer in question was completely within regulations to assume that he might fall up or perhaps flat against the building.

LOL (< yes a proper one)

MB

Von Smallhausen
27-09-2008, 13:17
http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252008/news/regionalnews/cops_in_nude_taser_slay_130670.htm

The vicious criminal was naked, balancing on a railing and armed with a fluorescent bulb and the brave NYPD had only a tazer with which to save the city

And the Tazer powered the lightbulb, thus saving CO2 emissions and helping to illuminate that great city at minimal cost to the public.

Great decision I say and I wish this kind of lateral thinking could be adopted in today's police force in the UK.

Such a standoff here would have cost £100,000 in police time and resources with a negotiator, an ACPO rank commander, 20 officers and also cost for McDonalds, cigarettes and cider for the bulb waver.