View Full Version : Why are women (relationships) like buses?
LeperousDust
30-09-2008, 20:53
Well not women really but my love life? ;D This might not sound like a "problem" and everyone's going to say it could be worse etc... but it's proving to be crap right now...
Anyone else suffered/ing from this? :(
Metalface Mark
30-09-2008, 20:57
Yeh, its great isnt it? :D
Anyone else suffered/ing from this? :(
Suffered. I dont envy you, its really hard to deal with thats for sure :(
LeperousDust
30-09-2008, 21:14
Yeh, its great isnt it? :D
This is the joking reply i keep getting, but tbh it's not a long term solution is it really :p. I'll only end up worse off, having messed other people around...
Boo hoo
Make a decision! Grass isn't always greener ;)
its only messy when you juggle. Pick 1 and send the others my way :p
LeperousDust
30-09-2008, 21:30
Make a decision! Grass isn't always greener ;)
it's not about the grass being greener, its about grass :p
I've not got any commitments so to speak right now, but i do have choices to make soon... I just don't know what, maybe I'll hold a competition? ;D
Tombola. Its the only way.
which one gives you butterflies? That one
LeperousDust
30-09-2008, 21:46
which one gives you butterflies? That one
Stop being such a romantic **** :p Trust me both are great in their own way.
Well not women really but my love life? ;D This might not sound like a "problem" and everyone's going to say it could be worse etc... but it's proving to be crap right now...
Anyone else suffered/ing from this? :(
Like buses? What is the problem? You have to pay to get a ride?
Like buses? What is the problem? You have to pay to get a ride?
I wanted that line. I tried to work on something about having a bus pass and getting discounts, and OAPs getting to sit down first, but it didn't come together.
If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
I wanted that line. I tried to work on something about having a bus pass and getting discounts, and OAPs getting to sit down first, but it didn't come together.
OAPs free after 9:30?
OAPs free after 9:30?
*rubs thighs*
I don't know if being newly into a relationship does something to me but I always find that I get no interest for a while, and then almost as soon as I've started dating I get several other offers. I hooked up with Kari back in mid Jan, and routinely got offers almost immediately (but more so after my open mic slot on Valentines day), very bizarre, at least to someone who doesn't usually get such!
If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
So sayeth the oracle. Amen.
which one gives you butterflies? That one
The butterfly collector, obviously.
SidewinderINC
30-09-2008, 22:49
I don't know if being newly into a relationship does something to me but I always find that I get no interest for a while, and then almost as soon as I've started dating I get several other offers. I hooked up with Kari back in mid Jan, and routinely got offers almost immediately (but more so after my open mic slot on Valentines day), very bizarre, at least to someone who doesn't usually get such!
Confidence is attractive (or so I'm told) and when you're in a relationship you tend to be more confident with yourself, but not in an arrogant way, which will in turn lead to women finding you more attractive.
I'm sure CBS could say that in about 20 more sentences with really long words, but you get what I'm saying :p
Chuckles
30-09-2008, 22:58
My rule of thumb is pick the one with the biggest tits.
semi-pro waster
01-10-2008, 01:03
it's not about the grass being greener, its about grass :p
Alex please, please, please tell me you aren't about to go with the immortal line of "if there's grass on the wicket....". I've already jokingly warned a mate about that earlier tonight and the legal problems that may ensue - if you're still under 24 and have reason to suspect she is over the legal age then disregard this advice as you've got a ready made excuse in Scots Law. ;) My only advice can be to go for the girl that feels best and you can interpret that any way you want.
If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
A true romatic there Mr Feek, I doff my hat to you sir. :D
If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
My rule of thumb is pick the one with the biggest tits.
;D
If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
Bangers!? Are you Gok Wan in disguise?;D
And if so can you give me some fashion tips!!
I think that the buses thing is because a) you're more confident as already stated and b) you aren't trying so hard, which usually means things will happen.
LeperousDust
02-10-2008, 00:56
And if so can you give me some fashion tips!!
I think that the buses thing is because a) you're more confident as already stated and b) you aren't trying so hard, which usually means things will happen.
Cheers for the great responses guys :p :D
I don't know about being more confident, or trying so hard. I actually didn't really mind being single at all just going out with friends having a laugh seeing what happens. Maybe something subconsciously, but i'd hasten to say myself i've not changed anything really in the last year at least with how i act.
Both girls are beyond comparing bangers Feek and the rest, but after having a chat with love doctor Mondo, i think i've decided what i'll do which essentially is what i was probably going to do anyway i just wanted someone to agree :p
It is a little more complicated than i initially posted to be fair, i just couldn't be that bothered going into detail, and i though generalising would result in better (funnier) responses....
Bangers!? Are you Gok Wan in disguise?;D
Thats exactly what I thought ;D
CaptRugWash
02-10-2008, 01:36
Choose the one you can talk about nothing with. Nothings worse than sleeping with someone who can't string together a good conversation with you afterwards.
Big tits go south after a few years, so it's not always the best plan, unless you're just after a nice gash pasty for the winter to keep it warm.
I don't understand the Gok Wang comments....
leowyatt
02-10-2008, 09:17
I don't understand the Gok Wang comments....
This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gok_Wan) is Gok Wan and on his TV show he always refers to the jubblies as bangers :)
Admiral Huddy
03-10-2008, 10:00
You're young enough, no responsibilties.. you can have your cake and eat it..
Soon enough, you'll be married, kids and all though it's nice to settle down.. You'll have got it off your chest.. so to speak..
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