View Full Version : (mainly for the men of BD...) If you were offered...
... would you do any of these:
1. Snog the Queen
2. Let Arnie Schwarnegger do rude things to you (men... you know what I mean... bit of resuss on the family jewels!) OR at least snog you only?
3. Let some legendary band (ie Quo) do rude things to you? Or at least just snog you only?
leowyatt
02-10-2008, 11:59
well what do I get for submitted to the above?
Nothing! Just the above!! Is that not good enough for you!?!?!?!
I am fast learning boys are weird.
.... no.
Why would I want to get a blowy off Arnie? :/
I am fast learning boys are weird.
Says she who has just posted this thread :)
.... no.
Why would I want to get a blowy off Arnie? :/
Why wouldn't you!?! He's a LEGEND!!
THink of all the fun party stories you could tell!?!
You could sell it to the papers too!!
ZOMG! Someone come in here and tell me they would *atleast* snog the Queen!!! I would! I mean... IT'S THE QUEEN! When else would you get that opportunity!?!
no
no
and
no
in that order
\o/ See, I'm not strange :p
ZOMG! Someone come in here and tell me they would *atleast* snog the Queen!!! I would! I mean... IT'S THE QUEEN! When else would you get that opportunity!?!
I bet she tastes like that horrible greasy lipstick and smells like old ladies though.
Bugger it. I'd do it for a dare.
Metalface Mark
02-10-2008, 12:08
Definetly id have to go with Arnie. Im not gay, but i dont think sex with Arnie would be considered a homosexual act, its a badge of honour.
Definetly id have to go with Arnie. Im not gay, but i dont think sex with Arnie would be considered a homosexual act, its a badge of honour.
Good lord.
What would you do for Chuck Norris?
Roberta I heart you.
One level headed person in here.
Olibubble - don't you ever play that game where you say "for a million pounds would you...."?! :) It's like that but... but this you get nothing other than what it is!! And I am just uber shocked people wouldn't do it!!
Ok ok! Look at OP I have tamed it a bit and given options!
METALFACEMARK! You get me! You legend! :D
Roberta I heart you.
One level headed person in here.
Olibubble - don't you ever play that game where you say "for a million pounds would you...."?! :) It's like that but... but this you get nothing other than what it is!! And I am just uber shocked people wouldn't do it!!
Ok ok! Look at OP I have tamed it a bit and given options!
METALFACEMARK! You get me! You legend! :D
yesss but!!!
a million pounds is a million pounds! I can hardly think of anything i WOULDN'T do for a million pounds :D
But WHY would you do any of those things for no reason?!?!?!
'Oh hello! Haven't seen you in ages! What have you been up to?'
'Oh not much. I did snog the Queen on tuesday though.'
Winn0r.
'Oh hello! Haven't seen you in ages! What have you been up to?'
'Oh not much. I did snog the Queen on tuesday though.'
Winn0r.
If had that conversation with my mates, it would be followed by hysterical laughter, comments like 'you fag' and then they'd never speak to me again.
'Oh hello! Haven't seen you in ages! What have you been up to?'
'Oh not much. I did snog the Queen on tuesday though.'
Winn0r.
I'm with the hippy on this one
'Oh hello! Haven't seen you in ages! What have you been up to?'
'Oh not much. I did snog the Queen on tuesday though.'
Winn0r.
For this reason alone!!!
Common! Surely you'd snog the Queen Olibubble?! No one else in the world could get that opportunity but you... and you wouldn't take it?!
You might get lucky and be able to suck out a gold filling or two! :D
If had that conversation with my mates, it would be followed by hysterical laughter, comments like 'you fag' and then they'd never speak to me again.
I believe the queen may be female.
I will, however, check when I snog her.
Snogging the queen wouldn't be an issue. But I aint doing no gay!!!
semi-pro waster
02-10-2008, 12:25
So there's no benefit to it other than being able to boast/shamefully admit to it? Well when you put it like that you're really selling the options. :p
I'd have to give the Queen option some consideration but only if I got to meet Phil the Greek afterwards. I'm not sure how well snogging the Monarch to get closer to her other half would go down but that's a risk I'd just have to take.
For this reason alone!!!
Common! Surely you'd snog the Queen Olibubble?! No one else in the world could get that opportunity but you... and you wouldn't take it?!
You might get lucky and be able to suck out a gold filling or two! :D
eeewwww nooooooooo
She has a wrinkly face :(
It would probably feel all squishy and horrid
Maybe she's thinking the same ;D
Snogging the queen wouldn't be an issue. But I aint doing no gay!!!
My second favourite quote of the year!
well not just to boast or brag! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity no one else would likely ever get... I was taught if things like that came along take it with both hands and embrace it!
Maybe I took it all too literally I don't know but man! This is an awesome opportunity and to pass it up would be craaaazy!
Jumping off a bridge to your death is a 'once in a lifetime' event but you wouldn't grab that opportunity with both hands and embrace that would you? :p
Recieving a blowjob from Arnie and jumping off a bridge hold about the same level of appeal for me :p
leowyatt
02-10-2008, 12:34
Well after giving this some thought, even though there is no reward I'd be happy to snog all but not necessarily take it in the pooper from arnie/rock legends.
If the legendary band is the The Bangles then yes, else i'll have to take the Queen.
Regarding #3, I'd let Shed Seven do what they wanted with me.
So it's a choice of;
Old
Gay
Multi-Gay
Call me boring but I think I'd have to go with Old
Matblack
02-10-2008, 13:39
Pheebs you are a very weird young lady, as this seems to be postulated as a yes or no rather than a which would you do if you had to do one, I'll go for none of them :p
MB
Multi-Gay
Thats just made me think of that admiral multi-car advert thats always on ;D
I'm conflicted.
Getting close to the queen means I could lop off her head.
However being into bodybuilding I'd be hard pushed to miss out on some time with Arnie!
Tough call.
Brings a whole new meaning to pumping iron.
Blighter
02-10-2008, 14:19
I can hardly think of anything i WOULDN'T do for a million pounds :D
*dreams of having a million pounds*
*dreams of having a million pounds*
I have a feeling she's just thought of something she wouldn't do for £1M.
Admiral Huddy
02-10-2008, 14:21
2 of course..
"I vant your Clothes, Boooots, and extemely large portcullis!!"
Blighter
02-10-2008, 14:23
I have a feeling she's just thought of something she wouldn't do for £1M.
:'(
Brings a whole new meaning to pumping iron.
ROFL! :D
I have a feeling she's just thought of something she wouldn't do for £1M.
Muhahahahaha :evil:
killerkebab
02-10-2008, 14:30
I won't do gay. I won't snog the queen either, we have a thing against royalty where I'm from ;)
But you don't understand! Snogging Mister Schwarznegger would not make you gay!! (though he might turn you after a smacker!) It's just a snog!!
Well I say it's just a snog but it's a smooch with ARNIE!!
*slaps hand on head*
I won't do gay. I won't snog the queen either, we have a thing against royalty where I'm from ;)
J'ai eu le meme sentiment! ;)
But you don't understand! Snogging Mister Schwarznegger would not make you gay!! (though he might turn you after a smacker!) It's just a snog!!
Well I say it's just a snog but it's a smooch with ARNIE!!
*slaps hand on head*
Old Arnie, or New Arnie? (http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/arnold_schwarzenegger_fat.jpg) because New Arnie is as bad as the Queen, and gay, lemonparty gay. ;)
I have a feeling she's just thought of something she wouldn't do for £1M.
a million pounds is a million pounds!
;D
Old Arnie, or New Arnie? (http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/arnold_schwarzenegger_fat.jpg) because New Arnie is as bad as the Queen, and gay, lemonparty gay. ;)
Both!!!
Thats just made me think of that admiral multi-car advert thats always on ;D
Damn you, I'm going to look like a right fool laughing next time that advert comes on. Probably best not to try and explain it though ;)
Damn you, I'm going to look like a right fool laughing next time that advert comes on. Probably best not to try and explain it though ;)
;D
I'd let arnie blow me.
Imagine at the pub the next day 'Dude last night the terminator was blowing me' lol although i would need to get pics.
a million pounds is a million pounds!
;D
But Blighter is Blighter!
Yeah I'd snog em all, just for the lulz :p
But Blighter is Blighter!
I could pretend he wasnt for a million pounds ;D
this thread makes my pants tingle a little bit.
Pumpkinstew
02-10-2008, 22:25
Snogging the Queen is treason though, isn't it?
If I ended up in prison from doing it anyway then I may as well have gone for one of the bum-fun options on the list.
Blighter
02-10-2008, 22:29
a million pounds is a million pounds!
;D
But Blighter is Blighter!
I could pretend he wasnt for a million pounds ;D
*starts saving every little penny*
*starts saving every little penny*
might take you a while ;D
Blighter
02-10-2008, 23:08
might take you a while ;D
It'll be worth the wait ;)
It'll be worth the wait ;)
Depends how long it takes you doesn't it ;D
all of them for £4k
Not allowed dude. No money can change hands. You've got to do it for the kudos :D
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